Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2032 | Wilma Falkerson has retired from football. |
| 08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. |
| 08-25-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Wilma Falkerson. |
| 04-27-2031 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Don Diehl, Nick Tate, Bafoon Baboon, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Danger Dude, Fun Gus Amongus, Wilma Falkerson, and Ian T. Sumpin to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Owen Bailey, Preston Nales, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Brock Kolley, Morrell Higene, Don B Fuelish, and Hi Impact Koegel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the inactive roster. |
| 08-27-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Vroom Broom to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, I. Juan Atellia, Preston Nales, Hi Gain Muzak, Jerry Hill, and Terry Ley to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
| 05-01-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Prune Tang, Wilma Falkerson, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lennie "I will call him" George, Musan Skwerl, Lionel Twain, Micah Wish, Hannibal Lexus, Twinkletoes, Kris Krinkle, and Pispore Altitude to the inactive roster. |
| 11-14-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Jack Clark to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wilma Falkerson to the inactive roster. |
| 11-08-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wilma Falkerson and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch and Jack Clark to the inactive roster. |
| 08-30-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster. |
| 08-30-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Vic Casner's name to Wilma Falkerson. |
| 08-09-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster. |
Wide Receiver