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  Eric Dickerson Football League
Sim Bowl LVI, 01-31-2016
Philadelphia Hipster Haters at Carolina Panthers
Host location: Anaheim
Conditions: Clear, 58°F, wind 2 MPH to the southeast
 
Hipster Haters
2 QB N Strauss  
6 QB B Olander  
49 RB B Denson  
45 RB C Douthit  
27 RB B Kittner  
44 RB R Eidson  
82 WR B Stokes  
85 WR R Reynolds  
84 WR D Speyrer  
18 WR B Williams  
83 WR A Sutton  
81 WR J Heard  
80 TE W Walker  
88 TE R Jennings  
51 C J Michaels  
71 C R Howard  
56 G B Blandin  
72 G T Anderson  
69 G D Taylor  
64 T M McDonoug  
74 T M Gulyanic  
73 T C Oberg  
75 T P McMillen  
62 DE S Matau  
65 DE R Saunooke  
90 DE W Harris  
63 DE V Dixon  
61 DE J Butler  
96 DE C Snorton  
78 DE A Paten  
77 DE F Rudnay  
58 LB T Reilly  
55 LB S Grabinsk  
92 LB R Oliver  
93 LB G Rice  
35 CB E Smith  
28 CB E Woods  
21 CB J Cole  
43 CB B Griffith  
46 CB M Johnson  
42 S V Williams  
30 S P Cade  
34 S G Wilson  
48 S H Robinson  
14 P D Tuckett  
Welcome To Animators Stadium
PHI
CAR
Philadelphia
Hipster Haters
Carolina
Panthers
Panthers
1 QB D Johnson  
3 QB C McClain  
23 RB T Schell  
22 RB D Albright  
41 RB T Hackett  
44 RB M Bassett  
47 RB B Girard  
82 WR A Collins  
80 WR C Omensky  
81 WR B Piggott  
86 WR J Middleto  
87 WR H Carmazzi  
83 TE E Druckenm  
85 TE C Kelley  
88 TE C Campen  
52 C E Shavers  
72 C D Goebel  
79 G C Calloway  
55 G J McNeil  
51 G M Dravelin  
76 T S Knorr  
66 T D Cassidy  
60 T H Holovak  
70 T B Svendsen  
95 DT G Cahill  
67 DT J Jasper  
99 DT D Samuel  
62 DE E Rhome  
63 DE M Wilson  
96 DE F Russell  
59 DE A Emanuel  
97 LB B Jackson  
58 LB J Hambrick  
90 LB B Lamer  
56 LB T Barnes  
54 LB R Maples  
46 CB T Smiley  
40 CB D Nathan  
29 CB B Lauer  
38 CB C Hendley  
49 S P Harris  
45 S C Cooper  
25 S T Crawford  
13 K D Sowell  
15 P R Wilson  
Welcome to Anaheim for today's game between
The Philadelphia Hipster Haters and The Carolina Panthers
Conditions: Clear, 58°F, wind 2 MPH to the southeast
First Quarter
15:00.CAR --- PHI 30Philadelphia lines up for the kickoff.
Darryl Tuckett kicks off for the Hipster Haters.
Kick hang time: 3.74 seconds.
The ball is caught in the end zone by Tracy Hackett.
Tracy Hackett returns the kick to the CAR 21.
14:51.CAR1/10CAR 211st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Charley McClain takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
McClain passes to Avery Collins at the CAR 40.
The ball is caught at the CAR 40 by Avery Collins.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Avery Collins for a 17 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
14:44CAR1/10CAR 391st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, hands off to Tom Schell.
Tom Schell runs up the right for a 12 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
14:03CAR1/10501st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
McClain passes to Calvin Kelley at the PHI 40.
The ball is caught at the PHI 40 by Calvin Kelley.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Calvin Kelley for a 10 yard gain.
The officials are bringing out the chains to measure....
It is inches short of a first down.
Darwin Goebel (C, CAR) has suffered a hamstring strain (27 days); he will not return today.
13:23CAR2/inPHI 402nd and inches for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, hands off to Tom Schell.
Tom Schell runs up the middle for a 3 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
12:46CAR1/10PHI 371st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
McClain passes to Avery Collins at the PHI 26.
The ball is caught at the PHI 26 by Avery Collins.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Avery Collins for a 10 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
12:05CAR1/10PHI 271st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
McClain passes to Calvin Kelley at the PHI 17.
The ball is caught at the PHI 17 by Calvin Kelley.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Calvin Kelley for an 11 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
11:25CAR1/10PHI 151st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
McClain passes to Avery Collins at the PHI 10.
The ball is caught at the PHI 10 by Avery Collins.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Avery Collins for a 7 yard gain.
10:47CAR2/3PHI 82nd and 3 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap and keeps the ball.
Charley McClain runs up the middle for a short gain.
10:10CAR3/2PHI 73rd and 2 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Charley McClain takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Charley McClain hands off to Tom Schell.
Tom Schell runs up the middle for a 2 yard gain.
The officials are bringing out the chains to measure....
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
09:33CAR1/GPHI 51st and goal for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Bill Girard.
McClain passes to Calvin Kelley in the end zone.
The ball is dropped in the end zone by Calvin Kelley.
Pass by Charley McClain intended for Calvin Kelley is incomplete.
08:57.CAR2/GPHI 52nd and goal for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, hands off to Tom Schell.
Tom Schell runs up the right for a 5 yard gain.
Touchdown for the Carolina Panthers!
Dunc Sowell prepares to kick the extra point for Carolina, Ronald Wilson holding.
Wilson's hold is good.
Extra point kick by Dunc Sowell is good.
08:51.PHI --- CAR 30Carolina lines up for the kickoff.
Ronald Wilson kicks off for the Panthers.
Kick hang time: 3.55 seconds.
The ball is caught at the PHI 5 by Joe Heard.
Joe Heard returns the kick to the PHI 31.
Frank Russell (DE, CAR) has suffered a minor injury; he may return later.
08:41.PHI1/10PHI 311st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Strauss passes to Doug Speyrer at the PHI 41.
The ball is caught at the PHI 41 by Doug Speyrer.
Speyrer dodges a tackle by Tim Crawford.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Doug Speyrer for a 26 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
08:33PHI1/10CAR 431st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Brian Kittner.
Strauss passes to Joe Heard at the CAR 38.
The ball is caught at the CAR 38 by Joe Heard.
Heard dodges a tackle by Tim Crawford.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Joe Heard for a 22 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
07:56PHI1/10CAR 211st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, hands off to Brian Kittner.
Brian Kittner runs up the middle for a 2 yard loss.
07:21PHI2/12CAR 232nd and 12 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Brian Kittner.
Strauss passes to Joe Heard at the CAR 13.
The ball is caught at the CAR 13 by Joe Heard.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Joe Heard for a 12 yard gain.
The officials are bringing out the chains to measure....
It is inches short of a first down.
06:42PHI3/inCAR 113rd and inches for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Strauss passes to Doug Speyrer at the CAR 5.
The ball is caught at the CAR 5 by Doug Speyrer.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Doug Speyrer for a 5 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
06:04PHI1/GCAR 61st and goal for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Strauss passes to Ralph Reynolds in the end zone.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss intended for Ralph Reynolds is incomplete.
05:27.PHI2/GCAR 62nd and goal for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, hands off to Brian Kittner.
Brian Kittner runs up the middle for a 6 yard gain.
Touchdown for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
Darryl Tuckett prepares to kick the extra point for Philadelphia, Bill Olander holding.
Olander's hold is good.
Extra point kick by Darryl Tuckett is good.
05:21.CAR --- PHI 30Philadelphia lines up for the kickoff.
Darryl Tuckett kicks off for the Hipster Haters.
Kick hang time: 3.87 seconds.
The ball is caught in the end zone by Tracy Hackett.
Tracy Hackett returns the kick to the CAR 24.
05:14.CAR1/10CAR 241st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Charley McClain takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
McClain passes to Avery Collins at the CAR 44.
Pass by Charley McClain intended for Avery Collins is incomplete.
05:08.CAR2/10CAR 242nd and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, hands off to Tom Schell.
The linebackers are blitzing!
Tom Schell runs up the left for a 3 yard gain.
05:03CAR3/7CAR 273rd and 7 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Charley McClain takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
McClain passes to James Middleton at the CAR 35.
The ball is caught at the CAR 35 by James Middleton.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to James Middleton for a 7 yard gain.
First down for the Carolina Panthers!
04:26CAR1/10CAR 341st and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
McClain passes to Tom Schell at the CAR 43.
Pass by Charley McClain intended for Tom Schell is incomplete.
03:51.CAR2/10CAR 342nd and 10 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, pitches to Tom Schell.
Tom Schell runs up the left for a 5 yard gain.
03:46CAR3/5CAR 393rd and 5 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Hipster Haters line up in a 4-3.
Charley McClain takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Tom Schell.
The linebackers are blitzing!
McClain passes to Calvin Kelley at the CAR 44.
The ball is caught at the CAR 44 by Calvin Kelley.
Pass by Charley McClain is completed to Calvin Kelley for a 4 yard gain.
03:09CAR4/1CAR 434th and 1 for the Panthers, they huddle and line up in a Punt Tight Wing; the Hipster Haters line up in a Punt Return.
Ronald Wilson takes the long snap.
Ronald Wilson kicks a 52-yard punt.
Kick hang time: 3.60 seconds.
Joe Heard allows the ball to bounce at the PHI 4.
The ball bounces out of bounds at the PHI 1.
02:33.PHI1/10PHI 11st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a I Formation; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, fakes a handoff to Brian Kittner.
Strauss is under pressure.
Strauss passes to Joe Heard at the PHI 6.
The ball is caught at the PHI 6 by Joe Heard.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Joe Heard for a 10 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
02:26PHI1/10PHI 111st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Strauss passes to Doug Speyrer at the PHI 26.
The ball is caught at the PHI 26 by Doug Speyrer.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Doug Speyrer for a 14 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
01:50PHI1/10PHI 251st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Shotgun; the Panthers line up in a 4-2-5 Nickel.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap and drops back into the pocket.
Strauss passes to Ralph Reynolds at the PHI 37.
The ball is caught at the PHI 37 by Ralph Reynolds.
Reynolds dodges a tackle by Tim Crawford.
Pass by Napoleon Strauss is completed to Ralph Reynolds for a 21 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
01:10PHI1/10PHI 461st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Napoleon Strauss takes the snap, hands off to Brian Kittner.
The corners and linebackers are blitzing!
Brian Kittner runs up the middle for a 40 yard gain.
First down for the Philadelphia Hipster Haters!
00:32PHI1/10CAR 141st and 10 for the Hipster Haters, they huddle and line up in a Pro Set; the Panthers line up in a 4-3.
Time expires before the snap.
00:00PHI --- CAR 14End of 1st quarter.
Philadelphia Hipster Haters 7, Carolina Panthers 7