Franco Harris Football League
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#83|Larry Hands Wide Receiver
Montreal Oilers (2014, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-18-2037) Potential D-
Age at Death 55 Born 08-28-1982 in Jefferson, IA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 28 (2004) Experience 9 Years (184 Wks)
College Western Kentucky College, 2004 Salary 745 ($939.033M/2111 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B  Catching A- Pass Cover D  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking C- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D-
Carrying B- Run Blocking B- Tackling D+ Kick Return B+
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C+ Execution B  Agility B+
Strength C- Health D- Aggressiveness C+ Hands A-
Jumping B+     Attitude A- Break Tackle B+
ROLES
QB C  C C  DT D+ SS C- K F  GUN B-
WR B  G C- DE D+ FS C- P D  KR B-
HB/TB C+ T C- ILB D+ CB C  LS D+ KRB B 
FB C+ TE B- OLB C- H B  HT B+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2004 MIN 14 2 29 19 65.5 228 12.0 36 102 5.4 5 16.3 14 48.3 0
2005 MIN 16 2 76 41 53.9 476 11.6 48 127 3.1 2 29.8 25 32.9 3
2006 MIN 16 1 60 35 58.3 505 14.4 71 163 4.7 4 31.6 21 35.0 0
2007 MIN 16 1 17 5 29.4 104 20.8 35 44 8.8 2 6.5 5 29.4 1
2008 MIN 16 0 66 41 62.1 535 13.0 61 197 4.8 4 33.4 26 39.4 2
2009 MIN 15 0 9 4 44.4 55 13.8 30 7 1.8 0 3.7 2 22.2 0
2010 MIN 16 0 2 1 50.0 6 6.0 6 0 0.0 1 0.4 0 0.0 1
2011 BC 9 1 4 1 25.0 4 4.0 4 0 0.0 0 0.4 0 0.0 0
2012 MIN 16 0 15 5 33.3 35 7.0 16 7 1.4 0 2.2 1 6.7 1
2013 MIN 2 0 9 5 55.6 63 12.6 21 13 2.6 0 31.5 4 44.4 0
Total   136 7 287 157 54.7 2011 12.8 71 660 4.2 18 14.8 98 34.1 8

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2015Larry Hands has retired from the Minnesota Tree Dwellers.
10-21-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Slats Quickero to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the inactive roster.
09-30-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Slats Quickero to the inactive roster.
08-05-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have placed Larry Hands on the trade block.
08-05-2013The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Stanley Cupper to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the inactive roster.
04-29-2012The Minnesota Agile Squirrels have moved Bob "Roop" Rubbert and Larry Hands to the active roster.
11-13-2011The British Columbia TemporaryHippos have moved Lyneal Brawley to the active roster. The British Columbia TemporaryHippos have moved Larry Hands to the inactive roster.
08-15-2011The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the active roster.
08-08-2011The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Sensinati Milliona, Johnny Punk, Bill Gimper, Paco Bingoa, Dave Palmer, and Dennis Williams to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands, Mitchell Marks, Tim Jabba, Slats Quickero, Jedemia Clampet, and John "Pitbull" Daweak to the inactive roster.
09-13-2009The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Edward "The Cryer" Gimpo to the inactive roster.
08-16-2009The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Nonjumping Jackflash to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Larry Hands to the inactive roster.
08-09-2004The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Tony Karagiozis, Larry Hands, Royal Bankero, Tim Jabba, Slats Quickero, and Isaac Hunter to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Rocky Squirrel, Maxwell Bullwinkle, Dwight Joesting, and Bob Smith to the inactive roster.
08-09-2004The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have changed Larry Holt's name to Larry Hands.