Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#50|Joe Palooka Defensive Tackle
Retired (2031, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-11-2067) Potential B+
Age at Death 68 Born 02-26-2000 in Brooklyn, NY
Drafted Round 4, Pick 57 (2022) Experience 3 Years (80 Wks)
College New Jersey University Princeton, 2022 Salary 535 ($35.66M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching F  Pass Cover D- Kick Power F 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking D- Run Cover C  Kick Acc D-
Carrying D  Run Blocking D  Tackling B  Kick Return F 
        Pursuit D     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina D+ Execution A- Agility C+
Strength B  Health C  Aggressiveness C  Hands C-
Jumping D      Attitude D+ Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B  SS C- K F  GUN C 
WR D  G C- DE C+ FS D+ P F  KR D 
HB/TB D  T C- ILB C+ CB D+ LS D  KRB D+
FB D  TE D  OLB C+ H D+ HT C- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2022 GB 3 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 GB 4 0 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2024 GB 2 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2025 GB 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 EDM 3 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 EDM 4 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2028 EDM 1 0 0 0 0 1.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2029 EDM 3 0 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   24 4 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2032Joe Palooka has retired from football.
08-05-2030The Providence Devine have waived Joe Palooka.
01-27-2030The Providence Devine have acquired Joe Palooka from the waiver wire.
08-27-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Joe Palooka.
08-27-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tyrone Kraynak, Aaron Onasida-Caushen, and L'Vernon Surly to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joe Palooka, Mike Wilging, and Jim Denney to the inactive roster.
08-28-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dextor Perplextor, Joe Palooka, Damien Walls, L'Vernon Surly, and Nasty Canasta to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Issiac Rison, Lee Dickson, Gary Mays, Steve Kiner, and Bobby Kreider to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Curtis Nelson, Steve Christensen, Issiac Rison, Steve Kiner, and Joe Dubenion to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Werlyn Dervish, Joe Palooka, Dextor Perplextor, Damien Walls, Dark Helmet, and Nasty Canasta to the inactive roster.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Yurparade, Mark Neuman, Bob Haddix, Kenard Pruitt, Robert Robertson, Napoleon Dynamite, Joe Palooka, and Dobie Van Galder to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gorilla Monsoon, DeVille Maycare, Mike Hoffman, L'Vernon Surly, Damien Walls, and Dark Helmet to the inactive roster.
09-20-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Rayburn, L'Vernon Surly, and Earl Slick to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bermuda Schwartz, Joe Palooka, and Pinky Tuscadero to the inactive roster.
09-07-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Mel Hampton's name to Joe Palooka.
09-07-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mel Hampton and David McGee to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved L'Vernon Surly to the inactive roster.
08-31-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Professor Toru Tanaka to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Mel Hampton to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Rayna Rice, Upton Wazoo, Bob Haddix, Marvin Weller, Dee Flatt, and Mel Hampton to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, O.Z. Osborne, Professor Toru Tanaka, Dark Helmet, and Burnell Bird to the inactive roster.
05-03-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Mel Hampton from the waiver wire.
09-28-2025The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Mel Hampton.
09-28-2025The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Mike Skinner's name to Mel Hampton.
09-28-2025The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Mike Skinner from the waiver wire.
08-31-2025The Green Bay Brawlers have waived Mike Skinner.
08-31-2025The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the inactive roster.
08-18-2024The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner and Hal Branch to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone and Zach Brown to the inactive roster.
09-25-2023The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mel Reed to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the inactive roster.
09-18-2023The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mel Reed to the inactive roster.
09-04-2023The Green Bay Brawlers have moved George Steele to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the inactive roster.
12-12-2022The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Walt Curtis, Mike Skinner, and Russell Casey to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Gloria Swanson, George Steele, and Essex Holloway to the inactive roster.
09-05-2022The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the inactive roster.
08-15-2022The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Mike Skinner to the active roster. The Green Bay Brawlers have moved Bill Malone to the inactive roster.