Franco Harris Football League
09-29-2110
#58|Silicone Valerie Guard
Winnipeg Jets (2016, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-25-2046) Potential A+
Age at Death 64 Born 11-18-1981 in Milwaukee, WI
Drafted Round 1, Pick 25 (2003) Experience 14 Years (273 Wks)
College Rhode Island University, 2004 Salary 845 ($993.079M/2110 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C- Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking B  Run Cover C- Kick Acc C-
Carrying C- Run Blocking B+ Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C  Execution C  Agility C-
Strength B  Health D- Aggressiveness B- Hands B-
Jumping C+     Attitude C+ Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G B- DE D+ FS D+ P D- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C+ ILB C- CB D+ LS C- KRB C 
FB C  TE C  OLB C- H D+ HT C  KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2003Game    4.1330.10.6        
2004Game    362.919.9         
2005Game    434.18.3         
2006Game    563.016.516.8        
2007Game 0.6  464.58.90.8        
2008Game    564.310.70.6        
2009Game    382.829.20.1        
2010Game    416.54.30.6        
2011Game    570.66.9         
2012Game    530.58.4         
2013Game 0.2  122.086.6         
2014Game 0.0  40.038.6         
2015Game 47.5  0.137.10.0        
2016Game 1.6   33.11.4        
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2017Silicone Valerie has retired from the Green Bay Ice.
10-11-2015Silicone Valerie of the Green Bay Ice is injured with a foot ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 14 days.
09-08-2014The Green Bay Ice have acquired Silicone Valerie from the waiver wire.
08-31-2014The Omaha Oozen Oz have waived Silicone Valerie.
08-04-2014The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Carling Alcars, Neighborhood Webster, and Duncan Donut to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lew Stuthe, Silicone Valerie, and Alkie Panighout to the inactive roster.
09-01-2013The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Twinkletoes Tiend, Smokin Mears, Rubber Oliver, Flail McPhail, Pancake Jake, Lew Stuthe, Silicone Valerie, Elixir Fancy, Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Betcher Bippie, and Mustafa Dwink to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Passing Interest, Neighborhood Webster, Dix Greene, Bob Boogie, Yuan Glover, and Fuzzyface Frenchfaht to the inactive roster.
04-28-2013The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Silicone Valerie to the inactive roster.
09-02-2012The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Smokin Mears, Rubber Oliver, Flail McPhail, Pancake Jake, Lew Stuthe, Silicone Valerie, Hoosier Poppy, Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Betcher Bippie, and Mustafa Dwink to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Francis Best, Poppa Duwaydow, Hershey Hammer, Mustafa Moment, Eli Banaszak, Banacek, Passing Interest, Goose Grease, Will Uremovich, Jumbo Hodge, and Rollie Bigshew to the inactive roster.
08-06-2012The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Mustafa Moment, Jumbo Hodge, Goose Grease, Dave Jones, Ed Nord, Hal "Badizzitt" McInally, Rollie Bigshew, Unsavory Hawkins, Louis Odom, Shrinkage, Passing Interest, and Gaines Gerardi to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Lew Stuthe, Rubber Oliver, Louie Gooey, Poppa Duwaydow, Hoosier Poppy, Mustafa Dwink, Mike Johnson, Clarence Boddicker, Smokin Mears, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Holden DeMayo, Shaky Morales, Katter Waller, Pancake Jake, Silicone Valerie, and Alkie Panighout to the inactive roster.
09-04-2011The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Elixir Fancy, Pancake Jake, Mustafa Dwink, Rubber Oliver, Silicone Valerie, Hoosier Poppy, Flail McPhail, Smokin Mears, and Lew Stuthe to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Darby "II-II-II" Dahl, Ayatollah Arokkenrollah, Jumbo Hodge, Tre Sombres, Twinkletoes Tiend, Bob N. Weaver, Rollie Bigshew, Passing Interest, and Goose Grease to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Carroll Davis, Herman Berry, Royce Austin, Ray Miller, Sammy Davis, Dexter Bassett, Dominic Whitley, Bob N. Weaver, Brant Liebenstein, Mustafa Moment, Passing Interest, Wasswa Jones, Syd Hale, Reilly Walton, Jon Uhrinyak, Sammy Vigorito, Tre Burroughs, Jumbo Hodge, Bill Edwards, Pepe Onderfritz, Harold Moses, Rollie Bigshew, Halvor Crowder, George Ritchie, and Darby "II-II-II" Dahl to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Holden DeMayo, Dirk Danger, Clarence Boddicker, Smokin Mears, Funky Drawers, Rubber Oliver, Poppa Duwaydow, Billy Ray JoBobb, Flail McPhail, Pancake Jake, Lew Stuth, Isaac Mallott, De'Mond Boggles, Silicone Valerie, Elixir Fancy, Grasshopper, Ballbearing Mousetrap, Hoosier Poppy, Hotshot Onastic, Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Tutu Twain, Depin Snyder, Shaky Morales, Charlie "Bear" Butler, Katter Waller, and Mustafa Dwink to the inactive roster.
12-26-2010The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Silicone Valerie to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Rollie Bigshew to the inactive roster.
12-05-2010The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Jumbo Hodge to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Silicone Valerie to the inactive roster.
12-05-2010Silicone Valerie of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a shoulder muscle strain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
09-06-2010The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, Darby "II-II-II" Dahl, Pancake Jake, Rubber Oliver, Poppa Duwaydow, Silicone Valerie, Hoosier Poppy, and Smokin Mears to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved John Flushing, Tickler Treat, Ban Dade, Wolf Banes, Imperial Walker, Benny Gesserit, Wasswa Jones, and Passing Interest to the inactive roster.
08-09-2010The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Benny Gesserit, Ban Dade, John Reid, Wasswa Jones, Wolf Banes, Imperial Walker, and Rollie Williams to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Smokin Mears, Rubber Oliver, Poppa Duwaydow, Pancake Jake, Silicone Valerie, Louie Gooey, Alkie Panighout, and Darby "II-II-II" Dahl to the inactive roster.
01-04-2010The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Silicone Valerie to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Benny Gesserit to the inactive roster.
12-06-2009The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Silicone Valerie to the inactive roster.
12-06-2009Silicone Valerie of the Omaha Oozen Oz is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
09-06-2009The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Smokin Mears, Flail McPhail, Pancake Jake, Betcher Bippie, Shaky Morales, Odie "Huge" Manatee, Louie Gooey, Rubber Oliver, Alkie Panighout, Holden DeMayo, and Silicone Valerie to the active roster. The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Dirty Dittybag, DesMueller DeFeller, Wasswa Jones, Ban Dade, Poppa Duwaydow, N. Compton Ant, Snooty Grinspoon, and Benny Gesserit to the inactive roster.
08-16-2009The Omaha Oozen Oz have moved Rubber Oliver, Silicone Valerie, and Depin Snyder to the inactive roster.
11-27-2005The Detroit Detritus have moved Silicone Valerie to the active roster. The Detroit Detritus have moved Benny Gesserit to the inactive roster.
11-14-2005The Detroit Detritus have moved DesMueller DeFeller to the active roster. The Detroit Detritus have moved Silicone Valerie to the inactive roster.
11-13-2005Silicone Valerie of the Detroit Detritus is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days.
12-06-2004The Detroit Detritus have moved Chuck Wynn and Silicone Valerie to the active roster. The Detroit Detritus have moved Pancake Turner and Quinn Wynns to the inactive roster.
11-14-2004The Detroit Detritus have moved Quinn Wynns to the active roster. The Detroit Detritus have moved Silicone Valerie to the inactive roster.
11-07-2004Silicone Valerie of the Detroit Detritus is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 29 days.
08-15-2004Silicone Valerie of the Detroit Detritus is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
08-10-2003The Detroit Detritus have changed Keith Shade's name to Silicone Valerie.
08-04-2003The Detroit Detritus have moved Keith Shade to the active roster. The Detroit Detritus have moved Shark Beattie to the inactive roster.
09-03-2001Keith Shade has been moved from C to G by the Rhode Island University Sheep.