Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#88|d'Bumpkin Tight End
Retired (2027, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (10-09-2061) Potential C-
Age at Death 67 Born 06-17-1994 in Miamisburg, OH
Drafted Round 6, Pick 88 (2016) Experience 2 Years (58 Wks)
College College of Arizona, 2016 Salary 460 ($30.661M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching B+ Pass Cover C  Kick Power D-
Throw Acc C- Pass Blocking C+ Run Cover D  Kick Acc C-
Carrying C  Run Blocking B+ Tackling D- Kick Return C 
        Pursuit D+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina B  Execution C- Agility B 
Strength B- Health C- Aggressiveness C- Hands B 
Jumping C      Attitude B+ Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB D+ C C  DT C- SS C- K F  GUN C+
WR C+ G C  DE D+ FS C- P D- KR C 
HB/TB C  T C+ ILB C- CB C  LS D+ KRB C+
FB C+ TE B- OLB C- H C- HT B  KOS D-
No position history is available.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028d'Bumpkin has retired from football.
09-12-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived d'Bumpkin.
05-03-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved d'Bumpkin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele to the inactive roster.
09-16-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Billy Martin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved d'Bumpkin to the inactive roster.
09-16-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved d'Bumpkin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Snuggles Ruggles to the inactive roster.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele, Micah Wish, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Army Hardy, Philbert Shattenstein, and Pispore Altitude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barry Athletik, Peter Pesky, d'Bumpkin, and Piston Passar to the inactive roster.
08-13-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Laurie Collins's name to d'Bumpkin.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
10-16-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have acquired Laurie Collins from the waiver wire.
09-17-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have waived Laurie Collins.
08-28-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Vaughn Domnanovich, Larry Zgotta-Bighead, Dagg Nabitt, and Kirwood Derby to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Laurie Collins and Billy Martin to the inactive roster.
04-30-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have acquired Laurie Collins from the waiver wire.
09-11-2016The Nashville Sharks have automatically waived Laurie Collins to comply with the 53-man roster limit.