Curly Lambeau Football League
08-27-2068
#44|Napoleon Dynamite Cornerback
Retired (2039, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2039) Potential C-
Age 62 Born 06-16-2006 in South Bend, IN
Drafted Round 2, Pick 31 (2027) Experience 11 Years (212 Wks)
College New Hampshire University, 2028 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C+ Pass Cover A- Kick Power
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return B+
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina Execution B- Agility B+
Strength C- Health C- Aggressiveness D+ Hands D+
Jumping B+     Attitude C+ Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB D+ C D- DT SS C+ K D- GUN C+
WR C+ G D+ DE FS B- P KR B-
HB/TB T D+ ILB CB LS D- KRB C+
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H HT KOS
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2027Game          89.0    
2028Game          72.7   0.3
2029Game        0.2 59.0   1.1
2030Game          89.2    
2031Game          529.4   0.1
2032Game          410.3    
2033Game          481.6   15.3
2034Game          440.7   25.7
2035Game          533.2   21.1
2036Game          119.4   4.6
2037Game          79.8    
2038Game          4.00.3   
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2040Napoleon Dynamite has retired from football.
08-08-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
05-01-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Saint Atkins to the inactive roster.
05-01-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Napoleon Dynamite from the waiver wire.
09-06-2038The San Diego Oilers have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
12-28-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Terry Samuel, Napoleon Dynamite, and Shorty Prokop to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Tim Henley, Cliff Wells, and David Pitzer to the inactive roster.
12-21-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Anthony Ellis to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
12-14-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Phillip Purdy, Napoleon Dynamite, James Johnson, and Shorty Prokop to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt, Willie Hiles, David Pitzer, and Terry McEwen to the inactive roster.
12-07-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Wood Chucker, Dave Reutt, and Tom Brady to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Phillip Purdy, John Rentz, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
11-16-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt to the inactive roster.
11-02-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Willie Hiles, Dave Reutt, Phillip Purdy, and John Rentz to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite, Tom Brady, James Johnson, and Wood Chucker to the inactive roster.
09-21-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite and Art Major to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Troy Jones to the inactive roster.
09-14-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt, Tom Brady, and Bobby Franklin to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved John Rentz, Mike Phillips, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-07-2037The San Diego Oilers have acquired Napoleon Dynamite from the waiver wire.
08-30-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
05-03-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ted Dougherty, Peter Packer, Herb Harrison, and Ben Walters to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Touche' Tuttle, Curly Fries, Adam Smasher, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-22-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved David Lee Wrath to the inactive roster.
08-24-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Napoleon Dynamite on the trade block.
08-04-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Smith, Bob Nunn, Ben Walters, Tom Diettrich, Wali Schwantz, Tom Craddock, Ken Tuiasosopo, Bosh Perkins, and Brian Tuten to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Mike Wilging, Art Major, Velman Swee, Curly Fries, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
08-20-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Dash Riprock, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, Bill Noll, Napoleon Dynamite, and Duke Nukem to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Dave Maryland, Ben Walters, Ken Tuiasosopo, Chuck U. Farley, and Brian Tuten to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Palmer Nedney, Chuck DeBunny, Stoney Curtis, Napoleon Dynamite, and Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Napoleon Dynamite on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-31-2034Napoleon Dynamite of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days.
09-03-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mike Wilging, Yukon Cornelius, Whoopsie Goldberg, Stoney Curtis, and Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Greg French, Bob Ford, Hodges Kelley, Bill Reed, and Herkie Braman to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Don Anthony, Hodges Kelley, and Herkie Braman to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Afitt, Stoney Curtis, Lawrence Welk, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
11-22-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Yukon Cornelius, David McGee, Napoleon Dynamite, and Homer Fogbottom to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Chuck Afitt, Earl Perreault, and Bubby Blister to the inactive roster.
11-01-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory and Chuck Afitt to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Homer Fogbottom and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
10-31-2032Napoleon Dynamite of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 27 days.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Yurparade, Mark Neuman, Bob Haddix, Kenard Pruitt, Robert Robertson, Napoleon Dynamite, Joe Palooka, and Dobie Van Galder to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gorilla Monsoon, DeVille Maycare, Mike Hoffman, L'Vernon Surly, Damien Walls, and Dark Helmet to the inactive roster.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Napoleon Hargett's name to Napoleon Dynamite.