Franco Harris Football League
12-29-2110
#84|Monkey Baumbaulina Tight End
Retired (2026, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (02-13-2057) Potential C-
Age at Death 64 Born 09-07-1992 in Cambridge, OH
Drafted Round 1, Pick 26 (2013) Experience 13 Years (256 Wks)
College Syracuse College, 2014 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching B+ Pass Cover D- Kick Power D 
Throw Acc F  Pass Blocking C+ Run Cover C- Kick Acc D 
Carrying B- Run Blocking B- Tackling C  Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina C+ Execution B- Agility B+
Strength C  Health F  Aggressiveness F  Hands B 
Jumping C+     Attitude B- Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB D+ C C- DT C- SS C- K F  GUN B-
WR B- G C  DE C- FS C- P D- KR C 
HB/TB C+ T C  ILB C- CB C- LS D  KRB C+
FB C+ TE B  OLB C- H C  HT B  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2013 MIN 16 16 99 64 64.6 609 9.5 29 167 2.6 4 38.1 35 35.4 6
2014 MIN 13 13 115 71 61.7 694 9.8 38 238 3.4 5 53.4 35 30.4 0
2015 MIN 16 16 157 90 57.3 886 9.8 31 294 3.3 4 55.4 40 25.5 4
2016 MIN 16 16 125 73 58.4 836 11.5 31 346 4.7 2 52.2 39 31.2 4
2017 MIN 16 16 128 86 67.2 889 10.3 47 375 4.4 4 55.6 46 35.9 3
2018 MIN 16 16 140 85 60.7 891 10.5 49 363 4.3 6 55.7 43 30.7 7
2019 MIN 16 10 112 64 57.1 784 12.2 38 349 5.5 2 49.0 37 33.0 1
2020 MIN 14 8 142 72 50.7 874 12.1 34 355 4.9 4 62.4 40 28.2 6
2021 MIN 16 16 100 66 66.0 614 9.3 33 266 4.0 3 38.4 30 30.0 3
2022 MIN 15 15 65 34 52.3 374 11.0 35 146 4.3 1 24.9 22 33.8 1
2023 MIN 16 16 66 42 63.6 307 7.3 18 63 1.5 3 19.2 16 24.2 0
2024 MIN 16 16 102 72 70.6 587 8.2 25 148 2.1 5 36.7 30 29.4 0
2025 MIN 13 1 10 6 60.0 42 7.0 12 5 0.8 0 3.2 2 20.0 2
Total   199 175 1361 825 60.6 8387 10.2 49 3115 3.8 43 42.1 415 30.5 37

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2027Monkey Baumbaulina has retired from football.
05-03-2026The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have waived Monkey Baumbaulina.
09-22-2025The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Monkey Baumbaulina to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved George Wallace to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have acquired Monkey Baumbaulina from the waiver wire.
08-10-2025The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have waived Monkey Baumbaulina.
08-10-2025The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Monkey Baumbaulina to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025Monkey Baumbaulina of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with a neck nerve injury and is expected to be out for approximately 34 days.
09-25-2022Monkey Baumbaulina of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with a groin pull and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
11-30-2014Monkey Baumbaulina of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days.
08-05-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Monkey Baumbaulina to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Raphael Spunky to the inactive roster.
08-05-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have changed Bob Jameson's name to Monkey Baumbaulina.