Curly Lambeau Football League
09-14-2070
#3|Upton Wazoo Quarterback
Edmonton Frostbite
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating A-  Help Conditioning 100%
Status Active Potential B-
Age 31 Born 03-11-2039 in San Leandro, CA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 31 (2061) Experience 7 Years (160 Wks)
College Technical University of Florida, 2061 Salary 13469 ($962.876M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power A  Catching D+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power C 
Throw Acc A  Pass Blocking C- Run Cover D  Kick Acc D+
Carrying A- Run Blocking D- Tackling C  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina B+ Execution A  Agility B+
Strength C+ Health A  Aggressiveness D+ Hands A+
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB A- C C  DT C- SS C- K D- GUN C+
WR C+ G C- DE C- FS C- P C- KR C 
HB/TB B  T C- ILB C- CB C- LS C+ KRB C 
FB C+ TE C- OLB C- H A  HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2062 EDM 5 0 32 23 71.9 3 1 33.3 0 0 -- 6.4 275 8.6 55.0 1 4 4 14 43.8 124.3
2063 EDM 16 16 514 278 54.1 54 8 14.8 3 1 33.3 32.1 3210 6.2 200.6 13 28 25 166 32.3 78.9
2064 EDM 16 16 460 268 58.3 53 25 47.2 5 0 0.0 28.8 4027 8.8 251.7 20 19 28 184 40.0 89.3
2065 EDM 16 16 515 322 62.5 49 18 36.7 3 1 33.3 32.2 4259 8.3 266.2 13 18 33 198 38.4 99.5
2066 EDM 16 16 508 299 58.9 46 12 26.1 5 1 20.0 31.8 3848 7.6 240.5 15 16 27 182 35.8 88.1
2067 EDM 16 16 516 319 61.8 54 22 40.7 2 0 0.0 32.2 3987 7.7 249.2 15 17 27 201 39.0 91.1
2068 EDM 5 5 170 95 55.9 14 1 7.1 2 0 0.0 34.0 1101 6.5 220.2 3 9 6 57 33.5 80.0
2069 EDM 16 15 536 305 56.9 59 16 27.1 2 1 50.0 33.5 3995 7.5 249.7 17 22 28 188 35.1 84.8
2070 EDM 2 2 58 29 50.0 10 4 40.0 0 0 -- 29.0 371 6.4 185.5 3 6 3 13 22.4 66.1
Total   108 102 3309 1938 58.6 342 107 31.3 22 4 18.2 30.6 25073 7.6 232.2 100 139 181 1203 36.4 88.1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
09-01-2070The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Pippy Shortsocks, W.D. Forte, Sean Canty, Kevin Allen, Zipp Sizzler, Jeff Goss, Upton Wazoo, and Sam Nave to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dave Harts, Bob Ginn, Mike Ellis, Keith Sensibaugh, Boots Walken, Ned Sutherland, Howard da Silva, and Ron Johnson to the inactive roster.
08-04-2070The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ron Johnson, Todd Hawkins, Rudy Clarke, Schnappy Schnarr, Mike Ellis, Keith Sensibaugh, and Ned Sutherland to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Sean Canty, Pippy Shortsocks, Kevin Allen, Andre Hayes, Jeff Goss, and Upton Wazoo to the inactive roster.
08-19-2069The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jack Laurinaitis and Upton Wazoo to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chicken Wing Wang to the inactive roster.
10-07-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Keith Sensibaugh, Willie Jackson, Jack Laurinaitis, and Byron Simmons to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Thing One, Upton Wazoo, Skeeter McFly, L'Orange Julius, and Andre Hayes to the inactive roster.
09-03-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Billy Mitchell, L'Orange Julius, Upton Wazoo, and Thing One to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Phillip Leeuwenburg, Harrison Morris, Byron Simmons, and Willie Jackson to the inactive roster.
08-13-2068The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Byron Simmons to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo to the inactive roster.
10-23-2067Upton Wazoo of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
04-30-2062The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Larry Hopkins, Kenny Catchitt, Novo Jordan, Upton Wazoo, and Stan Krahl to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Windrell Gibbs, Billy Mitchell, David Morris, Clutch Cargo, Jim Soxx, and D'Real McCoy to the inactive roster.
08-28-2061The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Windrell Gibbs, David Morris, Clutch Cargo, Jim Soxx, and D'Real McCoy to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Larry Hopkins, Kenny Catchitt, Novo Jordan, Upton Wazoo, and Stan Krahl to the inactive roster.
08-14-2061The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Joe Rose's name to Upton Wazoo.
08-08-2061The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mark Aschenbrenner, Charles Scifres, Sean Canty, and Joe Rose to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Larry Hopkins, Tony Bagadonitz, and Chilly Shivers to the inactive roster.