Curly Lambeau Football League
09-09-2069
#98|Stu Meat Defensive Tackle
St. Louis Cardinals (2027, Age 32)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (08-12-2066) Potential C+
Age at Death 70 Born 11-09-1995 in Houston, TX
Drafted Round 4, Pick 54 (2018) Experience 7 Years (149 Wks)
College College of South Carolina, 2018 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching C- Pass Cover D+ Kick Power
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking C- Run Cover B+ Kick Acc D+
Carrying C- Run Blocking B- Tackling B- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C+ Stamina Execution Agility
Strength Health Aggressiveness Hands B-
Jumping B-     Attitude B+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB D+ C DT SS C+ K GUN C+
WR C- G C+ DE B- FS P D- KR C-
HB/TB C- T C+ ILB B- CB LS D+ KRB
FB TE OLB B- H C- HT C+ KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2018Game       71.9       
2019Game       284.2       
2020Game       228.7       
2021Game       258.4       
2022Game       298.8       
2023Game       273.8       
2024Game 0.2     174.2       
2025Game       68.3       
2027Game       55.73.2      
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Stu Meat has retired from the St. Louis Cardinals.
12-13-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Stu Meat from the waiver wire.
09-13-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have waived Stu Meat.
09-06-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Tom Lewis and David Ethridge to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved John DeLuca, Than Glosson, and Stu Meat to the inactive roster.
05-02-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Stu Meat to the active roster. The St. Louis Cardinals have moved Rich Harris to the inactive roster.
05-02-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Stu Meat from the waiver wire.
10-05-2026The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Stu Meat.
10-05-2026The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Stu Meat from the waiver wire.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Stu Meat.
10-26-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Major Lee Pistov to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stu Meat to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Burnell Bird, and Stu Meat to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Kelley Holzer, and Harry Scarry to the inactive roster.
04-27-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Gene Rayburn, Eddie Harris, Kevin Shade, Walter Gerardi, Major Lee Pistov, and Charles May to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jim Green, Dark Helmet, Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, Grimace, Lancelot Link, Stu Meat, Squeaky Wheeler, Burnell Bird, Hugh Mungus, and Professor Toru Tanaka to the inactive roster.
04-28-2019The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Potato Gun Johnson, Knucklehead Fred, Furious George, Stu Meat, Dave Berger, Billy Martin, and Tripp Turftoe to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dog Will Hunt, Jungle Jim Harris, Garin Spencer, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Dagg Nabitt, Forrest Grump, and Art Hansen to the inactive roster.
09-24-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tracy Burman to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stu Meat to the inactive roster.
09-02-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Stu Meat to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Tracy Burman to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Penny Larceny, Hemp Stoner, Ken Duff, Forrest Grump, Fernando El Kabong, Rex Wrecker, and Dog Will Hunt to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Goon Rooney, Furious George, Stan Newman, Stu Meat, and Palmer Gaines to the inactive roster.
08-19-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Charles Mellekas's name to Stu Meat.
08-06-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gil Belcher, Vince Vessels, Charles Cockrell, Frank Ross, and Charles Mellekas to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ken Duff, Fernando El Kabong, Swede Jorgensmenge, Herschel Highway, and Dog Will Hunt to the inactive roster.