Curly Lambeau Football League
09-21-2015
#39|Para Centesis Safety
Waivers
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 97%
Status Waivers Potential C+
Age 34 Born 05-15-1981 in Hiawatha, KS
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2003) Experience 12 Years (246 Wks)
College Delaware University, 2003 Salary 845 ($1.285M/2015 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching Pass Cover A- Kick Power
Throw Acc Pass Blocking Run Cover C+ Kick Acc
Carrying C- Run Blocking D+ Tackling B+ Kick Return C-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility B-
Strength C+ Health Aggressiveness B- Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C D+ DT C+ SS K D- GUN C+
WR C- G D+ DE C+ FS P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB C+ CB B- LS KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB B- H C- HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2003 PRO 15 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
2004 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 3 3 23 7.7 12 0 0
2005 PRO 16 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
2006 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 16 4.0 11 0 0
2007 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 27 13.5 17 0 0
2008 PRO 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
2009 PRO 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 0 4 14 3.5 14 0 0
2010 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 9 6 3 23 7.7 10 0 0
2011 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 33 11.0 18 0 0
2012 DAL 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 12 12.0 12 0 0
2013 DAL 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 4 1 43 43.0 43 1 0
2014 DAL 13 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 11 4 7 162 23.1 98 2 0
Total   185 171 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 60 29 31 371 12.0 98 3 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
09-07-2015The Providence Devine have waived Para Centesis.
12-29-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the inactive roster.
12-07-2014The Dallas Blah have moved Herb Vant and Cross Table Hip to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Franky Winkler to the inactive roster.
01-13-2013The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis and Mike Evans to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Hokey Pokey and Jason Thomas to the inactive roster.
12-31-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Real Luv to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
12-23-2012Para Centesis of the Dallas Blah is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days.
09-05-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, and Boo Hoo to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, and Jerry Dennison to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Dallas Blah have moved Luke Stoyanovich, Carl Casanega, Jerry Dennison, and Corey McGlockton to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Luminance Ratio, Para Centesis, Computed Tomorgraphy, and Boo Hoo to the inactive roster.
09-27-2009Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with an elbow inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
10-26-2008Para Centesis of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
08-11-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Hal Smoot to the inactive roster.
08-04-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Carl Casanega to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Para Centesis to the inactive roster.
09-18-2005Para Centesis of the Providence Devine is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
05-02-2004The Providence Devine have changed Lance Jorgensen's name to Para Centesis.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have moved Lance Jorgensen to the active roster.
09-08-2003The Providence Devine have acquired Lance Jorgensen from the waiver wire.
09-07-2003The Memphis Vanguard have automatically waived Lance Jorgensen to comply with the salary cap limit.