Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#91|Fuzzy Schwartzman Defensive End
Retired (2030, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (08-16-2067) Potential C+
Age at Death 69 Born 04-11-1998 in Shawnee, OK
Drafted Undrafted
(2020)
Experience 5 Years (97 Wks)
College Syracuse College, 2020 Salary 620 ($38.532M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C- Pass Cover C- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc Pass Blocking Run Cover B- Kick Acc C-
Carrying Run Blocking D+ Tackling Kick Return D-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina B- Execution Agility B+
Strength B- Health C- Aggressiveness B- Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude B- Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D+ C C- DT C+ SS C+ K GUN C+
WR C- G C- DE B- FS C+ P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T C- ILB C+ CB LS D+ KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB B- H C- HT KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2021Game       7.2123.53.3     
2022Game       4.799.31.3     
2023Game        157.24.4     
2024Game       4.2208.70.3     
2025Game       0.147.80.5     
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031Fuzzy Schwartzman has retired from football.
01-05-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick Nichols to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hal Nice to the inactive roster.
01-05-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Fuzzy Schwartzman.
12-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster.
12-07-2025Fuzzy Schwartzman of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee derangement and is expected to be out for approximately 29 days.
11-17-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman and Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez and Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
09-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman to the inactive roster.
09-14-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Bull Harness to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Little Dabney Duya, Action Jackson, and Shomey DeMonet to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, Codpiece Reese, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman and Action Jackson to the active roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
08-24-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Wally Bohovich's name to Fuzzy Schwartzman.
08-17-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Wally Bohovich from the waiver wire.