Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#58|Dextor Perplextor Linebacker
Retired (2034, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2034) Potential
Age 67 Born 04-17-2001 in Battle Creek, MI
Drafted Round 3, Pick 41 (2023) Experience 8 Years (162 Wks)
College University of Seattle, 2023 Salary 745 ($46.301M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C+ Pass Cover Kick Power
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking D- Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying B- Run Blocking D+ Tackling Kick Return D-
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina D+ Execution B- Agility
Strength C+ Health Aggressiveness C+ Hands D+
Jumping B-     Attitude A- Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C DT C+ SS K GUN C+
WR C- G D+ DE FS C+ P KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB B- CB C+ LS D- KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B- H D- HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2023 EDM 3 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2024 EDM 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2025 EDM 3 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2028 EDM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 EDM 4 4 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2030 PRO 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2031 PRO 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2033 STL 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 0.0 0 0 0
Total   29 25 0 0 0 5.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 0 0.0 0 0 2

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2035Dextor Perplextor has retired from football.
09-05-2033The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Dextor Perplextor.
09-05-2033The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Earsatz Butler, Detron Manning, and Mike Johnson to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ollie Matthews, James Kern, and Dextor Perplextor to the inactive roster.
11-15-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Dextor Perplextor to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ed Gip to the inactive roster.
10-31-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Detron Manning to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Dextor Perplextor to the inactive roster.
10-31-2032Dextor Perplextor of the St. Louis Cardinals is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 12 days.
09-06-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Dextor Perplextor and Don Lio to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Ollie Matthews and Ed Gip to the inactive roster.
05-02-2032The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Dextor Perplextor from the waiver wire.
09-01-2031The Providence Devine have waived Dextor Perplextor.
09-01-2031The Providence Devine have acquired Dextor Perplextor from the waiver wire.
08-25-2031The Providence Devine have waived Dextor Perplextor.
08-25-2031The Providence Devine have acquired Dextor Perplextor from the waiver wire.
08-18-2031The Providence Devine have waived Dextor Perplextor.
08-11-2031The Providence Devine have moved Jerald Collins and James Ursella to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Bryan Kelcher and Dextor Perplextor to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Providence Devine have moved Dextor Perplextor to the active roster.
08-26-2030Trade #92645 has been completed between the Providence Devine and the Edmonton Frostbite. The Edmonton Frostbite receive Draft Pick - 2032 Round 3 (PRO) from the Providence Devine in exchange for Dextor Perplextor (LB).
08-05-2030The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lewis Jarvis, Frank Mays, Mark Neuman, Lawrence Bedner, Tom Allotey, and Joe Cooke to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor, Damien Walls, Aaron Onasida-Caushen, Hands Espenson, DeVille Maycare, Taco Grande, and Mike Hoffman to the inactive roster.
12-17-2028Dextor Perplextor of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days.
08-28-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor, Joe Palooka, Damien Walls, L'Vernon Surly, and Nasty Canasta to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Issiac Rison, Lee Dickson, Gary Mays, Steve Kiner, and Bobby Kreider to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Curtis Nelson, Steve Christensen, Issiac Rison, Steve Kiner, and Joe Dubenion to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Werlyn Dervish, Joe Palooka, Dextor Perplextor, Damien Walls, Dark Helmet, and Nasty Canasta to the inactive roster.
10-13-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor and Furious George to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Upton Wazoo and Pat Tommerson to the inactive roster.
08-24-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dark Helmet to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor to the inactive roster.
08-24-2025Dextor Perplextor of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a lower leg fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 51 days.
09-15-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Dextor Matich's name to Dextor Perplextor.
04-28-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Antwine, Dextor Matich, Gene Rayburn, Berry Lonpoo, Pinch Grabasski, Bjorn Free, Jerry Magee, Lonnie Reutershan, Bubby Blister, Ray Lewis, and Charlie Whalen to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Shaunard Stevens, Vaughn Domnanovich, Jim Green, Chris Gifford, Ruff Landon, Joey Bananas, Johnny Bravo, Lloyd Matte, Lancelot Link, and Squeaky Wheeler to the inactive roster.
11-20-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dark Helmet to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Matich to the inactive roster.
10-15-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Matich to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved DeVille Maycare and Dark Helmet to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Hemp Stoner, Jim Green, Dickie Wickett, Pete Owens, and Lloyd Matte to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Emmanuel Robinson, Dextor Matich, Gene Cofer, Jerry Magee, and Walter Gerardi to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Emmanuel Robinson, Dextor Matich, Antonio Gaines, Gene Cofer, Jerry Magee, and Walter Gerardi to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Leroy Turner, Hemp Stoner, Jim Green, Dickie Wickett, Pete Owens, and Lloyd Matte to the inactive roster.