Franco Harris Football League
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#41|Itchy Balzak Cornerback
Toronto Hatchets (2025, Age 36)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (08-14-2058) Potential C 
Age at Death 69 Born 07-17-1989 in West Monroe, LA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 29 (2011) Experience 15 Years (318 Wks)
College North Carolina University, 2011 Salary 845 ($1142.296M/2112 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C+ Pass Cover B  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking F  Run Cover C- Kick Acc D+
Carrying D  Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return B 
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina D+ Execution C  Agility B-
Strength C  Health F  Aggressiveness D  Hands D+
Jumping C+     Attitude A+ Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C  SS C  K F  GUN C 
WR C- G D+ DE C- FS C  P F  KR C-
HB/TB D+ T D+ ILB C  CB C+ LS D- KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C  H D- HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2011 OMA 16 12 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 1 3 14 4.7 14 0 0
2012 OMA 14 11 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 14 14.0 14 0 0
2013 OMA 11 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2014 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 1 6 115 19.2 68 1 0
2015 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 4 3 88 29.3 81 1 0
2016 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 1 5 140 28.0 78 1 0
2017 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 6 3.0 6 0 0
2018 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 0 3 33 11.0 16 0 0
2019 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 0 3 65 21.7 54 1 0
2020 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 1 5 81 16.2 62 1 0
2021 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 9 5 4 46 11.5 21 0 0
2022 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 1 3 9 3.0 7 0 0
2024 OMA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 3 3.0 3 0 0
2025 OMA 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   217 186 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 59 19 40 614 15.4 81 5 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2026Itchy Balzak has retired from the Omaha Oozen Oz.
08-20-2023Itchy Balzak of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a complete ACL tear and is expected to be out for the rest of the season.
11-27-2016Itchy Balzak of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days.
09-06-2015The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Shaky Morales, Itchy Balzak, and Royce "Lost 'em" Austin to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bud Protoperve, Unsavory Hawkins, and Maverick to the inactive roster.
08-16-2015The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Bud Protoperve, Pretty Boy Chickilla, and Maverick to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Holden DeMayo, Clarence Boddicker, Funky Drawers, Isaac Mallott, Itchy Balzak, and Shaky Morales to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Omaha Oozen Oz have changed Harold Moses's name to Itchy Balzak.
08-08-2011The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Carroll Davis, Herman Berry, Royce Austin, Ray Miller, Sammy Davis, Dexter Bassett, Dominic Whitley, Bob N. Weaver, Brant Liebenstein, Mustafa Moment, Passing Interest, Wasswa Jones, Syd Hale, Reilly Walton, Jon Uhrinyak, Sammy Vigorito, Tre Burroughs, Jumbo Hodge, Bill Edwards, Pepe Onderfritz, Harold Moses, Rollie Bigshew, Halvor Crowder, George Ritchie, and Darby "II-II-II" Dahl to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Holden DeMayo, Dirk Danger, Clarence Boddicker, Smokin Mears, Funky Drawers, Rubber Oliver, Poppa Duwaydow, Billy Ray JoBobb, Flail McPhail, Pancake Jake, Lew Stuth, Isaac Mallott, De'Mond Boggles, Silicone Valerie, Elixir Fancy, Grasshopper, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Hoosier Poppy, Hotshot Onastic, Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Tutu Twain, Depin Snyder, Shaky Morales, Charlie "Bear" Butler, Katter Waller, and Mustafa Dwink to the inactive roster.