BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
Status |
Deceased (02-27-2042) |
Potential |
C+ |
Age at Death |
60
|
Born |
05-15-1981 in Hiawatha, KS |
Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 30 (2003) |
Experience |
12 Years (246 Wks) |
College |
Delaware University, 2003 |
Salary |
845 ($60.407M/2070 $) |
OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
Throw Power |
D+ |
Catching |
D- |
Pass Cover |
B |
Kick Power |
D- |
Throw Acc |
D |
Pass Blocking |
D- |
Run Cover |
C |
Kick Acc |
C- |
Carrying |
C- |
Run Blocking |
D+ |
Tackling |
B- |
Kick Return |
C- |
|
|
|
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Pursuit |
B |
|
|
PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
Speed |
B- |
Stamina |
C |
Execution |
C |
Agility |
C+ |
Strength |
C+ |
Health |
D |
Aggressiveness |
C+ |
Hands |
C+ |
Jumping |
C+ |
|
|
Attitude |
A- |
Break Tackle |
D- |
ROLES |
QB |
D |
C |
D+ |
DT |
C |
SS |
C+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C |
WR |
D+ |
G |
D+ |
DE |
C- |
FS |
B- |
P |
D- |
KR |
D+ |
HB/TB |
D+ |
T |
D+ |
ILB |
C |
CB |
C+ |
LS |
D |
KRB |
D+ |
FB |
D+ |
TE |
D |
OLB |
C |
H |
D+ |
HT |
C- |
KOS |
D- |
|
Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
TKL |
SOLO |
AST |
SACK |
SAF |
STF |
DEF |
BRK |
INT |
INTY |
AVG |
LNG |
TD |
FF |
2003 |
PRO |
15 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
7.0 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2004 |
PRO |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
23 |
7.7 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2005 |
PRO |
16 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
4.0 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2006 |
PRO |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
16 |
4.0 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2007 |
PRO |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
3 |
1 |
2 |
27 |
13.5 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2008 |
PRO |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
7 |
7.0 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2009 |
PRO |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
4 |
0 |
4 |
14 |
3.5 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2010 |
DAL |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
23 |
7.7 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2011 |
DAL |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
5 |
2 |
3 |
33 |
11.0 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2012 |
DAL |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
12 |
12.0 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2013 |
DAL |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
43 |
43.0 |
43 |
1 |
0 |
2014 |
DAL |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
11 |
4 |
7 |
162 |
23.1 |
98 |
2 |
0 |
Total |
|
185 |
171 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
0.0 |
60 |
29 |
31 |
371 |
12.0 |
98 |
3 |
0 |
Career Transactions
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2017 | Para Centesis has retired from football. |
09-07-2015 | The Providence Devine have waived Para Centesis. |
12-29-2014 | The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the inactive roster. |
12-07-2014 | The Dallas Blah have moved Herb Vant and Cross Table Hip to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Franky Winkler to the inactive roster. |
01-13-2013 | The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Mike Evans to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Hokey Pokey and Jason Thomas to the inactive roster. |
12-31-2012 | The Dallas Blah have moved Real Luv to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster. |
12-23-2012 | Para Centesis of the Dallas Blah is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days. |
09-05-2011 | The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, and Boo Hoo to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, and Jerry Dennison to the inactive roster. |
08-08-2011 | The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, Jerry Dennison, and Corey McGlockton to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, Computed Tomorgraphy, and Boo Hoo to the inactive roster. |
09-27-2009 | Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days. |
10-26-2008 | Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days. |
08-11-2008 | The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Hal Smoot to the inactive roster. |
08-04-2008 | The Providence Radiologist have moved Carl Casanega to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster. |
09-18-2005 | Para Centesis of the Providence Devine is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
05-02-2004 | The Providence Devine have changed Lance Jorgensen's name to Para Centesis. |
09-08-2003 | The Providence Devine have moved Lance Jorgensen to the active roster. |
09-08-2003 | The Providence Devine have acquired Lance Jorgensen from the waiver wire. |
09-07-2003 | The Memphis Vanguard have automatically waived Lance Jorgensen to comply with the salary cap limit. |