Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#73|Penny Pincher Defensive Tackle
Retired (2036, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2036) Potential C+
Age 67 Born 04-24-2002 in Charlotte, NC
Drafted Round 5, Pick 71 (2024) Experience 6 Years (108 Wks)
College State University of Ohio, 2024 Salary 620 ($41.326M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching D+ Pass Cover D+ Kick Power D+
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking C  Run Cover B- Kick Acc D 
Carrying D  Run Blocking C- Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina B- Execution C  Agility C+
Strength B+ Health C- Aggressiveness C+ Hands C 
Jumping D-     Attitude B  Break Tackle D 
ROLES
QB D  C C- DT B  SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR D+ G C  DE B- FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B- CB C- LS D  KRB D+
FB C- TE C- OLB B- H D  HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2024 GB 2 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2025 GB 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 GB 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 GB 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2028 GB 4 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2029 GB 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2031 PRO 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2032 PRO 4 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2033 PRO 4 2 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 2
2034 PRO 4 3 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2035 PRO 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   36 12 0 0 0 11.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 6

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2037Penny Pincher has retired from football.
08-13-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Penny Pincher.
04-29-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher, Red Bull, and Stump Flaherty to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved TyNee Dancer, Jo Lotto, and Andy Taylor to the inactive roster.
04-29-2035The Providence Punch-Drunk have acquired Penny Pincher from the waiver wire.
10-23-2034The Providence Punch-Drunk have waived Penny Pincher.
09-12-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have placed Penny Pincher on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
09-11-2033Penny Pincher of the Providence Punch-Drunk is injured with a neck nerve injury and is expected to be out for approximately 39 days.
09-05-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Buck King to the inactive roster.
09-05-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Otter BeGood to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
09-04-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Tommy Gun to the inactive roster.
09-04-2033The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Andy Taylor and Kreem Corn to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher and Wood Chucker to the inactive roster.
09-26-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Meta Mucil to the inactive roster.
09-06-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Pop Eye to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
09-06-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster.
09-05-2032The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Playin Possum to the active roster. The Providence Punch-Drunk have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
01-26-2032The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Oscar Price to the inactive roster.
12-01-2031The Providence Devine have moved Equal Justice to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
11-10-2031The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Jo Lotto to the inactive roster.
10-26-2031The Providence Devine have moved Dyke Van Dick to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
10-20-2031The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Perry Mason to the inactive roster.
10-19-2031The Providence Devine have moved Flint Rockstone to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Penny Pincher to the inactive roster.
09-15-2031The Providence Devine have changed Hal Branch's name to Penny Pincher.
09-15-2031The Providence Devine have removed Hal Branch from the trade block.
09-15-2031The Providence Devine have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved TyNee Dancer to the inactive roster.
09-08-2031The Providence Devine have moved Pea Pang to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
09-08-2031The Providence Devine have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Runn II Ketchup to the inactive roster.
09-01-2031The Providence Devine have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
08-18-2031The Providence Devine have placed Hal Branch on the trade block.
12-01-2030The Providence Devine have moved Pea Pang and Hal Branch to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved G G and Perry Mason to the inactive roster.
11-10-2030The Providence Devine have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
11-10-2030Hal Branch of the Providence Devine is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
09-09-2030The Providence Devine have acquired Hal Branch from the waiver wire.
09-02-2030The Green Bay Brawlers have waived Hal Branch.
08-13-2029The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Tom Knight and Glenn Brown to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch and Pete Puetz to the inactive roster.
01-08-2029The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Cap Sumpter to the inactive roster.
12-11-2028The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Greg Cooper to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
11-27-2028The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Greg Cooper to the inactive roster.
10-16-2028The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Elvis Rebowe and Greg Cooper to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Tony Philpott and Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Cap Sumpter to the inactive roster.
11-29-2027The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Montezuma Beatrix to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
11-30-2026The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch and Frank Hoptowit to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Montezuma Beatrix and O.Z. Osborne to the inactive roster.
09-07-2026The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Cap Sumpter to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch and Greg Cooper to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Cap Sumpter and Bill Malone to the inactive roster.
08-31-2025The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone and Cap Sumpter to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bob Oldham and Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
08-04-2025The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bob Oldham, Hal Branch, and Montezuma Beatrix to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone, George Steele, and Cap Sumpter to the inactive roster.
11-11-2024The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone and Tony Philpott to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch and Leo Dickey to the inactive roster.
10-27-2024The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone to the inactive roster.
09-02-2024The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Hal Branch to the inactive roster.
08-18-2024The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner and Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone and Zach Brown to the inactive roster.