| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Deceased (05-13-2045) |
Potential |
A |
| Age at Death |
76
|
Born |
08-22-1968 in Cincinnati, OH |
| Drafted |
Round 2, Pick 48 (1990) |
Experience |
15 Years (299 Wks) |
| College |
Colorado State Technical College, 1990 |
Salary |
845 ($2300.126M/2122 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
D |
Catching |
D |
Pass Cover |
D- |
Kick Power |
F |
| Throw Acc |
D |
Pass Blocking |
B |
Run Cover |
D+ |
Kick Acc |
D- |
| Carrying |
D+ |
Run Blocking |
C+ |
Tackling |
D+ |
Kick Return |
D- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
F |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C |
Stamina |
C+ |
Execution |
C+ |
Agility |
C |
| Strength |
A- |
Health |
D+ |
Aggressiveness |
B |
Hands |
C- |
| Jumping |
D+ |
|
|
Attitude |
A |
Break Tackle |
D |
| ROLES |
| QB |
D |
C |
C |
DT |
C |
SS |
D+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C- |
| WR |
D |
G |
B- |
DE |
C- |
FS |
D |
P |
F |
KR |
D |
| HB/TB |
D+ |
T |
C+ |
ILB |
C- |
CB |
D+ |
LS |
C- |
KRB |
C- |
| FB |
C- |
TE |
C |
OLB |
C- |
H |
D- |
HT |
C- |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Year |
Team |
ACT |
G |
GS |
COND |
INJ |
PEN |
PYDS |
TIME |
| 1990 |
NE |
16 |
16 |
12 |
95% |
0 |
3 |
20 |
328:36 |
| 1991 |
MIN |
13 |
13 |
4 |
96% |
0 |
9 |
65 |
250:26 |
| 1992 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
15 |
97% |
0 |
6 |
32 |
398:15 |
| 1993 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
16 |
96% |
0 |
10 |
60 |
519:48 |
| 1994 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
16 |
96% |
0 |
7 |
50 |
465:56 |
| 1995 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
16 |
96% |
0 |
8 |
55 |
473:54 |
| 1996 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
15 |
96% |
0 |
2 |
15 |
373:40 |
| 1997 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
0 |
96% |
0 |
2 |
10 |
79:11 |
| 1998 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
15 |
97% |
0 |
8 |
48 |
360:07 |
| 1999 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
11 |
95% |
0 |
9 |
72 |
355:00 |
| 2000 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
0 |
96% |
0 |
2 |
10 |
125:56 |
| 2001 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
16 |
96% |
0 |
7 |
50 |
416:40 |
| 2002 |
MIN |
16 |
16 |
16 |
96% |
0 |
4 |
25 |
442:16 |
| 2003 |
MIN |
16 |
14 |
2 |
96% |
0 |
0 |
0 |
104:49 |
| 2004 |
MIN |
6 |
6 |
4 |
97% |
0 |
2 |
15 |
115:02 |
| Total |
|
227 |
225 |
158 |
96% |
0 |
79 |
527 |
4809:36 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2006 | Royal "Poker Face" Flusher has retired from football. |
| 08-08-2005 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have waived Royal "Poker Face" Flusher. |
| 11-21-2004 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Maxwell Bullwinkle and Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Gerald "Pandoras Box" Kitten and Tony Karagiozis to the inactive roster. |
| 09-06-2004 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Phillip Morris to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the inactive roster. |
| 09-01-2003 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Richard Moonshine, Cubs Wynn, and Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Elmer Chalmers to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2003 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Dokie "Deceiver" Cutiepie to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Barron "Fritz" Von Raske, Richard Moonshine, Royal "Poker Face" Flusher, Tony Martin, Joe "Space Cadet" Cassiopeia, and Tim Chooch to the inactive roster. |
| 08-21-2000 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the active roster. |
| 08-07-2000 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Skip Montoute, Pepe Raul, Stanley Stainless, and Red Bearog to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Barron "Fritz" Von Raske, Bastion "Big Belly" Booger, Rocket Robinhood, Richard Moonshine, Royal "Poker Face" Flusher, Charlie "Hard Oak" Wood, and Peter Jackson to the inactive roster. |
| 05-02-1999 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Barron "Fritz" Von Raske, Royal "Poker Face" Flusher, and Charlie "Hard Oak" Wood to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Dick Bassett, Don Shepherd, Shante Shank, and Hunter Blueblood to the inactive roster. |
| 01-11-1999 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Brent Hollis and Hunter Blueblood to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Barron "Fritz" Von Raske and Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the inactive roster. |
| 01-10-1999 | Royal "Poker Face" Flusher of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days. |
| 12-09-1991 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Mighty Hercules and Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the active roster. The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Jack Martin and Junior Williams to the inactive roster. |
| 11-18-1991 | The Minnesota Tree Dwellers have moved Royal "Poker Face" Flusher to the inactive roster. |
| 11-17-1991 | Royal "Poker Face" Flusher of the Minnesota Tree Dwellers is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days. |
| 08-06-1990 | The Minnesota Sciuridae have changed Roy Seals's name to Royal "Poker Face" Flusher. |
| 08-06-1990 | The Minnesota Sciuridae have moved George Moore, Roy Seals, Jim McCall, and Gary Van Raaphorst to the active roster. The Minnesota Sciuridae have moved Adrian Womack to the inactive roster. |
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