Franco Harris Football League
08-07-2113
#63|Chris "Funnyman" Farley Center
Retired (2072, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (10-13-2108) Potential C+
Age at Death 72 Born 02-15-2037 in East St. Louis, IL
Drafted Round 2, Pick 51 (2060) Experience 12 Years (245 Wks)
College Southern California University, 2060 Salary 845 ($1225.112M/2113 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching D+ Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking B+ Run Cover Kick Acc D+
Carrying C- Run Blocking B- Tackling D+ Kick Return
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution A- Agility C-
Strength B+ Health C+ Aggressiveness Hands
Jumping D-     Attitude D+ Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C DT SS D+ K GUN C-
WR G B- DE C- FS P D- KR D+
HB/TB T C+ ILB CB LS B- KRB C-
FB TE OLB C- H B- HT B- KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2060 MIC 16 9 0 92% 0 0 0 09:34
2061 MIC 16 12 11 92% 0 4 40 308:03
2062 MIC 16 16 16 91% 0 3 25 384:34
2063 MIC 16 16 16 90% 0 7 60 390:10
2064 MIC 16 16 16 89% 0 2 13 406:37
2065 MIC 16 16 15 97% 0 4 35 490:10
2066 MIC 16 16 15 97% 0 3 25 459:06
2067 MIC 16 16 16 97% 0 4 29 475:00
2068 MIC 16 15 15 97% 0 1 5 400:36
2069 MIC 16 16 16 99% 0 3 23 458:41
2070 HAM 16 14 14 98% 0 3 30 415:23
2071 HAM 16 5 0 99% 0 0 0 11:32
Total   192 167 150 95% 0 34 285 4209:26

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2073Chris "Funnyman" Farley has retired from football.
09-04-2072The Hamilton Beach have waived Chris "Funnyman" Farley.
09-09-2068Chris "Funnyman" Farley of the Michigan Marauders is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
01-03-2066Chris "Funnyman" Farley of the Michigan Marauders is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
08-06-2063The Michigan Marauders have moved Chris "Funnyman" Farley to the active roster.
04-29-2063The Michigan Marauders have moved Mike Carter to the active roster. The Michigan Marauders have moved Chris "Funnyman" Farley to the inactive roster.
08-28-2062The Michigan Marauders have moved Chris "Funnyman" Farley to the active roster.
04-30-2062The Michigan Marauders have moved Tony Wilson, Bullets Fiala, Andy King, Herb Jones, and Bill Beamer to the active roster. The Michigan Marauders have moved Terry "Enforcer" Laws, Chris "Funnyman" Farley, Vaughn Mehringer, Edward Brown, and Arnie "Terminator" Schwartz to the inactive roster.
08-09-2060The Michigan Marauders have moved Chris "Funnyman" Farley and Butch "Kid" Cassidy to the active roster. The Michigan Marauders have moved Randy Turner, Darrell Palmer, and Herb Jones to the inactive roster.
08-09-2060The Michigan Marauders have changed Clyde Dorsett's name to Chris "Funnyman" Farley.