Franco Harris Football League
01-02-2113
#33|Dern Kerfuffel Safety
Retired (2059, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-16-2098) Potential B 
Age at Death 72 Born 03-07-2026 in Columbia, SC
Drafted Round 3, Pick 92 (2048) Experience 6 Years (113 Wks)
College Maryland College, 2048 Salary 620 ($838.134M/2112 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power F  Catching C- Pass Cover B- Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C- Kick Acc B-
Carrying F  Run Blocking D  Tackling B  Kick Return C+
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C  Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength C+ Health D  Aggressiveness D+ Hands C 
Jumping C      Attitude A- Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C D  DT C  SS B- K D  GUN C+
WR D+ G D+ DE C  FS B  P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB C+ LS D- KRB D+
FB D+ TE D+ OLB C+ H D+ HT C  KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2044 College 45 0/4 3/7 1/1 0/7               1/1 0/6 0/4       2/6 0/2 0/2   1/4 0/1   8/45
2045 College 69 0/3 3/4 0/1 1/5             0/4 4/10 3/9 4/7       2/11 4/6 2/4   1/4 0/1   24/69
2046 College 73 1/3 1/3 2/3 2/10             3/8 0/6 6/10 0/5       1/12 3/3 1/1   4/6 2/3   26/73
2047 College 72 1/2 2/4 1/2 2/10             2/6 3/7 4/11 1/4       1/9 3/6     3/8 0/3   23/72
2048 Position 34   1/3   0/4             0/2 3/10 0/4 1/3       1/5 0/1     1/2     7/34
2048 Drills 25                           5/10       2/6 -2/0     0/9     5/25
2049 Position 35       2/4             1/6 0/5 3/7 1/5       0/4 1/1     0/3     8/35
2049 Drills 23                           6/8       0/6 -1/0     2/9     7/23
2050 Position 33   0/2   0/3             0/4 0/8 2/3 1/5       0/4 0/2     1/2     4/33
2050 Drills 24                           3/12       0/7 -1/0     0/5     2/24
2050 Declines 0                                   -1/0             -1/0
2051 Position 34       0/1             0/5 0/5 0/7 0/3       0/6 2/6     0/1     2/34
2051 Drills 24                           0/6       0/6       1/12     1/24
2051 Declines 0   -1/0                             -1/0               -2/0
2052 Position 20   0/1   0/1             0/3 0/3 0/4 0/1       0/4 0/1     0/2     0/20
2052 Drills 24     0/1                   0/1 1/3       0/6 -1/0     0/11 0/1 0/1 0/24
2053 Position 19   0/1   1/4       0/1     0/2 0/2 0/3 0/2       0/3       0/1     1/19
2053 Drills 25 0/2 0/2 1/2 1/1                 0/1 0/3       0/2 0/1 0/5   0/3 0/3   2/25
2053 Declines 0   -1/0             -1/0     -1/0                   -1/0   -1/0 -5/0
2054 Position 24   0/1   2/5       0/2     0/5   0/6 0/2       0/2       0/1     2/24
2054 Drills 25 0/9 0/9 0/1 0/1                             0/1     0/4     0/25
2054 Declines 0 -2/0 -1/0   -1/0 -1/0   -1/0 -1/0 -1/0                             -1/0 -9/0
2055 Position 44   0/2   2/7       0/3     0/8 0/5 0/4         0/8       0/7     2/44
2055 Drills 25 0/6 0/2 0/1 0/4                 0/3         0/2 0/1 0/1   0/3 0/2   0/25
2055 Declines 0 -4/0 -1/0                   -1/0   -2/0       -2/0       -1/0     -11/0
2056 Position 24   0/1   0/2             0/5 0/1 0/4 0/2       0/8       0/1     0/24
2056 Drills 24 0/2 0/4 1/3 0/2                 0/2         0/2 0/3 0/1   0/1 0/4   1/24
2056 Declines 0 -4/0 -5/0     -2/0   -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0   -4/0 -4/0 -4/0   -2/0 -2/0   -3/0 -2/0 -1/0 -3/0 -7/0 -55/0
2057 Position 10       0/1       0/1     0/1 0/1 0/3 0/2       0/1             0/10
2057 Drills 24 0/3 0/1 0/2 0/5                 0/2           0/3 0/2   0/3 0/3   0/24
2057 Declines 0 -10/0 -4/0     -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -1/0   -4/0 -3/0   -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -5/0 -57/0
2058 Position 11       0/1             0/5   0/2 0/2       0/1             0/11
2058 Drills 25 0/7 0/2 0/2 1/2                 0/2           0/1 0/2   0/3 0/4   1/25
2058 Declines 0 -13/0 -4/0     -2/0 -4/0   -6/0 -2/0 -3/0 -5/0 -1/0 -4/0 -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -6/0   -6/0 -4/0 -6/0 -2/0 -2/0 -77/0
2059 Position 10       0/3             0/1   0/2 0/1       0/2       0/1     0/10
2059 Drills 25 1/4 1/3 0/3 0/4                 0/2         0/1 0/3 0/2   0/1 0/2   2/25
2059 Declines 0 -18/0 -8/0   -5/0 -4/0 -1/0   -6/0 -4/0 -5/0 -5/0 -5/0 -4/0 -3/0 -2/0 -6/0 -2/0 -6/0 -7/0 -9/0 -7/0 -4/0 -3/0 -9/0 -123/0
Total -48/45 -14/52 6/22 8/87 -11/0 -7/0 -4/0 -17/7 -13/0 -13/0 -10/65 -1/64 5/98 12/90 -13/0 -10/0 -6/0 -11/124 -1/41 -17/20 -15/0 0/107 -7/27 -25/1 -212/850

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2060Dern Kerfuffel has retired from football.
10-22-2056The Brooklyn Giants have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
09-10-2056The Brooklyn Giants have moved Luis Reynolds to the active roster. The Brooklyn Giants have moved Dern Kerfuffel to the inactive roster.
09-20-2055The Brooklyn Giants have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-06-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Rob Abruzzese and Roger Meyers to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Mark Baker to the inactive roster.
09-06-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-09-2055The Philadelphia Federalists have moved George Porter, Dave Burt, and Bruce Hebert to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Reginald Standlee to the inactive roster.
09-27-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-06-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-31-2054The Philadelphia Federalists have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
08-10-2054The Michigan Marauders have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
05-03-2054The Michigan Marauders have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-08-2053The New York Lightning have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
09-07-2053The New York Lightning have moved Dutch Rasheed and Meataxe McCullough to the active roster. The New York Lightning have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Matt Harvey to the inactive roster.
09-30-2052The New York Lightning have moved Dern Kerfuffel and Frank Gleason to the active roster. The New York Lightning have moved Sid Kilson and Fest Autrey to the inactive roster.
09-30-2052The New York Lightning have acquired Dern Kerfuffel from the waiver wire.
09-01-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have waived Dern Kerfuffel.
08-19-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Kevin Deal, David Lee Wrath, Alonzo Vucinich, Roger Meyers, and Travis Noga to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Scott Toner, James Kaplan, John Talbert, Brian Dowling, Dern Kerfuffel, and Jon Vant to the inactive roster.
04-28-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Scott Toner, Ralph O'Brien, Steve King, Clete Harrison, Brian Dowling, and Dern Kerfuffel to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Kevin Deal, O.J. Sherlag, Billy Cosner, Olden Creaky, David Lee Wrath, and Eric Maniaci to the inactive roster.
01-08-2052The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Ron Stein to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Dern Kerfuffel to the inactive roster.
08-09-2049The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Joe Williams, Dern Kerfuffel, Chief Scotti, and Rich Haight to the active roster. The Philadelphia Federalists have moved Hoochie Kuechenberg, David Lee Wrath, James Wells, and Ben Combs to the inactive roster.
09-28-2048The Philadelphia Federalists have changed Dean Kuffel's name to Dern Kerfuffel.