Marcus Allen Football League
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#10|Schoolgirl Apocalypse Punter
Hartford Archers (1972, Age 38)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-30-2008) Potential D-
Age at Death 73 Born 06-27-1934 in Winston-Salem, NC
Drafted Round 30, Pick 937 (1960) Experience 15 Years (284 Wks)
College State University of Wichita, 1956 Salary 845 ($4318.445M/2131 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C+ Catching F  Pass Cover F  Kick Power B+
Throw Acc C+ Pass Blocking D  Run Cover F  Kick Acc B-
Carrying D  Run Blocking F  Tackling D- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina F  Execution B- Agility C 
Strength C- Health F  Aggressiveness D  Hands B-
Jumping C      Attitude B+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB C- C D  DT D  SS D  K C- GUN D+
WR D+ G D  DE D  FS D  P B- KR D+
HB/TB D+ T D  ILB D  CB D  LS D+ KRB D+
FB D  TE D  OLB D  H C  HT C- KOS B-
Year Team G GS PUNTS YDS LNG AVG NET BP IN20 TB HTLG HTAV FC RET RETY AVG
1960 LAA 16 16 90 3557 57 39.5 35.7 0 53 9 4.7 3.9 16 35 346 9.9
1961 LAA 16 16 89 3839 58 43.1 39.1 0 48 13 4.9 4.0 7 43 357 8.3
1962 LAA 16 16 72 3000 67 41.7 36.1 0 41 4 4.8 3.9 7 35 402 11.5
1963 LAA 16 16 89 3867 63 43.4 40.0 0 49 12 5.0 4.0 9 35 304 8.7
1964 LAA 16 16 81 3394 63 41.9 37.5 0 44 12 4.8 4.0 6 34 356 10.5
1965 LAA 16 16 73 3268 63 44.8 36.3 0 37 9 4.7 4.0 8 38 621 16.3
1966 LAA 16 16 73 3216 65 44.1 39.8 0 35 8 4.9 4.0 9 33 313 9.5
1967 LAA 16 16 78 3312 58 42.5 38.5 0 51 6 4.8 3.9 9 31 309 10.0
1968 LAA 16 16 83 3598 61 43.3 38.2 0 48 8 4.7 4.0 12 41 425 10.4
1970 LAA 16 16 74 3142 62 42.5 36.3 0 37 11 4.8 3.9 9 36 454 12.6
1971 LAA 16 16 94 3611 62 38.4 34.7 0 47 8 4.8 3.9 12 38 345 9.1
Total   176 176 896 37804 67 42.2 37.5 0 490 100 5.0 4.0 104 399 4232 10.6

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-1972Schoolgirl Apocalypse has retired from the Los Angeles Zombies.
08-17-1970The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse to the active roster.
04-27-1969The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Grave Situation, The Greatful Dead, Terry Woodin, The Hartford Wailer, Sole Survivor, Kat Jameson, Thriller Jackson, and Prime Beef to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Rube Pruett, Bill Leopold, Dick Thomas, Tallahassee, SHAUN OT Dead, Virus Undead, James Wynn, Dale Horvath, George Romero, MIlla Jovovich, Grave Walker, Schoolgirl Apocalypse, Wichita, Sam Munns, and NightOf TheLivingDead to the inactive roster.
09-02-1968The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Grave Situation to the inactive roster.
04-28-1968The Los Angeles Zombies have moved World War-Z, CDC HelpMe, and Morgue Intentions to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Ben Hodge, SHAUN OT Dead, Virus Undead, George Romero, Resident Evil, MIlla Jovovich, Grave Walker, Fast Walker, Schoolgirl Apocalypse, and Wichita to the inactive roster.
09-05-1965The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse to the active roster.
08-09-1965The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Terry Woodin, Sgt Abraham Ford, Walter Lunday, Knight Mare, Paul Slough, Jack Simmons, Bruno Gibson, Harry Shaw, Mel McClain, Frank Oldham, Willie Williams, Mike Pickens, Hungry Eyes, Morgue Intentions, Tomb Raider, Ed Buck, and Dr Eugene Porter to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Bill Leopold, DawnOf TheDead, Rotting Corpse, Crypt Keeper, Slaughterhouse zKiller, Zombie Land, Glenn Rhee, Tallahassee, SHAUN OT Dead, Rob Zombie, R, Club Foot, George Romero, Resident Evil, Dr. Vodoo, Floyd Thomasson, Grave Walker, Fast Walker, Meat Market, Schoolgirl Apocalypse, Stubby Joe, NightOf TheLivingDead, Daryl Dixon, Cemetery Man, Witch Doctor, Chris Cunningham, Columbus, and Quick Bite to the inactive roster.
08-24-1964The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse to the active roster.
08-10-1964The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Tallahassee, Omega Man, R, Schoolgirl Apocalypse, DawnOf TheDead, and Chris Cunningham to the inactive roster.
08-26-1963The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse and Frank Enstein to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Terry Woodin, Sgt Abraham Ford, Darryl Arrowhead, and Dr Eugene Porter to the inactive roster.
08-26-1963The Los Angeles Zombies have moved DawnOf TheDead, Zombie Island, Dr. Vodoo, Redneck Zombies, Stubby Joe, Face Eater, John Masters, and Club Foot to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Tyreese Unnamed, Grave Walker, Meat Market, Schoolgirl Apocalypse, Zombie Land, Frank Enstein, Rob Zombie, and The Undertaker to the inactive roster.
08-11-1963The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse to the active roster.
08-05-1963The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Al Fuller, Elliot Weiner, Bob Robinson, Terry Woodin, Jerry Williams, Jack Knight, Jarrod Sokolosky, Bob Johnson, Ryan Mercier, Darryl Arrowhead, and Tommie Sanyika to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Schoolgirl Apocalypse and Frank Enstein to the inactive roster.
09-10-1961The Los Angeles Zombies have changed Joshua Sheeks's name to Schoolgirl Apocalypse.
09-05-1960The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Joshua Sheeks and Otto Johnson to the active roster.
09-05-1960The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Bob Gordon, Clark Blake, and Ray Jones to the active roster. The Los Angeles Zombies have moved Dick Hendrix, Joshua Sheeks, and Henry Haslerig to the inactive roster.