Franco Harris Football League
01-05-2122
#92|Slow-Joe Osterman Linebacker
Retired (2015, Age 35)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (07-26-2050) Potential F 
Age at Death 69 Born 09-15-1980 in Goldsboro, NC
Drafted Round 3, Pick 87 (2001) Experience 11 Years (209 Wks)
College Tennessee Technical College, 2002 Salary 845 ($2144.64M/2121 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc C  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover B  Kick Acc D 
Carrying C  Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C  Execution B  Agility B-
Strength B- Health C- Aggressiveness C- Hands D 
Jumping B-     Attitude D- Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C+ SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR C- G C- DE C  FS C  P F  KR C-
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C  LS D  KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B- H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2001 EDM 14 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2002 STL 15 13 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2003 STL 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2004 CIN 16 10 0 0 0 4.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2005 HAM 16 11 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 8 4.0 8 0 2
2006 TOL 15 11 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2007 DET 15 14 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2008 DET 16 8 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 3 2 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
2009 DET 16 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2010 DET 9 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2011 PHI 11 3 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 21 21.0 21 0 0
Total   159 103 0 0 0 14.0 0 0.0 10 5 5 29 5.8 21 0 6

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2016Slow-Joe Osterman has retired from football.
08-06-2012The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Slow-Joe Osterman.
10-03-2011The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Slow-Joe Osterman to the active roster.
10-03-2011The Philadelphia Federalists have acquired Slow-Joe Osterman from the waiver wire.
09-12-2011The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Mike Diehl, Wally Federspiel, and Eli Banaszak to the active roster. The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Hitten Whitten, Al Kubiak, and Tom Basing to the inactive roster.
09-12-2011The Detroit Tiger Ants have waived Slow-Joe Osterman.
08-29-2011The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Don Olsen and Larry Piller to the active roster. The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Slow-Joe Osterman and Kevin Wiberg to the inactive roster.
11-15-2010The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Slow-Joe Osterman to the active roster. The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Bob Hardy to the inactive roster.
09-27-2010The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Joe Wilkinson and Kevin Del Bello to the active roster. The Detroit Tiger Ants have moved Marques Manzo, John Widell, and Slow-Joe Osterman to the inactive roster.
10-14-2007Slow-Joe Osterman of the Detroit Tiger Ants is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days.
11-25-2001Slow-Joe Osterman of the Edmonton Fire Ants is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
10-01-2001The Edmonton Fire Ants have moved Slow-Joe Osterman to the active roster. The Edmonton Fire Ants have moved Larry Stonebreaker to the inactive roster.
09-23-2001The Edmonton Fire Ants have moved Slow-Joe Osterman to the inactive roster.
09-23-2001Slow-Joe Osterman of the Edmonton Fire Ants is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
08-06-2001The Edmonton Fire Ants have moved Slow-Joe Osterman to the active roster. The Edmonton Fire Ants have moved Melvin Judd to the inactive roster.
08-06-2001The Edmonton Fire Ants have changed Carroll Rhodes's name to Slow-Joe Osterman.