Franco Harris Football League
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#88|Strudel "Von" Velcrohands Wide Receiver
Retired (1988, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-14-2026) Potential C-
Age at Death 72 Born 05-08-1954 in Mamou, LA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 59 (1976) Experience 11 Years (235 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 1977 Salary 845 ($2300.126M/2122 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching B+ Pass Cover C- Kick Power D+
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C- Kick Acc F 
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling D+ Kick Return B 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina C- Execution C+ Agility B 
Strength C- Health D  Aggressiveness C  Hands B-
Jumping B      Attitude C  Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT C- SS C- K F  GUN B-
WR B- G D+ DE D+ FS C  P D- KR B-
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB C- CB C  LS D  KRB C 
FB C- TE C  OLB C- H C- HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
1976 MIN 16 0 77 44 57.1 748 17.0 67 309 7.0 7 46.8 33 42.9 3
1977 MIN 16 2 43 26 60.5 508 19.5 50 212 8.2 3 31.8 23 53.5 0
1978 MIN 16 4 60 34 56.7 781 23.0 83 441 13.0 2 48.8 27 45.0 1
1979 MIN 16 3 80 36 45.0 518 14.4 37 273 7.6 2 32.4 21 26.2 5
1980 MIN 14 12 55 25 45.5 281 11.2 27 131 5.2 1 20.1 16 29.1 4
1981 MIN 15 2 80 54 67.5 568 10.5 45 305 5.6 3 37.9 28 35.0 2
1982 MIN 13 13 130 81 62.3 758 9.4 31 322 4.0 2 58.3 42 32.3 5
1983 MIN 16 16 127 67 52.8 790 11.8 57 345 5.1 5 49.4 34 26.8 4
1984 MIN 16 16 157 84 53.5 1143 13.6 45 458 5.5 7 71.4 50 31.8 7
1985 MIN 14 3 96 47 49.0 839 17.9 83 305 6.5 3 59.9 36 37.5 3
1986 MIN 16 1 67 38 56.7 289 7.6 32 81 2.1 1 18.1 15 22.4 3
1987 MON 5 0 1 1 100.0 18 18.0 18 13 13.0 0 3.6 1 100.0 0
Total   173 72 973 537 55.2 7241 13.5 83 3195 5.9 36 41.9 326 33.5 37

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-1989Strudel "Von" Velcrohands has retired from football.
01-22-1989The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Jim McRaven, Joe Collins, and Shaun Lidberg to the active roster. The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Cedric Barnett and Glenn Buchanan to the inactive roster.
01-22-1989The Saskatchewan Chimeras have waived Strudel "Von" Velcrohands.
11-28-1988The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Milton Geater to the active roster. The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
11-21-1988The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster. The Saskatchewan Chimeras have moved Milton Geater to the inactive roster.
11-14-1988The Saskatchewan Chimeras have acquired Strudel "Von" Velcrohands from the waiver wire.
09-04-1988The New England Soviets have waived Strudel "Von" Velcrohands.
09-04-1988The New England Soviets have moved Rick Mitchell, Rob Lyle, Tony Jones, Theotis Modzelewski, Pat Songy, Frank Nathan, and Joe McKoy to the active roster. The New England Soviets have moved Louis Lefear, Michael Ingram, Walt O'Neil, Zeke McGill, Alex McGrew, Lew Burris, and Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
08-14-1988The New England Soviets have moved Herb Kellen and Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster. The New England Soviets have moved Tony Jones and Pat Songy to the inactive roster.
08-14-1988The New England Soviets have acquired Strudel "Von" Velcrohands from the waiver wire.
01-17-1988The Montreal Snipers have waived Strudel "Von" Velcrohands.
10-12-1987The Montreal Snipers have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
01-05-1987Trade #45053 has been completed between the Montreal Snipers and the Minnesota SALT CROCODILES. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES receive Don Wilson (QB), Draft Pick - 1987 Round 4 (EDM), Draft Pick - 1987 Round 2 (MON) from the Montreal Snipers in exchange for Herman Munster (QB), Strudel Velcrohands (WR), Gary Robbins (T).
09-08-1986The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have placed Strudel "Von" Velcrohands on the trade block.
08-04-1986The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands and Chuck "The Flash" Farr to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Herman Munster and Tommy Bobo Jr. to the inactive roster.
12-16-1985The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Bob James, Shmooly "The Fish" Karabatsos, and Asclepios Socrates to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Tommy Bobo Jr., Strudel "Von" Velcrohands, Junior "Piston" Williams, Chuck "The Flash" Farr, and Ruben DeGrenier to the inactive roster.
08-25-1985The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands and Sung "Yim" Po to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Dexter "The Neglected One" Cuff and Bob Crawford to the inactive roster.
08-19-1985The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Tommy Bobo Jr. and Bob Crawford to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands and Sung "Yim" Po to the inactive roster.
08-05-1985The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Caleb Brown to the inactive roster.
08-05-1985The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Geourm Worm and Mark Whiskey to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands and Chuck "The Flash" Farr to the inactive roster.
08-08-1983The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster.
12-20-1982The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved John Austin and Travis Donahue to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Raoul Primadonno and Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
12-12-1982Strudel "Von" Velcrohands of the Minnesota SALT CROCODILES is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
01-18-1982The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved David "Harley" Davidson and Greg "The Reg" Blaster to the inactive roster.
12-28-1981The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved David "Harley" Davidson to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
12-27-1981Strudel "Von" Velcrohands of the Minnesota SALT CROCODILES is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days.
11-10-1980The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Shmorty "Bag of money" Beaner to the inactive roster.
10-20-1980The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Ray "The half RB" Walsh to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Strudel "Von" Velcrohands to the inactive roster.
10-19-1980Strudel "Von" Velcrohands of the Minnesota SALT CROCODILES is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 14 days.
08-09-1976The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have changed Roy Hayes's name to Strudel "Von" Velcrohands.
08-09-1976The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Batiste Filipowicz, Kent Kwalick, and Roy Hayes to the active roster. The Minnesota SALT CROCODILES have moved Larry Stacy, Hal Thurlow, and Chan Bok to the inactive roster.