Marcus Allen Football League
10-09-2135
#39|Ivana Brains Safety
Retired (1995, Age 39)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (10-21-2025) Potential B-
Age at Death 69 Born 04-27-1956 in Youngstown, NY
Drafted Round 2, Pick 51 (1978) Experience 17 Years (368 Wks)
College State College of Missouri, 1979 Salary 845 ($5713.689M/2135 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching D- Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C+ Kick Acc F 
Carrying C  Run Blocking D  Tackling C+ Kick Return C-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C+ Execution B- Agility B-
Strength C- Health D- Aggressiveness D+ Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude C- Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C- SS B- K F  GUN C 
WR C- G D  DE C- FS B- P F  KR C-
HB/TB C- T D+ ILB C  CB C  LS D- KRB C-
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C  H D- HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
1978 LAA 14 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
1979 MIA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 0 3 22 7.3 10 0 0
1980 MIA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 86 43.0 77 1 0
1981 SEA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 4 2 46 23.0 37 1 0
1982 SEA 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 9 2 7 240 34.3 80 3 0
1983 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 3 3 24 8.0 10 0 0
1984 SYR 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 4 1 3 95 31.7 85 1 0
1985 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 12 5 7 196 28.0 73 1 0
1986 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 2 5 71 14.2 70 1 0
1987 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 6 6.0 6 0 0
1988 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 9 3 6 178 29.7 79 2 0
1989 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 5 2 3 25 8.3 10 0 0
1990 SYR 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 19 9.5 11 0 0
1991 SYR 16 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 13 6.5 7 0 0
1992 SYR 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
1993 SYR 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
1994 SYR 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   269 192 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 73 26 47 1028 21.9 85 10 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-1996Ivana Brains has retired from football.
08-20-1995The Syracuse Show Donkeys have waived Ivana Brains.
08-18-1985Ivana Brains of the Syracuse Show Donkeys is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 11 days.
11-18-1984Ivana Brains of the Syracuse Show Donkeys is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-06-1979Trade #23387 has been completed between the Miami Mob and the Los Angeles Zombies. The Los Angeles Zombies receive Draft Pick - 1981 Round 3 (MIA), Draft Pick - 1982 Round 1 (MIA) from the Miami Mob in exchange for Ivana Brains (S).
09-17-1978The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Ivana Brains to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Michonne to the inactive roster.
08-21-1978The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Ivana Brains to the inactive roster.
08-21-1978The Los Angeles Zombies have changed Darren Will's name to Ivana Brains.
08-07-1978The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Mike Compagno, Walt Marhefka, Darren Will, and Cherry Darling to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Final Pandemic, Hippy Meal, Silent Scream, and Undead Rising to the inactive roster.