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  Eric Dickerson Football League
National Conference Championship Game, 01-16-2107
Birmingham Monkeyshines at Arizona ArrogantAstles
Conditions: Clear, 53°F, wind 2 MPH to the west
 
Monkeyshines
16 QB Z Oliphant  
17 QB E Torrence  
24 RB A Klosterm  
32 RB C Starks  
45 RB M Cosner  
43 RB S DeLoach  
14 WR E House  
80 WR P Price  
82 WR J Alexande  
83 WR C Daughert  
88 TE D Hunter  
81 TE E Migliazz  
55 C S Austin  
71 C A Clarken  
68 C B Davis  
74 G J Schaukow  
62 G M Atkins  
76 G P Morrison  
73 G W Talbott  
70 G K Milstead  
53 T B Brice  
91 DT S Jones  
78 DT B Petrilas  
72 DT V Wender  
98 DE B Thompson  
60 DE V Thiele  
96 DE S Eifrid  
77 DE P Lee  
58 LB A Harden  
56 LB C Haynes  
97 LB J Jones  
57 LB D Bech  
95 LB P Cronkhit  
22 CB T Williams  
38 CB C Batiste  
44 CB K Smith  
34 CB D Murphy  
27 CB K Farmer  
40 S O Lockett  
41 S R Hilbert  
48 S N Tucker  
46 S R O'Toole  
18 K S Gerela  
13 P A Hynoski  
         
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BIR
ARI
Birmingham
Monkeyshines
Arizona
ArrogantAstles
ArrogantAstles
2 QB D Dude  
6 QB S DePasso  
36 RB IS Vant  
42 RB G Schott  
23 RB T Office  
37 RB DD Diaper  
46 RB R Row  
83 WR S Urban-De  
86 WR P Presha  
80 WR T Wu  
84 WR B Smith  
85 TE B Knightly  
88 TE W Shih Tzu  
71 C DD O'Desti  
68 C J Carter  
59 C SJ Tan-Ame  
66 G A Matta  
51 G H Harharr  
67 G H McCann  
54 T S Rebellio  
74 T G Philpant  
73 T JT Hobbs  
69 T HG Tweed  
64 DT GM Disbidn  
72 DT SR Davis  
98 DT JA Fight  
97 DT J Smoothfo  
63 DE K Fawlter  
92 DE HG Rexion  
91 DE B Beefcake  
94 LB S Posey  
96 LB D Goodt-Sh  
56 LB B Aktor  
90 LB L Wacker  
58 LB O Noah  
25 CB N Moore  
32 CB D Adamson  
28 CB G Jerkin  
34 CB G Baroque  
33 S FF O'Fashi  
26 S H Handbask  
27 S D Impositi  
47 S I Badinov  
11 K O Herosian  
12 P BH Bawlthw  
Welcome to Arizona for today's game between
The Birmingham Monkeyshines and The Arizona ArrogantAstles
Conditions: Clear, 53°F, wind 2 MPH to the west
First Quarter
15:00.ARI --- BIR 30Birmingham lines up for the kickoff.
Alvin Hynoski kicks off for the Monkeyshines.
Kick hang time: 3.86 seconds.
The ball is caught in the end zone by Tip Office and downed for a touchback.
15:00.ARI1/10ARI 201st and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
The corners and linebackers are blitzing!
Dude is under pressure.
Dude passes to Piers Presha at the ARI 28.
The ball is caught at the ARI 28 by Piers Presha.
Presha dodges a tackle by Ken Farmer.
Pass by Danger Dude is completed to Piers Presha for a 17 yard gain.
First down for the Arizona ArrogantAstles!
14:52ARI1/10ARI 371st and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
The linebackers are blitzing!
Dude is under pressure.
Danger Dude is sacked by Craig Haynes for an 8 yard loss.
Sully Jones (DT, BIR) is shaken up on the play; he will return soon.
14:14ARI2/18ARI 282nd and 18 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Dude passes to Bubby Smith at the BIR 48.
Pass by Danger Dude intended for Bubby Smith is incomplete.
13:37.ARI3/18ARI 283rd and 18 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-3.
Senior DePasso takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
DePasso throws a screen to Grape Schott at the ARI 27.
Pass by Senior DePasso intended for Grape Schott is incomplete.
13:34.ARI4/18ARI 284th and 18 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Punt Spread Wing; the Monkeyshines line up in a Punt Return.
Beriberi Harry Bawlthwacker takes the long snap.
Beriberi Harry Bawlthwacker kicks a 47-yard punt.
Kick hang time: 4.27 seconds.
The ball is caught at the BIR 24 by Evan House.
Evan House returns the punt to the BIR 26.
13:26.BIR1/10BIR 261st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant is under pressure.
Oliphant passes to Evan House at the BIR 31.
The ball is caught at the BIR 31 by Evan House.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Evan House for a 9 yard gain.
13:19BIR2/1BIR 352nd and 1 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
PENALTY: ARI, Encroachment by #97 Juan Smoothfoc, 5 yards.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
The clock will be restarted when the ball is reset.
12:48BIR1/10BIR 401st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
Chris Starks runs up the middle for a 2 yard gain.
12:13BIR2/8BIR 422nd and 8 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Zeke Oliphant hands off to Chris Starks.
Chris Starks runs up the middle for a 3 yard gain.
11:37BIR3/5BIR 453rd and 5 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant passes to Jarrod Alexander at the ARI 42.
The ball is caught at the ARI 42 by Jarrod Alexander.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Jarrod Alexander for a 12 yard gain.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
11:03BIR1/10ARI 431st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
Chris Starks runs up the middle for a 3 yard gain.
10:27BIR2/7ARI 402nd and 7 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
The linebackers are blitzing!
Chris Starks runs up the right for a 5 yard gain.
09:50BIR3/2ARI 353rd and 2 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
Starks fumbles the ball at the ARI 32.
Baby Beefcakes recovers the ball for the ArrogantAstles at the ARI 36.
09:16.ARI1/10ARI 361st and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Dude throws a screen to Tip Office at the ARI 34.
Pass by Danger Dude intended for Tip Office is incomplete.
09:14.ARI2/10ARI 362nd and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-3.
Danger Dude takes the snap, hands off to Tip Office.
Tip Office runs up the middle for a short gain.
Horny Goat Tweed (T, ARI) is shaken up on the play; he will return soon.
09:09ARI3/10ARI 363rd and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-3.
Senior DePasso takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
DePasso throws a screen to Piers Presha at the ARI 35.
The ball is caught at the ARI 35 by Piers Presha.
Pass by Senior DePasso is completed to Piers Presha for a 2 yard loss.
08:33ARI4/12ARI 344th and 12 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Punt Spread Wing; the Monkeyshines line up in a Punt Return.
Beriberi Harry Bawlthwacker takes the long snap.
Beriberi Harry Bawlthwacker kicks a 50-yard punt.
Kick hang time: 4.22 seconds.
Gopher Baroque downs the ball for the offense at the BIR 15.
07:54.BIR1/10BIR 151st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, pitches to Jarrod Alexander.
Jarrod Alexander runs up the right for a 6 yard gain.
07:49BIR2/4BIR 212nd and 4 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Stan DeLoach.
Stan DeLoach runs up the middle for a 2 yard gain.
07:15BIR3/2BIR 233rd and 2 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Chris Starks.
Oliphant passes to Philip Price at the BIR 28.
Flag There is a flag on the play.
The ball is caught at the BIR 28 by Philip Price.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Philip Price for an 8 yard gain.
PENALTY: ARI, Personal foul by #25 Noel Moore, 15 yards and automatic first down.
The clock will be restarted when the ball is reset.
06:38BIR1/10BIR 461st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Chris Starks.
Oliphant passes to Evan House at the ARI 49.
The pass is wide.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant intended for Evan House is incomplete.
06:02.BIR2/10BIR 462nd and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant passes to Dan Hunter at the ARI 48.
The ball is caught at the ARI 48 by Dan Hunter.
Hunter dodges a tackle by DeShartz Imposition.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Dan Hunter for a 20 yard gain.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
05:55BIR1/10ARI 331st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
Chris Starks runs up the left for a short gain.
Juan Smoothfoc (DT, ARI) is shaken up on the play; he will return soon.
05:21BIR2/9ARI 332nd and 9 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant passes to Philip Price at the ARI 23.
The ball is caught at the ARI 23 by Philip Price.
Price dodges a tackle by DeShartz Imposition.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Philip Price for a 19 yard gain.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
04:45BIR1/10ARI 141st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Flag There is a flag on the play.
PENALTY: BIR, False start by #53 Bill Brice, 5 yards.
The clock will be restarted when the ball is reset.
04:15BIR1/15ARI 191st and 15 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant is under pressure.
Oliphant passes to Evan House at the ARI 11.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant intended for Evan House is incomplete.
Slick Rick Davis (DT, ARI) is shaken up on the play; he will return soon.
03:37.BIR2/15ARI 192nd and 15 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Chris Starks.
Chris Starks runs up the middle for a 4 yard gain.
03:33BIR3/11ARI 153rd and 11 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant passes to Jarrod Alexander at the ARI 6.
The ball is caught at the ARI 6 by Jarrod Alexander.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Jarrod Alexander for an 11 yard gain.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
02:47BIR1/GARI 31st and goal for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Mickey Cosner.
Mickey Cosner runs up the middle for a 2 yard loss.
02:11BIR2/GARI 52nd and goal for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Mickey Cosner.
Mickey Cosner runs up the middle for a 4 yard gain.
01:36BIR3/GARI 13rd and goal for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-3.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap, hands off to Mickey Cosner.
Mickey Cosner runs up the right for a short gain.
01:02BIR4/GARI 14th and goal for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Field Goal/PAT; the ArrogantAstles line up in a Field Goal/PAT Block.
Stan Gerela prepares to attempt a field goal for Birmingham, Zeke Oliphant holding.
Kick is into a crosswind to right; Oliphant's hold is bad.
The 17-yard field goal kick by Stan Gerela is good!
00:23.ARI --- BIR 30Birmingham lines up for the kickoff.
Alvin Hynoski kicks off for the Monkeyshines.
Kick hang time: 3.43 seconds.
The ball is caught at the ARI 5 by Tip Office.
Tip Office returns the kick to the ARI 29.
00:14.ARI1/10ARI 291st and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Dude passes to Piers Presha at the 50.
Pass by Danger Dude intended for Piers Presha is incomplete.
00:08.ARI2/10ARI 292nd and 10 for the ArrogantAstles, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Monkeyshines line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Danger Dude takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
The linebackers are blitzing!
Dude fumbles the ball at the ARI 22 after a hit by Pete Lee.
Pete Lee recovers the ball for the Monkeyshines at the ARI 18.
00:03.BIR1/10ARI 181st and 10 for the Monkeyshines, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the ArrogantAstles line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Zeke Oliphant takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Oliphant passes to Dan Hunter at the ARI 6.
The ball is caught at the ARI 6 by Dan Hunter.
Pass by Zeke Oliphant is completed to Dan Hunter for a 12 yard gain.
First down for the Birmingham Monkeyshines!
00:00BIR --- ARI 7End of 1st quarter.
Birmingham Monkeyshines 3, Arizona ArrogantAstles 0