Curly Lambeau Football League
10-30-2034
#86|Draft Dodger Tight End
New England Red Soxx (2033, Age 30)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2033) Potential D+
Age 30 Born 11-25-2003 in Miami, FL
Drafted Round 1, Pick 15 (2026) Experience 6 Years (117 Wks)
College College of Texas, 2026 Salary 1061 ($6.104M/2034 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching B- Pass Cover Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking Run Cover C- Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking Tackling C- Kick Return B-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed A+ Stamina C+ Execution A- Agility B+
Strength B+ Health C+ Aggressiveness Hands A-
Jumping A-     Attitude Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB C- C B- DT SS K GUN
WR G DE FS C- P D- KR B-
HB/TB C+ T ILB CB LS KRB
FB TE B+ OLB H B+ HT B+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2026 EDM 16 0 5 3 60.0 37 12.3 15 12 4.0 0 2.3 3 60.0 0
2027 EDM 12 0 3 2 66.7 23 11.5 19 9 4.5 0 1.9 2 66.7 0
2028 EDM 8 0 5 3 60.0 45 15.0 19 24 8.0 0 5.6 3 60.0 0
2029 EDM 8 0 19 9 47.4 123 13.7 31 28 3.1 0 15.4 6 31.6 0
2030 EDM 16 0 7 3 42.9 49 16.3 25 16 5.3 1 3.1 2 28.6 0
2032 PRO 16 2 13 11 84.6 125 11.4 24 54 4.9 2 7.8 9 69.2 0
Total   76 2 52 31 59.6 402 13.0 31 143 4.6 3 5.3 25 48.1 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2034Draft Dodger has retired from the New England Red Soxx.
09-05-2033The New England Red Soxx have acquired Draft Dodger from the waiver wire.
08-29-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Draft Dodger.
05-01-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have placed Draft Dodger on the trade block.
09-26-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have changed Buckwheat Shortstack's name to Draft Dodger.
05-02-2032The Providence Devine have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved JJ Canasta to the inactive roster.
05-02-2032The Providence Devine have acquired Buckwheat Shortstack from the waiver wire.
08-25-2031The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Buckwheat Shortstack.
08-04-2031The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Derrell Cook, Tyrone Kraynak, Ben Carr, David McGee, Lee Galvin, and John Foster to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knucklehead Fred, Eric Bradley, Randy Moose, Billy Wing Tips Johnson, Bubby Blister, and Buckwheat Shortstack to the inactive roster.
11-26-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ken Crowe, Hands Espenson, and Buckwheat Shortstack to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brazillian Waxler and Eaton Crowe to the inactive roster.
10-08-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brazillian Waxler, Mike Wilging, and Chubby Johnson to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lewis Jarvis, Ken Crowe, and Buckwheat Shortstack to the inactive roster.
09-16-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
09-03-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mack Nuggets to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Hands Espenson, Josh Evers, Don Griese, Buckwheat Shortstack, Frank McFadden, Tony Hummon, and Mike Wilging to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Mack Nuggets, Billy Wing Tips Johnson, Pinky Tuscadero, Eaton Crowe, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
12-18-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Earl Slick to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the inactive roster.
12-18-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Buckwheat Shortstack on the trade block.
09-03-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the active roster.
08-14-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Buckwheat Shortstack to the inactive roster.
08-13-2028Buckwheat Shortstack of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 18 days.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Bobby Fletcher's name to Buckwheat Shortstack.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Just Touched, Earl Walker, Bobby Fletcher, Al Riehm, Kelley Holzer, and Eddie Harris to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bermuda Schwartz, Squeaky Wheeler, Brick Schmithaus, and Vaughn Domnanovich to the inactive roster.