Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#85|Borborygmus Tight End
Retired (2030, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (03-24-2067) Potential
Age at Death 69 Born 10-16-1997 in Lincoln Park, NJ
Drafted Round 4, Pick 61 (2019) Experience 7 Years (142 Wks)
College California Multitechnic University, 2020 Salary 745 ($46.301M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power C- Catching A- Pass Cover C- Kick Power D+
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking B- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc C-
Carrying B- Run Blocking Tackling Kick Return B-
        Pursuit C-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina C+ Execution Agility B-
Strength C+ Health D- Aggressiveness D+ Hands C+
Jumping B-     Attitude D+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C C- DT D+ SS D+ K GUN C+
WR C+ G DE D+ FS D+ P KR
HB/TB T C+ ILB D+ CB C- LS D+ KRB C+
FB C+ TE B- OLB D+ H HT B- KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2019Game 12.2 64.7          5.1
2020Game 12.0 117.6          7.0
2021Game 5.7 409.7          1.9
2022Game 13.8 90.2          7.1
2023Game 3.1 43.7          7.8
2024Game 10.2 21.0          6.9
2025Game 2.1 54.9 0.81.3       7.3
2026Game   1.2           
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031Borborygmus has retired from football.
08-16-2026The New England Red Soxx have waived Borborygmus.
09-02-2019The New England Red Soxx have moved Borborygmus to the active roster. The New England Red Soxx have moved Bob Howard to the inactive roster.
09-02-2019The New England Red Soxx have acquired Borborygmus from the waiver wire.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Borborygmus.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Pat Arbuckle's name to Borborygmus.