Curly Lambeau Football League
01-04-2072
#16|Bert "THERE she is" Parks Quarterback
Retired (2061, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2061) Potential C+
Age 43 Born 05-10-2028 in Madison, WI
Drafted Round 6, Pick 83 (2051) Experience 5 Years (100 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 2051 Salary 620 ($47.536M/2071 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B  Catching D+ Pass Cover F  Kick Power C-
Throw Acc A- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover F  Kick Acc C+
Carrying B+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling F  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C  Stamina C+ Execution B- Agility B-
Strength C  Health C- Aggressiveness C- Hands B 
Jumping C      Attitude C  Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB B  C D+ DT D+ SS D  K D  GUN C-
WR C- G D+ DE D+ FS D  P D  KR C-
HB/TB C  T D+ ILB D  CB D+ LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE D+ OLB D  H C+ HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2054 BRO 1 0 4 0 0.0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 4.0 0 0.0 0.0 1 0 0 0 0.0 0.0
2055 LAA 4 0 21 12 57.1 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 5.2 108 5.1 27.0 1 3 1 5 23.8 67.2
2056 LAA 10 0 30 17 56.7 1 0 0.0 0 0 -- 3.0 121 4.0 12.1 1 1 1 9 30.0 63.3
2057 LAA 4 0 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 0.0 0 -- 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0.0
2058 LAA 5 0 12 3 25.0 1 0 0.0 0 0 -- 2.4 16 1.3 3.2 0 3 0 0 0.0 39.6
2059 LAA 7 7 235 133 56.6 10 0 0.0 1 0 0.0 33.6 1386 5.9 198.0 7 20 8 67 28.5 72.8
Total   31 7 302 165 54.6 12 0 0.0 1 0 0.0 9.7 1631 5.4 52.6 10 27 10 81 26.8 67.4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2062Bert "THERE she is" Parks has retired from football.
08-08-2061The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Chuck Mehringer and Kevin Freeman to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Herb Leon and Joe Mioduszewski to the inactive roster.
08-08-2061The Los Angeles BullDawgs have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
08-29-2060The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Donald Abdullah, Joe Meadows, Larry Cotton, Bart Rohleder, Zvonimir Anderson, Joe Mioduszewski, and James Wesbecher to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks, Marshall Cole, Joe Thomas, Weldon Woodard, Isaac Pesonen, and Tom Lomack to the inactive roster.
12-14-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks and Jesse Colchico to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Aaron Stallworth and James Wesbecher to the inactive roster.
12-08-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Aaron Stallworth and James Wesbecher to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks and Brock Boutte to the inactive roster.
12-01-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Marshall Cole, Bert "THERE she is" Parks, Brock Boutte, Joe Thomas, and Phil Ecker to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Mike Schimititisch, Henry Bruener, James Wesbecher, Stan Simpson, Aaron Stallworth, and Joe Meadows to the inactive roster.
11-16-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved James Wesbecher to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the inactive roster.
10-05-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
09-01-2059The Los Angeles BullDawgs have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
09-04-2056The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Antonio Carpenter to the inactive roster.
08-28-2056The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Antonio Carpenter to the active roster. The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the inactive roster.
11-28-2055The Los Angeles BullDawgs have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the active roster.
11-28-2055The Los Angeles BullDawgs have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
09-06-2055The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Moe Howard to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Gene Mullady to the inactive roster.
09-06-2055The Pittsburgh Polecats have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
09-06-2055The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Mike Willhite to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the inactive roster.
08-09-2055The Pittsburgh Polecats have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
11-30-2054The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
09-14-2054The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the active roster. The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have moved Wonder Dove to the inactive roster.
09-14-2054The Brooklyn Bandof Brothers have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
09-01-2053The Los Angeles BullDawgs have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
08-04-2053The Los Angeles BullDawgs have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
08-19-2052The San Diego Jets have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
04-28-2052The San Diego Jets have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
09-04-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
09-04-2051The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
08-27-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks to comply with the 65-man roster limit.
08-21-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Shake Robinson, Flash Gordon, Tom Fordham, Chuck Cheeseman, and Roger LeClerc to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks, Dan Conners, George Hoey, Oscar Reed, Willie Lester, Tunch Ilkin, Roy Horn, and Speedy Dunlap to the inactive roster.
08-14-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Bert "THERE she is" Parks from the waiver wire.
08-14-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
08-14-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Bert "THERE she is" Parks to the active roster. The Cleveland Ironmen have moved Melvyn Douglas to the inactive roster.
08-13-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Bert "'THERE she is'" Parks's name to Bert "THERE she is" Parks.
08-13-2051The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Bert Cleary's name to Bert "'THERE she is'" Parks.