Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#44|Napoleon Dynamite Cornerback
Retired (2039, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2039) Potential C-
Age 62 Born 06-16-2006 in South Bend, IN
Drafted Round 2, Pick 31 (2027) Experience 11 Years (212 Wks)
College New Hampshire University, 2028 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C+ Pass Cover A- Kick Power
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling B- Kick Return B+
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina Execution B- Agility B+
Strength C- Health C- Aggressiveness D+ Hands D+
Jumping B+     Attitude C+ Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB D+ C D- DT SS C+ K D- GUN C+
WR C+ G D+ DE FS B- P KR B-
HB/TB T D+ ILB CB LS D- KRB C+
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H HT KOS
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2024 College 39 0/2 0/3 0/1 0/2       0/3     1/6   0/4         1/4 0/1 2/5   2/5 0/3   6/39
2025 College 69 0/1 0/5   0/10       0/3     3/8   1/7         0/7 1/3 5/12   5/12 0/1   15/69
2026 College 71 0/1 0/5 0/1 1/8       1/6     2/14   3/7         3/9 1/3 1/6   0/9 0/2   12/71
2027 Position 27   1/1   1/3       1/4     0/4   1/5         0/3   0/1   0/6     4/27
2027 Drills 21                           3/7       1/6 -1/0     2/8     5/21
2028 Position 26   0/1   1/3       1/3     2/5   2/4         1/1   2/5   0/4     9/26
2028 Drills 20                           4/12       3/6 -1/0     1/2     7/20
2029 Position 25       0/2       2/4     1/5   1/6         1/6   0/1   0/1     5/25
2029 Drills 21                           3/7       3/6 -2/0     1/8     5/21
2030 Position 29       0/1       1/4     1/5   1/1         0/6   0/4   1/8     4/29
2030 Drills 20                           3/7       3/7 -2/0     0/6     4/20
2030 Declines 0                                 -1/0               -1/0
2031 Position 58   1/2   2/6       0/1     1/12   5/12         0/7   1/5   0/13     10/58
2031 Drills 20                           1/10       1/4       1/6     3/20
2031 Declines 0                     -1/0                           -1/0
2032 Position 47   1/2   1/5       1/4     1/12   0/8         0/3   0/6   0/7     4/47
2032 Drills 16     1/3                     0/1       0/6       0/4 0/2   1/16
2032 Declines 0                         -1/0   -1/0                   -2/0
2033 Position 59   1/4   4/9       1/5     0/6   0/11         0/8   0/7   0/9     6/59
2033 Drills 20     1/6 2/10                                 -1/0   0/4   2/20
2033 Declines 0       -1/0                                   -1/0     -2/0
2034 Position 51   0/2   1/5       0/4     0/13   0/6         0/9   0/6   0/6     1/51
2034 Drills 21     4/8 1/5                                     0/8   5/21
2034 Declines 0 -3/0     -1/0     -1/0 -1/0             -1/0             -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -10/0
2035 Position 54   0/1   2/7       0/8     0/15   0/8         0/6   1/3   0/6     3/54
2035 Drills 21 0/8 0/10 1/2                                       0/1   1/21
2035 Declines 0 -1/0     -1/0     -1/0 -1/0     -1/0 -1/0           -1/0   -1/0   -1/0     -9/0
2036 Position 29   0/1   0/5       0/2     1/6   0/6         0/2   0/3   0/4     1/29
2036 Drills 21 0/7 0/14                                             0/21
2036 Declines 0 -5/0 -2/0   -1/0     -1/0 -1/0   -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0   -1/0   -3/0 -2/0   -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -3/0 -37/0
2037 Position 26   0/1           0/3     1/5   1/7         0/3   0/5   0/2     2/26
2037 Drills 21 0/3 0/4   0/1                 0/1 0/1       0/4 0/1 0/2   0/4     0/21
2037 Declines 0 -7/0 -4/0   -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0   -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -2/0     -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -5/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -48/0
2038 Position 15       0/1             1/6   0/6         0/1       0/1     1/15
2038 Drills 22 0/2 0/5   0/1                 0/2         0/2 0/5     0/3 0/2   0/22
2038 Declines 0 -15/0 -4/0     -1/0 -1/0 -4/0 -1/0   -5/0 -4/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -1/0   -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -5/0 -2/0 -1/0 -4/0 -65/0
2039 Position 10               0/2     0/2   0/1         0/1   0/3   0/1     0/10
2039 Drills 21 0/3 0/3 0/2 0/2                 0/5         0/1   0/2   0/2 0/1   0/21
2039 Declines 0 -18/0 -6/0   -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0   -5/0 -4/0 -5/0 -4/0 -7/0 -7/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -5/0 -2/0 -6/0 -8/0 -7/0 -9/0 -114/0
Total -49/27 -12/64 7/23 9/86 -6/0 -3/0 -11/0 0/56   -13/0 1/124 -14/0 1/107 0/45 -12/0 -5/0 -3/0 1/118 -15/13 7/76 -19/0 -5/137 -12/24 -20/0 -173/900

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2040Napoleon Dynamite has retired from football.
08-08-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
05-01-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Saint Atkins to the inactive roster.
05-01-2039The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Napoleon Dynamite from the waiver wire.
09-06-2038The San Diego Oilers have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
12-28-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Terry Samuel, Napoleon Dynamite, and Shorty Prokop to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Tim Henley, Cliff Wells, and David Pitzer to the inactive roster.
12-21-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Anthony Ellis to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
12-14-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Phillip Purdy, Napoleon Dynamite, James Johnson, and Shorty Prokop to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt, Willie Hiles, David Pitzer, and Terry McEwen to the inactive roster.
12-07-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Wood Chucker, Dave Reutt, and Tom Brady to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Phillip Purdy, John Rentz, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
11-16-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt to the inactive roster.
11-02-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Willie Hiles, Dave Reutt, Phillip Purdy, and John Rentz to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite, Tom Brady, James Johnson, and Wood Chucker to the inactive roster.
09-21-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Napoleon Dynamite and Art Major to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved Troy Jones to the inactive roster.
09-14-2037The San Diego Oilers have moved Dave Reutt, Tom Brady, and Bobby Franklin to the active roster. The San Diego Oilers have moved John Rentz, Mike Phillips, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-07-2037The San Diego Oilers have acquired Napoleon Dynamite from the waiver wire.
08-30-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Napoleon Dynamite.
05-03-2037The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ted Dougherty, Peter Packer, Herb Harrison, and Ben Walters to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Touche' Tuttle, Curly Fries, Adam Smasher, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
09-22-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved David Lee Wrath to the inactive roster.
08-24-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Napoleon Dynamite on the trade block.
08-04-2036The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Patrick Smith, Bob Nunn, Ben Walters, Tom Diettrich, Wali Schwantz, Tom Craddock, Ken Tuiasosopo, Bosh Perkins, and Brian Tuten to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Mike Wilging, Art Major, Velman Swee, Curly Fries, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
08-20-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Dash Riprock, Boy Sherman, Stoney Curtis, Lezgo Branden, Bill Noll, Napoleon Dynamite, and Duke Nukem to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Dave Maryland, Ben Walters, Ken Tuiasosopo, Chuck U. Farley, and Brian Tuten to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Willie Putzier, Palmer Nedney, Chuck DeBunny, Stoney Curtis, Napoleon Dynamite, and Joe Cooke to the inactive roster.
01-01-2035The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Napoleon Dynamite on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-31-2034Napoleon Dynamite of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 30 days.
09-03-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mike Wilging, Yukon Cornelius, Whoopsie Goldberg, Stoney Curtis, and Napoleon Dynamite to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Greg French, Bob Ford, Hodges Kelley, Bill Reed, and Herkie Braman to the inactive roster.
08-07-2034The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Makovicka, Don Anthony, Hodges Kelley, and Herkie Braman to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Afitt, Stoney Curtis, Lawrence Welk, and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
11-22-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Yukon Cornelius, David McGee, Napoleon Dynamite, and Homer Fogbottom to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory, Chuck Afitt, Earl Perreault, and Bubby Blister to the inactive roster.
11-01-2032The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Honkey Dory and Chuck Afitt to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Homer Fogbottom and Napoleon Dynamite to the inactive roster.
10-31-2032Napoleon Dynamite of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hamstring strain and is expected to be out for approximately 27 days.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Yurparade, Mark Neuman, Bob Haddix, Kenard Pruitt, Robert Robertson, Napoleon Dynamite, Joe Palooka, and Dobie Van Galder to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gorilla Monsoon, DeVille Maycare, Mike Hoffman, L'Vernon Surly, Damien Walls, and Dark Helmet to the inactive roster.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Napoleon Hargett's name to Napoleon Dynamite.