Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#48|JitterJuice Jonson Cornerback
Retired (2030, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (01-21-2066) Potential D+
Age at Death 69 Born 04-25-1996 in Washington, DC
Drafted Round 2, Pick 32 (2017) Experience 13 Years (240 Wks)
College State University of Wichita, 2018 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C+ Pass Cover B  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking F  Run Cover D  Kick Acc D 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D+ Tackling B  Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina C+ Execution B+ Agility B 
Strength C  Health D- Aggressiveness C  Hands C+
Jumping C      Attitude D+ Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C  SS C+ K F  GUN C+
WR C  G D+ DE C  FS C+ P D- KR C+
HB/TB C  T C- ILB C  CB B  LS D  KRB C 
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H C- HT B- KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2017 MEM 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2018 MEM 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2019 MEM 4 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2020 MEM 4 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
2021 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2022 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 8 8.0 8 0 0
2024 MEM 2 2 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 9 9.0 9 0 0
2025 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 MEM 4 4 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2028 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2029 MEM 1 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 1 1 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   39 33 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 7 4 3 30 10.0 13 0 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031JitterJuice Jonson has retired from football.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Nono Lett, Wachu Meenman, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived JitterJuice Jonson.
08-05-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nono Lett, Scott Wells, Elixir Tows, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, Earsatz Butler, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
12-03-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster.
10-14-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio and Bafoon Baboon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-27-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, B. B. Gottabuboo, Harrow d'Dogg, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Johnny Deal, Lewis Stule, and Dwight Medved to the inactive roster.
08-06-2029The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
08-28-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Repo Mann, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Mister Greengenes, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
08-07-2028The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
10-17-2027JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
08-31-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Morrell Highground, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Undercoat, Torkin Dworkin, Passion Pinkston, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Joaquin Hollas, Torkin Dworkin, and Bill Campbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Morrell Highground, Gud Ancer, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
12-29-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
12-22-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster.
12-07-2025JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days.
08-26-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Bull Harness, Morrell Highground, Critter Gitter, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Underbunny, Repo Mann, Sucha "Howdy Measuret" Mann, Backfield Spectre, Neville Guano-Dudat, and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
08-12-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-11-2024JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days.
11-20-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
10-29-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
10-15-2023JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder joint injury and is expected to be out for approximately 37 days.
09-12-2021JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
10-22-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fearsome Lil Climer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
10-21-2018JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
10-08-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Terry Carter's name to JitterJuice Jonson.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.