| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2030 | Grab Holt has retired from football. |
| 08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved David Greene, Walt Carson, Doug Diehl, Deon Romeo, and Terry Ley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ian T. Sumpin, JitterJuice Jonson, Thin Hope, Gary Fencik, Vroom Broom, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Mitch N. Maxim, Charleze Pride, Wilma Falkerson, Lars Blackoch, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
| 08-06-2029 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Grab Holt. |
| 12-24-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Terrence Gartner to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt to the inactive roster. |
| 10-08-2028 | Grab Holt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 7 days. |
| 08-28-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, Mitch N. Maxim, Spody Oatie, Grab Holt, Don McGrath, and Hal Nice to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Abel Semen, Terrence Gartner, Pianist DeMilo, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2028 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pianist DeMilo, Ivan Ardon, Terrence Gartner, Jim Jones, Adulterated Wimp, and Hands Espenson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Charleze Pride, Don McGrath, Spody Oatie, Mitch N. Maxim, and Hal Nice to the inactive roster. |
| 09-26-2027 | Grab Holt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 6 days. |
| 08-31-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toxic Joe Spiller, Mitch N. Maxim, Snuggles Ruggles, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Crazy Chickilla, Pianist DeMilo, Len Lease, Adulterated Wimp, Onehand Laughing, Lars Blackoch, and Hands Espenson to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt and Jack Clark to the inactive roster. |
| 08-25-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster. |
| 08-11-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt and Jack Clark to the inactive roster. |
| 08-26-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Judge Booty, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Tom "Ben" Pistone to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved N. U. Endo, Luca Brasi, Lars Blackoch, P. Ennis DeMilo, Brent Jones, Easley Philpot, and Super Powers to the inactive roster. |
| 08-05-2024 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch, Death From Above, Charleze Pride, Easley Philpot, and Andy Ottele to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Beast Strokkanov to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barry Athletik to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt and Jack Clark to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Lionel Twain, Hannibal Lexus, Kris Krinkle, and Musan Skwerl to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Prune Tang, Kilroy Waseer, Flying Fuzzyfok, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, and Toxic Joe Spiller to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2022 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved James Humphery, Gene Shann, Danny Chesson, James Morgan, Marcello Barnes, and Ted Peacock to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Morrell Highground, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Shomey DeMonet, and Backfield Spectre to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Micah Wish, Grab Holt, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lawrence Hobert, and Barry Jungmichel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dwight Wright, Lionel Twain, Philbert Shattenstein, Boogity Schoupe, Richen Creamy, Frank Fodder, Army Hardy, and Darren Maskless to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Doug Holt's name to Grab Holt. |
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