Curly Lambeau Football League
09-02-2068
#74|Grimace Tackle
Retired (2029, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-16-2058) Potential
Age at Death 63 Born 05-29-1995 in Lafayette, LA
Drafted Round 2, Pick 32 (2016) Experience 11 Years (219 Wks)
College North Dakota University, 2017 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching Pass Cover D+ Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D+ Pass Blocking B- Run Cover C- Kick Acc D+
Carrying D+ Run Blocking Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution C+ Agility C+
Strength B+ Health Aggressiveness C+ Hands C-
Jumping     Attitude B+ Break Tackle C-
ROLES
QB C DT SS C- K GUN C-
WR D+ G C+ DE C- FS D+ P KR
HB/TB D+ T B- ILB CB D+ LS D+ KRB
FB TE OLB H D- HT D+ KOS D-
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2013 College 48 0/3   0/2 1/3         0/11 0/1     0/1         3/7 0/9 0/1   1/8 0/2   5/48
2014 College 61   2/6 0/1 1/11         0/1 0/5     0/4         1/4 1/9 1/2   4/17 0/1   10/61
2015 College 53 2/2 0/2 2/2 1/2         4/10 0/4     0/2         0/1 4/12 0/2   4/13 1/1   18/53
2016 Position 47       0/4         5/9 2/7     1/4         0/5 3/9     1/9     12/47
2016 Drills 20   2/6 0/1 0/2                 3/3         -1/0 1/8           5/20
2017 Position 32   0/2   1/6         0/5 2/4               0/2 1/8     0/5     4/32
2017 Drills 21     3/4 5/10                                 -1/0   1/7   8/21
2017 Declines 0                           -1/0                     -1/0
2018 Position 32   1/1   0/1         1/8 0/1               0/3 0/9     0/9     2/32
2018 Drills 21     3/7 3/7                               0/1 -2/0   1/5 0/1 5/21
2019 Position 58   0/3   2/8         0/14 0/5               0/9 1/9     0/10     3/58
2019 Drills 21     2/6 4/8                                     0/7   6/21
2019 Declines 0                                         -1/0       -1/0
2020 Position 60   0/3   1/12         0/11 0/6     0/3         0/3 1/9     0/13     2/60
2020 Drills 22     8/10 2/6                                 -1/0   1/6   10/22
2020 Declines 0             -1/0                           -1/0       -2/0
2021 Position 60   0/2   1/5         0/11 0/8     0/2         0/7 0/8     1/17     2/60
2021 Drills 22     5/6 2/9                                 -3/0   0/7   4/22
2021 Declines 0                 -1/0                               -1/0
2022 Position 53   0/4   1/6         0/7 0/4     0/3         0/7 0/11     0/11     1/53
2022 Drills 21     5/9 2/6                                     0/6   7/21
2022 Declines 0 -2/0           -1/0     -1/0     -1/0         -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0       -10/0
2023 Position 57   0/3   0/5         0/15 0/4     0/1         0/4 0/4     1/21     1/57
2023 Drills 21     5/9 0/2                                     0/10   5/21
2023 Declines 0 -2/0 -1/0           -1/0     -2/0 -1/0   -1/0         -1/0 -1/0 -1/0     -1/0 -12/0
2024 Position 60   0/5   1/5         1/13 1/7     0/1         0/4 0/15     0/10     3/60
2024 Drills 23     2/5 5/10                                 -1/0   0/8   6/23
2024 Declines 0 -8/0 -3/0         -3/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -4/0 -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0   -1/0 -5/0 -2/0 -2/0 -4/0 -1/0 -1/0 -1/0 -47/0
2025 Position 27       0/5         0/6 0/3     0/1         0/3 0/4     0/5     0/27
2025 Drills 24 1/7 0/11 1/2                                       1/4   3/24
2025 Declines 0 -9/0 -4/0   -2/0   -2/0 -3/0   -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -4/0 -4/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -3/0 -3/0 -6/0 -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -4/0 -64/0
2026 Position 28   0/1   0/4         0/1 0/4     0/1         0/2 0/3     0/12     0/28
2026 Drills 24 0/12 2/12                                             2/24
2026 Declines 0 -15/0 -3/0   -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -3/0   -1/0 -2/0 -6/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -5/0 -3/0   -3/0 -3/0 -5/0 -5/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0 -77/0
2027 Position 21       0/2         0/2 0/3               0/1 0/3     0/10     0/21
2027 Drills 24 0/6 0/2 0/2 0/2                 0/1         0/2 0/1     0/4 0/4   0/24
2027 Declines 0 -21/0 -7/0   -3/0 -6/0 -4/0 -2/0   -4/0 -6/0 -5/0 -3/0 -4/0 -5/0 -5/0 -5/0 -3/0 -8/0 -3/0 -6/0 -5/0 -4/0 -5/0 -8/0 -122/0
2028 Position 10                 0/1 0/3                       0/6     0/10
2028 Drills 23 0/3 0/3   0/1                 0/1         0/2 1/4 0/2   0/4 0/3   1/23
2028 Declines 0 -27/0 -9/0   -5/0 -4/0 -4/0 -1/0   -6/0 -4/0 -10/0 -5/0 -4/0 -9/0 -8/0 -1/0 -2/0 -8/0 -8/0 -8/0 -8/0 -6/0 -4/0 -8/0 -149/0
2029 Position 11                 0/1 0/1     0/1         0/1 0/2     0/5     0/11
2029 Drills 23 0/3 0/2 1/4 0/2                 0/2           0/3 0/2   0/3 0/2   1/23
2029 Declines 0 -36/0 -11/0   -3/0 -8/0 -5/0 -6/0   -3/0 -8/0 -3/0 -10/0 -5/0 -6/0 -9/0 -3/0 -2/0 -8/0 -4/0 -5/0 -10/0 -8/0 -4/0 -10/0 -167/0
Total -117/36 -31/68 37/70 18/144 -21/0 -18/0 -20/0 -2/0 -7/126 -21/70 -33/0 -28/0 -18/31 -30/0 -29/0 -14/0 -9/0 -33/67 -13/140 -33/10 -46/0 -13/192 -12/73 -34/1 -527/1028

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2030Grimace has retired from football.
12-19-2027The Providence Devine have automatically waived Grimace to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire; however, as he was traded or waived after the deadline and has not spent a full week on the wire, he will not be eligible for the postseason.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have waived Grimace.
12-13-2027The Providence Devine have moved Ted Walker to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Grimace to the inactive roster.
10-31-2027The Providence Devine have moved Grimace to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Gordy Waechter to the inactive roster.
10-31-2027The Providence Devine have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire.
10-17-2027The New Jersey Jokers have automatically waived Grimace to comply with the 53-man roster limit.
09-13-2027The New Jersey Jokers have acquired Grimace from the waiver wire.
09-05-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Grimace.
08-09-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Chuck Himes, Josh Evers, Earl Slick, Homer Fogbottom, Greg Donnell, Tomale Pasquale, Mike Wilging, and Willie Panfil to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bubbles Belcher, Bermuda Schwartz, Werlyn Dervish, Squeaky Wheeler, Mighty Joe Young, Pinky Tuscadero, and Brazillian Waxler to the inactive roster.
01-24-2027The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Grimace on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
01-17-2027Grimace of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a patella tendon injury and is expected to be out for approximately 26 days.
08-31-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bermuda Schwartz, Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, and Squeaky Wheeler to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Rayburn, David McGee, Kelley Holzer, and Earl Slick to the inactive roster.
08-10-2026The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Just Touched, Earl Walker, Bobby Fletcher, Al Riehm, Kelley Holzer, and Eddie Harris to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Knucklehead Fred, Bermuda Schwartz, Squeaky Wheeler, Brick Schmithaus, and Vaughn Domnanovich to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Grimace, Burnell Bird, and Stu Meat to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Kelley Holzer, and Harry Scarry to the inactive roster.
04-27-2025The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Lee Dickson, Gene Rayburn, Eddie Harris, Kevin Shade, Walter Gerardi, Major Lee Pistov, and Charles May to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jim Green, Dark Helmet, Adrian Frerotte, Pete Owens, Grimace, Lancelot Link, Stu Meat, Squeaky Wheeler, Burnell Bird, Hugh Mungus, and Professor Toru Tanaka to the inactive roster.
01-12-2025Grimace of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
09-04-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Dan Thielscher's name to Grimace.
01-02-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Dan Thielscher on the Injured Reserve list for the remainder of the season.
12-18-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher to the inactive roster.
12-18-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 21 days.
12-05-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher and Werlyn Dervish to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gene Cofer and Lancelot Link to the inactive roster.
11-28-2022The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher to the inactive roster.
11-27-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
10-30-2022Dan Thielscher of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 5 days.
12-11-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Quentin Salter and Dan Thielscher to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gary Indiana and Tim McGraw to the inactive roster.
08-29-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charlie Simpson, Darrell Harris, and Tim McGraw to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher, Swede Jorgenblugengen, and Jack Williams to the inactive roster.
08-08-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Dan Thielscher, Swede Jorgenblugengen, Mike Stuart, and Jack Williams to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Charlie Simpson, Darrell Harris, Garin Spencer, and Tim McGraw to the inactive roster.