Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.
Date | Transaction |
02-28-2031 | JitterJuice Jonson has retired from football. |
08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, and Earsatz Butler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Nono Lett, Wachu Meenman, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster. |
08-26-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived JitterJuice Jonson. |
08-05-2030 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nono Lett, Scott Wells, Elixir Tows, Hogshead Hamer, and Lewis Stule to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, Earsatz Butler, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
12-03-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Elixir Tows to the inactive roster. |
10-14-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cornjulio and Bafoon Baboon to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
08-27-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cho Bidnez, Little Dabney Duya, Gary Fencik, Thin Hope, B. B. Gottabuboo, Harrow d'Dogg, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Johnny Deal, Lewis Stule, and Dwight Medved to the inactive roster. |
08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Repo Mann, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Mister Greengenes, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster. |
08-07-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Bienemann, Cleveland Beckman, Johnny Deal, Torkin Dworkin, and Roy Jones to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Backfield Spectre, Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
10-17-2027 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days. |
08-31-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Morrell Highground, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Undercoat, Torkin Dworkin, Passion Pinkston, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster. |
08-10-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Joaquin Hollas, Torkin Dworkin, and Bill Campbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Morrell Highground, Gud Ancer, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
12-29-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster. |
12-22-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Bull Harness, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Schwartzman, JitterJuice Jonson, and Harry Astle to the inactive roster. |
12-07-2025 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days. |
08-26-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Bull Harness, Morrell Highground, Critter Gitter, Gud Ancer, and Shrivlynn Krotchrot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Underbunny, Repo Mann, Sucha "Howdy Measuret" Mann, Backfield Spectre, Neville Guano-Dudat, and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster. |
08-12-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
08-11-2024 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 19 days. |
11-20-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster. |
10-29-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
10-15-2023 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder joint injury and is expected to be out for approximately 37 days. |
09-12-2021 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days. |
08-05-2019 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster. |
10-22-2018 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fearsome Lil Climer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
10-21-2018 | JitterJuice Jonson of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days. |
10-08-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
08-28-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Terry Carter's name to JitterJuice Jonson. |
08-14-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster. |