Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#74|Grimace Tackle
Retired (2029, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-16-2058) Potential B 
Age at Death 63 Born 05-29-1995 in Lafayette, LA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 32 (2016) Experience 11 Years (219 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 2017 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching F  Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B- Run Cover C- Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking B  Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility C+
Strength B+ Health F  Aggressiveness C+ Hands C-
Jumping C      Attitude B+ Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB D  C C  DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C-
WR D+ G C+ DE C- FS D+ P F  KR D 
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB C  CB D+ LS D+ KRB C 
FB C  TE C  OLB C  H D- HT D+ KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2016 EDM 3 3 0 94% 0 0 0 48:15
2017 EDM 4 4 0 93% 0 0 0 61:19
2018 EDM 4 4 3 94% 0 4 25 55:49
2019 EDM 4 4 4 93% 0 1 5 67:58
2020 EDM 4 4 4 94% 0 1 10 53:55
2021 EDM 4 4 4 97% 0 1 10 59:41
2022 EDM 4 4 4 95% 0 0 0 61:01
2023 EDM 4 4 4 94% 0 0 0 59:58
2024 EDM 4 4 4 95% 0 1 10 61:03
2025 EDM 1 1 1 94% 0 0 0 19:57
2026 EDM 1 1 0 100% 0 0 0 15:56
Total   37 37 28 94% 0 8 60 564:52

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2030Grimace has retired from football.
12-19-2027The Providence Devine have automatically waived Grimace to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have waived Grimace.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have moved Ted Walker to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Grimace to the inactive roster.
10-31-2027The Providence Devine have moved Grimace to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Gordy Waechter to the inactive roster.
10-31-2027The Providence Devine have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire.
10-17-2027The New Jersey Jokers have automatically waived Grimace to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-13-2027The New Jersey Jokers have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire.
09-05-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Grimace.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Himes, Josh Evers, Earl Slick, Homer Fogbottom, Greg Donnell, Tomale Pasquale, Mike Wilging, and Willie Panfil to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Bermuda Schwartz, Werlyn Dervish, Squeaky Wheeler, Mighty Joe Young, Pinky Tuscadero, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
01-24-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Grimace on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
01-17-2027Grimace of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
08-31-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bermuda Schwartz, Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, and Squeaky Wheeler to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Rayburn, David McGee, Kelley Holzer, and Earl Slick to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Just Touched, Earl Walker, Bobby Fletcher, Al Riehm, Kelley Holzer, and Eddie Harris to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bermuda Schwartz, Squeaky Wheeler, Brick Schmithaus, and Vaughn Domnanovich to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Burnell Bird, and Stu Meat to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Kelley Holzer, and Harry Scarry to the inactive roster.
04-27-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Gene Rayburn, Eddie Harris, Kevin Shade, Walter Gerardi, Major Lee Pistov, and Charles May to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jim Green, Dark Helmet, Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, Grimace, Lancelot Link, Stu Meat, Squeaky Wheeler, Burnell Bird, Hugh Mungus, and Professor Toru Tanaka to the inactive roster.
01-12-2025Grimace of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
09-04-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Dan Thielscher's name to Grimace.
01-02-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Dan Thielscher on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-18-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher to the inactive roster.
12-18-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
12-05-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher and Werlyn Dervish to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Cofer and Lancelot Link to the inactive roster.
11-28-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher to the inactive roster.
11-27-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
10-30-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
12-11-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Quentin Salter and Dan Thielscher to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gary Indiana and Tim McGraw to the inactive roster.
08-29-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charlie Simpson, Darrell Harris, and Tim McGraw to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher, Swede Jorgenblugengen, and Jack Williams to the inactive roster.
08-08-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher, Swede Jorgenblugengen, Mike Stuart, and Jack Williams to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charlie Simpson, Darrell Harris, Garin Spencer, and Tim McGraw to the inactive roster.