Curly Lambeau Football League
12-09-2069
#36|Cone Colostomy Cornerback
Retired (2019, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-26-2048) Potential A 
Age at Death 63 Born 06-14-1985 in St. Louis, MO
Drafted Round 1, Pick 16 (2007) Experience 12 Years (255 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C  Pass Cover B  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover D- Kick Acc F 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C- Execution A- Agility B+
Strength C  Health C- Aggressiveness D  Hands C 
Jumping C+     Attitude A  Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C  SS C+ K F  GUN B-
WR C  G D+ DE C  FS B- P D- KR C+
HB/TB C  T C- ILB C  CB B  LS D- KRB C 
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H C- HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2007 PRO 16 14 0 0 0 7.0 0 0.0 3 3 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2008 PRO 15 14 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 9 4.5 9 0 0
2009 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 3 3 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2010 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 5 3 2 18 9.0 12 0 0
2011 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2012 DAL 15 15 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 76 38.0 67 1 0
2013 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 4 2 2 33 16.5 21 0 0
2014 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2015 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2016 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2017 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 7 4 3 110 36.7 67 2 1
2018 PRO 16 11 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2019 PRO 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   191 182 0 0 0 38.0 0 0.0 38 25 13 254 19.5 67 3 4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2020Cone Colostomy has retired from football.
09-16-2019The Providence Devine have waived Cone Colostomy.
08-26-2018Cone Colostomy of the Providence Devine is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
04-30-2017The Providence Devine have placed Cone Colostomy on the trade block.
11-18-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved James Hugasian to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012Cone Colostomy of the Dallas Blah is injured with a wrist inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
09-06-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved John Lethridge to the inactive roster.
05-03-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Rick Neuheisel to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
09-07-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008Cone Colostomy of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have changed Randy Joseph's name to Cone Colostomy.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have moved Randy Joseph to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Glenoid Cavity and Bone Scan to the inactive roster.