Franco Harris Football League
01-04-2111
#95|Joe Palooka Linebacker
Retired (2023, Age 37)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating C+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-16-2052) Potential D-
Age at Death 65 Born 05-02-1986 in Flint, MI
Drafted Round 2, Pick 50 (2008) Experience 13 Years (251 Wks)
College Illinois State College, 2008 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C+ Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc F  Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover C+ Kick Acc D 
Carrying D+ Run Blocking C  Tackling B- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina D+ Execution C- Agility C 
Strength B  Health F  Aggressiveness C+ Hands C-
Jumping C-     Attitude A+ Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT C+ SS C  K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G C- DE C  FS C- P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T C- ILB C+ CB C- LS D- KRB D+
FB D+ TE C- OLB C+ H F  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2008 PHI 10 9 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2009 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2010 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2011 PHI 16 14 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2012 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2013 PHI 16 8 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2014 PHI 16 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2015 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2016 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 0.0 0 0 1
2017 PHI 16 16 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2018 LAN 15 15 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2019 LAN 14 12 0 0 0 6.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2020 LAN 16 16 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   199 170 0 0 0 21.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 0 0.0 0 0 4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2024Joe Palooka has retired from football.
09-05-2021The Los Angeles Marauders have waived Joe Palooka.
05-02-2021The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Karl Hamel and Jack Kinney to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Joe Palooka, Jerry Parker, and Zip Zoomba to the inactive roster.
09-01-2019The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Ben Pena, Herb Sivell, Joe Palooka, and Zip Zoomba to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Pat Milstead, Jack Dittman, John Dixon, and Jim Costa to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Lou Sacca, John Dixon, and Pat Washington to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Herb Sivell, Joe Palooka, Eric Hoskins, Zip Zoomba, and Frank Grefe to the inactive roster.
09-10-2018The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Gerald Atkins and Joe Palooka to the active roster. The Los Angeles Marauders have moved Joe Price and Dan Stark to the inactive roster.
09-10-2018The Los Angeles Marauders have acquired Joe Palooka from the waiver wire.
09-03-2018The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bull Ashley, Brazilian Waxler, and Rock Lobsta to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Jerry Norman and Steve Blailock to the inactive roster.
09-03-2018The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Joe Palooka.
08-06-2018The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Steve Blailock, Larrye Fields, Phil Allen, Wang Chung, Dick Cole, Tommy Washington, Richard Katrishen, Casino Pauma, and Bull Ashley to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Bob, John Deere, Fred Young, Plumpkin Hambone, Joe Palooka, Porky Forkovitch, Rock Lobsta, A.C. Deacy, and Cliff Notes to the inactive roster.
09-05-2016The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Jumbo Johnson, Squeeky Wheeler, Furious George, Joe Palooka, and A.C. Deacy to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Taco Grande, Dick Burns, Chile Verde, Rufe Haddix, Frankie Viagra, and Touche' Tuttle to the inactive roster.
08-15-2016The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dutch Kaw, Lionel Chamberlain, Wray Crosswhite, Charles Parish, Brad Young, and Ron Franklin to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Squeeky Wheeler, Furious George, Kris Krinkle, Joe Palooka, and A.C. Deacy to the inactive roster.
10-28-2012Joe Palooka of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
11-24-2008The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Plumpkin Hambone, Hassan Wagoner, Mugsy McGee, Leon Hood, Joe Palooka, and Johnny Towler to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Gary Indiana, Monk Zimny, Stud Goodnight, Frank Owens, H.D. "HiDef" Fuller, and Fernando El Kabong to the inactive roster.
10-13-2008The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Keith Davis and Art Chilton to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Mike Anderson and Joe Palooka to the inactive roster.
10-12-2008Joe Palooka of the Philadelphia Federalists is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 24 days.
08-31-2008The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Dick Dasterdly's name to Joe Palooka.
08-31-2008The Philadelphia Federalists have changed John Miller's name to Dick Dasterdly.
08-04-2008The Philadelphia Federalists have moved John Miller and Zippy D. Doodah to the active roster.