| BIOGRAPHICAL DATA |
| Total Rating |
B-
|
Conditioning |
95% |
| Status |
Deceased (03-24-2067) |
Potential |
D |
| Age at Death |
69
|
Born |
10-16-1997 in Lincoln Park, NJ |
| Drafted |
Round 4, Pick 61 (2019) |
Experience |
7 Years (142 Wks) |
| College |
California Multitechnic University, 2020 |
Salary |
745 ($49.658M/2069 $) |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
SPEC TEAMS |
| Throw Power |
C- |
Catching |
A- |
Pass Cover |
C- |
Kick Power |
D+ |
| Throw Acc |
C- |
Pass Blocking |
B- |
Run Cover |
D+ |
Kick Acc |
C- |
| Carrying |
B- |
Run Blocking |
B |
Tackling |
D |
Kick Return |
B- |
| |
|
|
|
Pursuit |
C- |
|
|
| PHYSICAL |
MENTAL |
DEXTERITY |
| Speed |
C |
Stamina |
C+ |
Execution |
D |
Agility |
B- |
| Strength |
C+ |
Health |
D- |
Aggressiveness |
D+ |
Hands |
C+ |
| Jumping |
B- |
|
|
Attitude |
D+ |
Break Tackle |
C+ |
| ROLES |
| QB |
D+ |
C |
C- |
DT |
D+ |
SS |
D+ |
K |
F |
GUN |
C+ |
| WR |
C+ |
G |
C |
DE |
D+ |
FS |
D+ |
P |
F |
KR |
C |
| HB/TB |
C |
T |
C+ |
ILB |
D+ |
CB |
C- |
LS |
D+ |
KRB |
C+ |
| FB |
C+ |
TE |
B- |
OLB |
D+ |
H |
D |
HT |
B- |
KOS |
D- |
|
| Year |
Team |
G |
GS |
TARG |
REC |
PCT |
YDS |
AVG |
LNG |
YAC |
YACA |
TD |
YDS/G |
1ST |
1ST% |
DP |
| 2019 |
MEM |
3 |
0 |
4 |
3 |
75.0 |
23 |
7.7 |
10 |
1 |
0.3 |
0 |
7.7 |
2 |
50.0 |
0 |
| 2020 |
NE |
4 |
2 |
13 |
7 |
53.8 |
49 |
7.0 |
10 |
2 |
0.3 |
0 |
12.2 |
4 |
30.8 |
0 |
| 2021 |
NE |
4 |
3 |
14 |
7 |
50.0 |
45 |
6.4 |
10 |
1 |
0.1 |
1 |
11.2 |
2 |
14.3 |
0 |
| 2022 |
NE |
4 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
| 2023 |
NE |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
| 2024 |
NE |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
| 2025 |
NE |
4 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0.0 |
0 |
| 2026 |
NE |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
-- |
0 |
| Total |
|
28 |
5 |
34 |
17 |
50.0 |
117 |
6.9 |
10 |
4 |
0.2 |
1 |
4.2 |
8 |
23.5 |
0 |
Career Transactions
| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2031 | Borborygmus has retired from football. |
| 08-16-2026 | The New England Red Soxx have waived Borborygmus. |
| 09-02-2019 | The New England Red Soxx have moved Borborygmus to the active roster. The New England Red Soxx have moved Bob Howard to the inactive roster. |
| 09-02-2019 | The New England Red Soxx have acquired Borborygmus from the waiver wire. |
| 08-25-2019 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Borborygmus. |
| 08-25-2019 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2019 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2019 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Pat Arbuckle's name to Borborygmus. |
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