Curly Lambeau Football League
08-17-2036
#82|Pinky Tuscadero Wide Receiver
Providence Punch-Drunk (2029, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B+  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Retired (2029) Potential C-
Age 40 Born 07-17-1996 in Houston, TX
Drafted Round 2, Pick 24 (2017) Experience 12 Years (228 Wks)
College Technical College of Texas, 2018 Salary 845 ($5.592M/2036 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching A+ Pass Cover Kick Power D+
Throw Acc Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D+ Kick Acc D+
Carrying C+ Run Blocking C- Tackling Kick Return C+
        Pursuit C+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed Stamina Execution Agility A-
Strength Health A- Aggressiveness B- Hands C+
Jumping B+     Attitude B- Break Tackle B+
ROLES
QB D+ C DT C- SS K GUN
WR B+ G D+ DE C- FS C+ P D- KR B-
HB/TB C+ T C- ILB C- CB C+ LS KRB
FB TE C+ OLB H D+ HT B+ KOS D-
Year Team G GS TARG REC PCT YDS AVG LNG YAC YACA TD YDS/G 1ST 1ST% DP
2017 NJ 1 0 7 6 85.7 78 13.0 26 34 5.7 1 78.0 3 42.9 0
2018 NJ 4 0 12 2 16.7 26 13.0 20 17 8.5 0 6.5 1 8.3 1
2019 NJ 4 0 14 4 28.6 34 8.5 19 14 3.5 0 8.5 3 21.4 0
2020 NJ 4 1 8 3 37.5 41 13.7 25 2 0.7 0 10.2 2 25.0 0
2021 NJ 1 1 5 1 20.0 10 10.0 10 2 2.0 0 10.0 1 20.0 0
2024 EDM,NJ 4 4 22 13 59.1 121 9.3 31 16 1.2 0 30.2 7 31.8 2
2025 EDM 4 4 19 11 57.9 132 12.0 33 47 4.3 0 33.0 6 31.6 1
2026 EDM 4 4 30 15 50.0 250 16.7 28 126 8.4 1 62.5 12 40.0 0
2027 EDM 1 1 3 1 33.3 10 10.0 10 1 1.0 0 10.0 0 0.0 1
2028 EDM 1 1 3 3 100.0 35 11.7 18 0 0.0 1 35.0 1 33.3 0
Total   28 16 123 59 48.0 737 12.5 33 259 4.4 3 26.3 36 29.3 5

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2030Pinky Tuscadero has retired from the Providence Devine.
01-28-2030The Providence Devine have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
01-13-2030The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
01-13-2030The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
12-31-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
12-31-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
12-23-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Pinky Tuscadero to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-17-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-17-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
12-17-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
11-04-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Pinky Tuscadero to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-22-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
10-22-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
10-22-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
10-21-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Pinky Tuscadero to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-15-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
10-15-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
10-15-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
10-14-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have automatically waived Pinky Tuscadero to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
10-08-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
10-08-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
10-08-2029The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Pinky Tuscadero from the waiver wire.
08-27-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Pinky Tuscadero.
08-06-2029The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Hands Espenson, Josh Evers, Don Griese, Buckwheat Shortstack, Frank McFadden, Tony Hummon, and Mike Wilging to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Mack Nuggets, Billy Wing Tips Johnson, Pinky Tuscadero, Eaton Crowe, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
08-28-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Yukon Cornelius, Pinky Tuscadero, Knucklehead Fred, Mike Sandeman, Eaton Crowe, and Mighty Joe Young to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tomale Pasquale, Curtis Nelson, Josh Evers, Earl Slick, Chuck Himes, and Mike Wilging to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Himes, Josh Evers, Tomale Pasquale, Mike Wilging, Gary Fuqua, and Art Major to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Knucklehead Fred, Gorilla Monsoon, Bubby Blister, Mighty Joe Young, L'Vernon Surly, Pinky Tuscadero, Eaton Crowe, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
12-27-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Damien Walls, Brazillian Waxler, Yukon Cornelius, Pinky Tuscadero, Knucklehead Fred, Trick Dickle, James Benkert, and Eaton Crowe to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tomale Pasquale, Steve Christensen, Eddie Harris, Curtis Nelson, Leshun Turner, Josh Evers, Chuck Himes, and Mike Wilging to the inactive roster.
12-20-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tomale Pasquale, Leshun Turner, Josh Evers, and Chuck Himes to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Yukon Cornelius, Pinky Tuscadero, and Eaton Crowe to the inactive roster.
12-13-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Eaton Crowe, Gorilla Monsoon, Eddie Harris, and Pinky Tuscadero to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Leshun Turner, Josh Evers, and James Benkert to the inactive roster.
12-13-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dobie Gillis, Josh Evers, and Mark Neuman to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Eaton Crowe, Gorilla Monsoon, Damien Walls, and Pinky Tuscadero to the inactive roster.
08-29-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Brazillian Waxler, Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Werlyn Dervish, Yukon Cornelius, Mighty Joe Young, and Pinky Tuscadero to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tomale Pasquale, Mike Wilging, Eddie Harris, Wink Martindale, Josh Evers, Chuck Himes, and Greg Donnell to the inactive roster.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Himes, Josh Evers, Earl Slick, Homer Fogbottom, Greg Donnell, Tomale Pasquale, Mike Wilging, and Willie Panfil to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Bermuda Schwartz, Werlyn Dervish, Squeaky Wheeler, Mighty Joe Young, Pinky Tuscadero, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
10-04-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bermuda Schwartz and Pinky Tuscadero to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Homer Fogbottom and Earl Slick to the inactive roster.
09-20-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Rayburn, L'Vernon Surly, and Earl Slick to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bermuda Schwartz, Joe Palooka, and Pinky Tuscadero to the inactive roster.
09-20-2026Pinky Tuscadero of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days.
09-13-2026Pinky Tuscadero of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
09-22-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Fred X. Press's name to Pinky Tuscadero.
09-21-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Scott Cain's name to Fred X. Press.
08-11-2024Trade #91427 has been completed between the New Jersey Jokers and the Edmonton Frostbite. The Edmonton Frostbite receive Scott Cain (WR), Tommy Duncan (S) from the New Jersey Jokers in exchange for Slappy Wisenhiemer (QB).
09-04-2023The New Jersey Jokers have moved Randy Roberts, Josh Carson, Ron Moorman, Antwaune Norton, Steve Forte, Mark Edwards, Scott Cain, Jeremy Sehorn, and John Allen to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Don Morris, Bourbon Neal, Alan Reid, Frank Sheffield, Bill Powers, Fred Kimmel, Lonnie Reutershan, Reggie Belton, and Buddy Duncan to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The New Jersey Jokers have moved Mike Heard, Reggie Belton, Fred Randels, and Ricky Cahill to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Randy Roberts, Josh Carson, Antwaune Norton, Steve Forte, Mark Edwards, and Scott Cain to the inactive roster.
09-05-2022The New Jersey Jokers have moved Mike Mathias, Jeremy Sehorn, Josh Carson, Scott Cain, Buddy Duncan, and Ron Moorman to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Po James, Fred Kimmel, Dick Lewis, Gillis Johnson, Tawambi Cofield, Mike Heard, and Lonnie Reutershan to the inactive roster.
08-08-2022The New Jersey Jokers have moved Bourbon Neal, Lonnie Reutershan, Fred Kimmel, Tom Jackson, and Steve Taylor to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Chester Marcol, Scott Cain, Fritz Ducat, John Allen, and Jeremy Sehorn to the inactive roster.
09-05-2021The New Jersey Jokers have moved John Allen, Steve Forte, Jeremy Sehorn, Scott Cain, Antwaune Norton, Randy Roberts, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved John Maloney, Dowe Rawlings, Ray Harmon, Fred Kimmel, George Santone, Aubrey Rogers, and Lonnie Reutershan to the inactive roster.
08-16-2021The New Jersey Jokers have moved John Maloney, Hunter Mahrt, Don Morris, Earsell Reynolds, Ike Houston, Dowe Rawlings, Jamal Caterbone, Fred Kimmel, Rodney Ellis, Frank Sheffield, and Lonnie Reutershan to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved John Allen, Steve Forte, Jim Foote, Herb Spikes, Jeremy Sehorn, Scott Cain, Tom Borresen, Antwaune Norton, Randy Roberts, Edwin Ross, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-07-2017The New Jersey Jokers have moved Scott Cain to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Eldon Bawel to the inactive roster.