Curly Lambeau Football League
09-16-2069
#50|Joey Bananas Linebacker
Retired (2027, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (11-26-2059) Potential B 
Age at Death 65 Born 11-01-1994 in Los Angeles, CA
Drafted Round 4, Pick 62 (2017) Experience 9 Years (184 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2017 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C+ Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking C- Run Cover B- Kick Acc D-
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution C  Agility B-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness C+ Hands C 
Jumping C-     Attitude B  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB C- TE C- OLB B  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2013 College 57 0/1 0/5 1/1 1/2             1/5 1/6 0/11         2/2 1/15 0/3   1/4 0/2   8/57
2014 College 46 0/1 0/5 0/1 0/5             3/10 0/2 1/3         0/1 0/9 0/1   2/6 1/2   7/46
2015 College 27   0/1 1/1 0/3             2/5 1/1 1/3           1/7 1/2   0/3 0/1   7/27
2016 College 65 0/1 2/2 1/1 2/6             5/8 3/8 1/11           6/12 0/4   3/10 0/2   23/65
2017 Position 36   0/1   0/4             0/8 0/3 1/6           2/12     1/2     4/36
2017 Drills 24   5/9                     2/3         -4/0 7/12           10/24
2018 Position 30   0/2   0/1             0/2 1/2 2/7           4/13     0/3     7/30
2018 Drills 24   6/8                     6/8         -5/0 5/8           12/24
2019 Position 31   0/2   0/3             0/4 0/1 1/8           0/7     0/6     1/31
2019 Drills 23   4/9                     3/7         -3/0 2/7           6/23
2019 Declines 0       -1/0                                         -1/0
2020 Position 26       3/4             1/5 0/3 0/6           1/6     0/2     5/26
2020 Drills 22                                     -1/1 1/6   0/7   0/8 0/22
2021 Position 34   0/3   0/1             1/5 0/3 0/6           1/15     0/1     2/34
2021 Drills 23                                       1/10   0/9   0/4 1/23
2021 Declines 0                 -1/0                               -1/0
2022 Position 54   0/3   2/8             0/10 0/4 0/7           0/15     0/7     2/54
2022 Drills 24                                     -1/0 1/4   0/8   1/12 1/24
2022 Declines 0                   -1/0     -1/0                 -1/0   -1/0 -4/0
2023 Position 59       0/9             1/9 0/6 0/12           0/17     0/6     1/59
2023 Drills 23   1/7                     0/7         -1/0 0/3 0/2   0/2   0/2 0/23
2023 Declines 0 -1/0 -1/0         -1/0   -1/0       -1/0       -2/0 -1/0         -1/0 -2/0 -11/0
2024 Position 26       1/1             0/4 0/5 0/6           0/7     0/3     1/26
2024 Drills 19   0/8                     0/5           0/6           0/19
2024 Declines 0 -3/0 -1/0   -3/0     -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -3/0 -2/0       -5/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -37/0
2025 Position 38   0/2   0/2             1/6 0/7 0/15           0/2     0/4     1/38
2025 Drills 23 0/3 1/4 0/1                   0/2         0/1 0/1 1/3   0/2 0/6   2/23
2025 Declines 0 -6/0 -6/0   -2/0   -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -1/0 -4/0 -2/0 -3/0   -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -2/0 -5/0 -4/0 -1/0 -3/0 -61/0
2026 Position 37   0/2   0/6             1/8 0/6 0/11           0/1     0/3     1/37
2026 Drills 24 0/4 0/4 0/3 0/2                 0/3         0/1 0/1 1/3   0/2 0/1   1/24
2026 Declines 0 -10/0 -6/0   -1/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -4/0 -5/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0   -7/0 -2/0 -5/0 -5/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -79/0
2027 Position 23       0/2             0/6 0/1 0/4           0/9     0/1     0/23
2027 Drills 23 0/2 0/1 1/1 0/2                 0/2         0/1 0/2 0/3   1/4 0/5   2/23
2027 Declines 0 -19/0 -6/0   -3/0 -3/0 -4/0 -3/0 -4/0 -9/0 -4/0 -6/0 -5/0 -6/0 -2/0 -6/0 -1/0 -4/0 -7/0 -4/0 -6/0 -6/0 -7/0 -5/0 -4/0 -124/0
Total -39/12 -1/78 4/9 -1/61 -6/0 -8/0 -10/0 -10/0 -17/0 -10/0 1/95 -7/58 2/153 -7/0 -12/0 -5/0 -8/0 -34/6 17/188 -9/41 -19/0 -7/95 -12/19 -15/26 -213/841

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Joey Bananas has retired from football.
10-03-2027The Tennessee Tuxedos have automatically waived Joey Bananas to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-27-2027The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Rooster Tail to the active roster. The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Clint Sherk to the inactive roster.
08-11-2025The Tennessee Tuxedos have acquired Joey Bananas from the waiver wire.
01-27-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Joey Bananas.
10-14-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Punky Brewster to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
10-13-2024Joey Bananas of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a rib fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 28 days.
09-02-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster.
08-11-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Joey Bananas on the trade block.
04-28-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Antwine, Dextor Matich, Gene Rayburn, Berry Lonpoo, Pinch Grabasski, Bjorn Free, Jerry Magee, Lonnie Reutershan, Bubby Blister, Ray Lewis, and Charlie Whalen to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Shaunard Stevens, Vaughn Domnanovich, Jim Green, Chris Gifford, Ruff Landon, Joey Bananas, Johnny Bravo, Lloyd Matte, Lancelot Link, and Squeaky Wheeler to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bob "n Weave" Futrell, Frank Zappa, Joey Bananas, Steve Fisher, Lloyd Matte, Billy Martin, Squeaky Wheeler, Gary Indiana, and Palmer Gaines to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Penny Larceny, Ralph Johnson, Jesse Spani, Charlie Simpson, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Dagg Nabitt, Corona Varus, and Jungle Jim Harris to the inactive roster.
09-17-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John McCall to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
09-04-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Joey Bananas's name to Joey Bananas.
09-04-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Guil Garlick's name to Joey Bananas.
08-07-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Guil Garlick, Joe Knoff, Glenn Burks, Lloyd Matte, Billy Martin, Tony Allen, and Randy Jiles to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ralph Johnson, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Robb Greenfield, Saul Goodman, Herschel Highway, and Kirwood Derby to the inactive roster.