Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#29|Holy Mackerels Cornerback
Retired (2036, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2036) Potential
Age 66 Born 07-04-2002 in New Orleans, LA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 15 (2024) Experience 7 Years (147 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 2024 Salary 745 ($46.301M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching B- Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc
Carrying B- Run Blocking C- Tackling B- Kick Return B-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution B- Agility B-
Strength Health D- Aggressiveness Hands C-
Jumping     Attitude Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT SS C+ K GUN C+
WR G D+ DE C- FS C+ P KR C+
HB/TB T D+ ILB CB LS KRB
FB C- TE C- OLB H HT C+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2028 PIT 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 PRO 1 1 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 10 10.0 10 0 0
2030 PRO 2 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 12 12.0 12 0 0
2031 PRO 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2033 PRO 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 0 2 17 8.5 11 0 0
2034 PRO 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2035 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   17 9 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 39 9.8 12 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2037Holy Mackerels has retired from football.
04-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Siamese Twinsplit to the active roster.
04-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
01-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-27-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
01-13-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-13-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
01-07-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-07-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
01-07-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
01-07-2036The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
12-30-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-30-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-23-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-23-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-16-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-16-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-09-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-09-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-02-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-02-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
11-25-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire.
10-08-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
10-08-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire.
10-01-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
09-30-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire.
09-30-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have automatically waived Holy Mackerels to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-24-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire.
09-17-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
09-17-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Holy Mackerels from the waiver wire.
09-10-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Holy Mackerels.
08-29-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Holy Mackerels to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Goodday Maine to the inactive roster.
01-31-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Bennie Vactor, Lyle Waggoner, Frank Hoptowit, Aphid Legs, Claude Crook, and Kimo Jackson to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Holy Mackerels, Jo Moma, Andy Taylor, Tom Brady, Vega Bond, and Sickle Cell to the inactive roster.
09-05-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Holy Mackerels and Buck King to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Blarny Stone, Bennie Vactor, and Hooked Trout to the inactive roster.
05-02-2032The Providence Devine have moved Blarny Stone to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Holy Mackerels and Buck King to the inactive roster.
12-01-2031The Providence Devine have moved Holy Mackerels and Jo Lotto to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Tin Man and Perry Mason to the inactive roster.
11-23-2031The Providence Devine have moved Tin Man to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Holy Mackerels to the inactive roster.
11-23-2031Holy Mackerels of the Providence Devine is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
10-19-2031The Providence Devine have moved Holy Mackerels and Dee Annabol to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Pea Pang and Hour Neighbor to the inactive roster.
09-21-2031The Providence Devine have moved Darin Spotnitz to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Holy Mackerels to the inactive roster.
09-21-2031Holy Mackerels of the Providence Devine is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 28 days.
08-25-2031The Providence Devine have changed Craig Smith's name to Holy Mackerels.
08-24-2031The Providence Devine have moved Craig Smith and Buck King to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Lorne Jones and Jerald Collins to the inactive roster.
04-27-2031The Providence Devine have moved Bo P, G G, Fuzzy Undercoat, G Whiz, Zazu Pitts, Charley Johnson, Glenn Fullington, Irv Anderson, Louie Kamana, Hood Wink, Harry Cookie, Ted Houston, Hands Espenson, and Apos Throphie to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Hum San, Dee Fatt, Craig Smith, JJ Canasta, Tazo Lee, Mike Palmer, Tin Man, Beef Pudding, Horace Hollomon, Daddy Itchol, Hour Neighbor, Buck King, and Wally Cox to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Providence Devine have moved Craig Smith, Buck King, and Barney Stone to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Bo P, P P, and Aul Pherson to the inactive roster.
08-12-2030The Providence Devine have moved Casey Beamer, P P, and Coco Zola to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Craig Smith, Buck King, and Barney Stone to the inactive roster.
08-27-2029The Providence Devine have moved Craig Smith and Minnie Pearl to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Curt Graham and Harry Fistula to the inactive roster.
08-27-2029Trade #92494 has been completed between the Providence Devine and the Pittsburgh Polecats. The Pittsburgh Polecats receive Harry Bradshaw (S), Deeph Heep (G) from the Providence Devine in exchange for Craig Smith (CB), Sam Jacke (LB).
10-09-2028The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Bud Russell, Jodie Polk, and Lee Giugliano to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Craig Smith, Erroll Prewitt, and George James to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Craig Smith, George Amstutz, and Dale McNeil to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Doug Chesser, Tom Taylor, and Nick Jones to the inactive roster.
10-25-2027The Pittsburgh Polecats have placed Craig Smith on the trade block.
12-07-2026The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Paul Bernhardt to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Craig Smith to the inactive roster.
11-16-2026The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Craig Smith to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Polecats have moved Paul Bernhardt to the inactive roster.
01-05-2026The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Sam Jacke to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Craig Smith to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Craig Smith and Nick Jones to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Kevin Plummer and Clyde Satenstein to the inactive roster.
12-02-2024The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Clyde Satenstein to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Craig Smith to the inactive roster.
11-18-2024The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Craig Smith and Nick Jones to the active roster. The Pittsburgh Piranhas have moved Clyde Satenstein and Tom Taylor to the inactive roster.