Curly Lambeau Football League
01-02-2079
#72|Porky Pallaschke Defensive Tackle
San Diego Czars (2070, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2070) Potential D+
Age 41 Born 08-24-2037 in Savannah, GA
Drafted Round 6, Pick 81 (2059) Experience 7 Years (125 Wks)
College Colorado State Technical College, 2059 Salary 620 ($77.589M/2078 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking C- Run Cover B  Kick Acc D 
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C  Tackling B+ Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C  Execution C  Agility C-
Strength B- Health C- Aggressiveness C+ Hands C 
Jumping C-     Attitude B  Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR D  G C- DE C+ FS C- P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T D+ ILB C+ CB D+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C+ H D- HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2062 GB 14 3 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2064 MEM 15 14 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2065 MEM 16 13 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2066 MEM 15 15 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2067 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2068 MEM 7 2 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2070 SD 14 14 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   97 77 0 0 0 18.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2071Porky Pallaschke has retired from the San Diego Czars.
01-25-2071The San Diego Czars have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
01-05-2071The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
01-05-2071The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
12-29-2070The San Diego Czars have waived Porky Pallaschke.
09-15-2070The San Diego Czars have moved Porky Pallaschke to the active roster.
09-08-2070The San Diego Czars have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
08-24-2070The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Porky Pallaschke.
09-02-2069The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
09-02-2069The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bud Bennett to the active roster.
09-02-2069The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Porky Pallaschke.
10-29-2068The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Don Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Porky Pallaschke to the inactive roster.
09-11-2067Porky Pallaschke of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
12-19-2066Porky Pallaschke of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
09-14-2064Porky Pallaschke of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
09-08-2064The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
09-01-2064The Green Bay Brawlers have waived Porky Pallaschke.
08-06-2063The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Al Reavis, Kelvin Simmons, and Travis Geis to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Porky Pallaschke, Nelson Jencks, and Vic Twombly to the inactive roster.
09-18-2062The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Porky Pallaschke to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Travis Geis to the inactive roster.
09-18-2062The Green Bay Brawlers have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
08-21-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
08-21-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Dalva Allen, Luther Rackley, Richie Allen, Chilly Shivers, and Fred Carr to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Larry 'Bud' Melman, Porky Pallaschke, Trezelle Corcoran, Bert Weidermeier, Lynn Swanson, 'Easy Ed' Macauley, and Larry Jenkins to the inactive roster.
08-14-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have moved 'Easy Ed' Macauley, Larry Billman, Porky Pallaschke, Lynn Swanson, and Harvey Lembeck to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Estes Drungo, Ron Hall, Blackie Gordon, Lenny Lyles, and Eldon White to the inactive roster.
08-14-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
08-14-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
08-07-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have moved John Mendenhall, Porky Pallaschke, Joe Hand, and Boni Cisowski to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Roger Stillwagon, Ed 'Isky' Iskenderian, Luther Rackley, and Jack Mercer to the inactive roster.
01-30-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-30-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
01-30-2062The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
08-08-2061The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
01-31-2061The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-31-2061The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Porky Pallaschke.
01-31-2061The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Porky Pallaschke from the waiver wire.
08-29-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Porky Pallaschke to comply with the 65-man roster limit.
08-23-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Curtis Mayfield and Porky Pallaschke to the inactive roster.
08-09-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have moved John Chickerneo, Porky Pallaschke, Estes Drungo, Earl 'Mountain' Mann, and Frank Jones to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved John Callison, Bubba Smith, Ed 'Isky' Iskenderian, Roger Stillwagon, and Andy Boiardi to the inactive roster.
05-02-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Artie Miernicki's name to Porky Pallaschke.
01-25-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-25-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Artie Miernicki.
01-25-2060The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire.
11-02-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Artie Miernicki to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-20-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire.
10-20-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Artie Miernicki.
10-20-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire.
10-05-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Artie Miernicki to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-28-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire.
09-28-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Artie Miernicki.
09-28-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Artie Miernicki from the waiver wire.
09-07-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Artie Miernicki to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-01-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Booker Ford, Fred Carr, Blackie Gordon, Ron Hall, Neal Colzie, Andy Boiardi, Stan Sheriff, and Jack Mercer to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Lloyd Floyd, Quincy Clark, Night Train Lane, Booth Lusteg, Artie Miernicki, Flip Wilson, Charlie Babb, and Charlie Kreuger to the inactive roster.
08-11-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Homer Howard's name to Artie Miernicki.
08-04-2059The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Jack Squirek, Tommy Kaiser, Lamanzer Borden, Homer Howard, Charlie Kreuger, Alfred Galyon, and Frank Jones to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Booker Ford, Fred Carr, Ed 'Isky' Iskenderian, Roger Stillwagon, Neal Colzie, Andy Boiardi, and Jack Mercer to the inactive roster.