Curly Lambeau Football League
04-28-2069
#50|Joey Bananas Linebacker
Retired (2027, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (11-26-2059) Potential B 
Age at Death 65 Born 11-01-1994 in Los Angeles, CA
Drafted Round 4, Pick 62 (2017) Experience 9 Years (184 Wks)
College Merrimack University, 2017 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C+ Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D  Pass Blocking C- Run Cover B- Kick Acc D-
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return D-
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution C  Agility B-
Strength B+ Health D+ Aggressiveness C+ Hands C 
Jumping C-     Attitude B  Break Tackle D-
ROLES
QB D  C D+ DT B- SS C+ K F  GUN C 
WR D+ G C- DE C+ FS C  P F  KR D+
HB/TB D+ T C- ILB B  CB C  LS D  KRB D+
FB C- TE C- OLB B  H D  HT C  KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2017 EDM 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2018 EDM 12 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2019 EDM 15 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2020 EDM 5 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2021 EDM 15 3 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2022 EDM 16 14 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 EDM 16 16 0 0 0 3.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 10 10.0 10 0 2
2024 EDM 6 6 0 0 0 2.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 1
2025 TEN 16 6 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2026 TEN 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2027 TEN 1 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   120 45 0 0 0 8.0 0 0.0 1 0 1 10 10.0 10 0 4

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Joey Bananas has retired from football.
10-03-2027The Tennessee Tuxedos have automatically waived Joey Bananas to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-27-2027The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Rooster Tail to the active roster. The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
09-01-2025The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster. The Tennessee Tuxedos have moved Clint Sherk to the inactive roster.
08-11-2025The Tennessee Tuxedos have acquired Joey Bananas from the waiver wire.
01-27-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Joey Bananas.
10-14-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Punky Brewster to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
10-13-2024Joey Bananas of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a rib fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 28 days.
09-02-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the active roster.
08-11-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Joey Bananas on the trade block.
04-28-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John Antwine, Dextor Matich, Gene Rayburn, Berry Lonpoo, Pinch Grabasski, Bjorn Free, Jerry Magee, Lonnie Reutershan, Bubby Blister, Ray Lewis, and Charlie Whalen to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Shaunard Stevens, Vaughn Domnanovich, Jim Green, Chris Gifford, Ruff Landon, Joey Bananas, Johnny Bravo, Lloyd Matte, Lancelot Link, and Squeaky Wheeler to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bob "n Weave" Futrell, Frank Zappa, Joey Bananas, Steve Fisher, Lloyd Matte, Billy Martin, Squeaky Wheeler, Gary Indiana, and Palmer Gaines to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Penny Larceny, Ralph Johnson, Jesse Spani, Charlie Simpson, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Dagg Nabitt, Corona Varus, and Jungle Jim Harris to the inactive roster.
09-17-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved John McCall to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Joey Bananas to the inactive roster.
09-04-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Joey Bananas's name to Joey Bananas.
09-04-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Guil Garlick's name to Joey Bananas.
08-07-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Guil Garlick, Joe Knoff, Glenn Burks, Lloyd Matte, Billy Martin, Tony Allen, and Randy Jiles to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ralph Johnson, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Robb Greenfield, Saul Goodman, Herschel Highway, and Kirwood Derby to the inactive roster.