Franco Harris Football League
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#33|Dern Kerfuffel Safety
Retired (2059, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-16-2098) Potential B 
Age at Death 72 Born 03-07-2026 in Columbia, SC
Drafted Round 3, Pick 92 (2048) Experience 6 Years (113 Wks)
College Maryland College, 2048 Salary 620 ($1573.582M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover B- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C- Kick Acc B-
Carrying F  Run Blocking D  Tackling B  Kick Return C+
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C  Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength C+ Health D  Aggressiveness D+ Hands C 
Jumping C      Attitude A- Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C  SS B- K D  GUN C+
WR D+ G D+ DE C  FS B  P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB C+ LS D- KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C+ H D+ HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2049 PHI 14 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2050 PHI 15 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2051 PHI 13 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2052 NYN 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2053 NYN 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2054 PHI 13 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2055 BRO 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 1 3 21 7.0 13 0 0
2056 BRO 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   74 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 3 4 29 7.2 13 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2060Dern Kerfuffel has retired from football.
10-22-2056The Brooklyn Giants have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
09-10-2056The Brooklyn Giants have moved Luis Reynolds to the active roster. The Brooklyn Giants have moved Dern Kerfuffel to the inactive roster.
09-20-2055The Brooklyn Giants have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-06-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Rob Abruzzese and Roger Meyers to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Mark Baker to the inactive roster.
09-06-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-09-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have moved George Porter, Dave Burt, and Bruce Hebert to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Reginald Standlee to the inactive roster.
09-27-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-06-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-31-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
08-10-2054The Michigan Marauders have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
05-03-2054The Michigan Marauders have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-08-2053The New York Lightning have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
09-07-2053The New York Lightning have moved Dutch Rasheed and Meataxe McCullough to the active roster. The New York Lightning have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Matt Harvey to the inactive roster.
09-30-2052The New York Lightning have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Frank Gleason to the active roster. The New York Lightning have moved Sid Kilson and Fest Autrey to the inactive roster.
09-30-2052The New York Lightning have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-01-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-19-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Kevin Deal, David Lee Wrath, Alonzo Vucinich, Roger Meyers, and Travis Noga to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Scott Toner, James Kaplan, John Talbert, Brian Dowling, Dern Kerfuffel, and Jon Vant to the inactive roster.
04-28-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Scott Toner, Ralph O'Brien, Steve King, Clete Harrison, Brian Dowling, and Dern Kerfuffel to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Kevin Deal, O.J. Sherlag, Billy Cosner, Olden Creaky, David Lee Wrath, and Eric Maniaci to the inactive roster.
01-08-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Ron Stein to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dern Kerfuffel to the inactive roster.
08-09-2049The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Joe Williams, Dern Kerfuffel, Chief Scotti, and Rich Haight to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Hoochie Kuechenberg, David Lee Wrath, James Wells, and Ben Combs to the inactive roster.
09-28-2048The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Dean Kuffel's name to Dern Kerfuffel.