Curly Lambeau Football League
08-17-2070
#95|Hands Stan Linebacker
Retired (2045, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2045) Potential C+
Age 58 Born 09-20-2011 in Niagara Falls, NY
Drafted Round 3, Pick 42 (2033) Experience 10 Years (201 Wks)
College Arkansas University, 2033 Salary 845 ($60.407M/2070 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C+ Pass Cover B- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking F  Run Cover B+ Kick Acc C 
Carrying C- Run Blocking F  Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C- Execution C- Agility C+
Strength B  Health D- Aggressiveness D+ Hands C 
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR C- G D+ DE C+ FS C  P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB D+ TE D  OLB B- H D- HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2033 GB 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2034 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2035 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2036 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2037 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2038 PRO 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2039 PRO 4 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2040 PRO 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2041 PRO 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2042 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2043 PRO 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   44 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2046Hands Stan has retired from football.
09-06-2043The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Hands Stan.
08-10-2043The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Ben Poe and Hands Stan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Korn Flake and Red Bush to the inactive roster.
08-10-2043The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan, Robin Graves, and Tad Poles to the inactive roster.
09-09-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hit EnRun to the inactive roster.
09-09-2041The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Craig Huffman to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the inactive roster.
01-03-2039The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan and Puffin Stuff to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hit EnRun and Tummy Tuck to the inactive roster.
12-19-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Half Pint to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the inactive roster.
12-12-2038Hands Stan of the Providence Punch-Drunk is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
08-09-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the active roster.
05-02-2038The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Dave Buckey, Jab Francis, Barry Dingle, and Crash Brannigan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Woody Wood, Flint Rockstone, Hands Stan, and Sickle Cell to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Red Bull to the inactive roster.
11-26-2034The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Vega Bond to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the inactive roster.
10-30-2034The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Vega Bond to the inactive roster.
10-23-2034The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Pretty Kitty to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the inactive roster.
12-18-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Robin Crook to the inactive roster.
12-05-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Red Bull to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Hands Stan to the inactive roster.
12-04-2033Hands Stan of the Providence Punch-Drunk is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
09-26-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Curt Casey's name to Hands Stan.
09-26-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Curt Casey to the active roster.
09-26-2033Trade #93274 has been completed between the Providence Punch-Drunk and the Green Bay Brawlers. The Green Bay Brawlers receive Draft Pick - 2034 Round 2 (PRO) from the Providence Punch-Drunk in exchange for Curt Casey (LB).
09-05-2033The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Roosevelt Smith to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Curt Casey to the inactive roster.
08-08-2033The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Curt Casey to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bob Bennett to the inactive roster.