Curly Lambeau Football League
09-03-2068
#10|Bernie Faloney Quarterback
St. Louis Cardinals (2027, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-26-2049) Potential D+
Age at Death 56 Born 01-15-1994 in Dallas, TX
Drafted Round 3, Pick 48 (2016) Experience 9 Years (195 Wks)
College Charleston State University, 2016 Salary 745 ($46.301M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power B+ Catching B- Pass Cover C- Kick Power C+
Throw Acc B+ Pass Blocking D+ Run Cover D- Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking D- Tackling Kick Return D-
        Pursuit    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B+ Stamina B+ Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength Health Aggressiveness D+ Hands A-
Jumping C-     Attitude C+ Break Tackle
ROLES
QB C C- DT D+ SS C- K D- GUN
WR C+ G D+ DE D+ FS C- P C- KR
HB/TB C+ T D+ ILB D+ CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB TE C- OLB D+ H HT KOS D+
Year Type ICs Hlth Sta Att Exe ThrP ThrA Crry Ctch PBlk RBlk PCov RCov Tkl Purs KP KA KR Spd Str Jmp Agr Agl Hnd BrkT  Total 
2012 College 52   0/2 0/1 1/10 0/4 0/5 0/8                     2/5 0/2 0/2   0/1 2/10 1/2 6/52
2013 College 67 0/1 3/7   1/7 3/12 3/9 0/4           0/1         2/8 0/1 1/3   0/3 2/8 0/3 15/67
2014 College 66   4/8   0/5 5/8 2/12 1/3           0/2         2/6 0/3 1/2   2/7 3/7 0/3 20/66
2015 College 67 0/2 0/7 1/1 1/4 4/8 1/12 1/7           0/2         2/6 0/4 3/3   1/5 1/3 1/3 16/67
2016 Position 34   1/3   0/7 2/5 6/10 2/4                     0/2         1/2 1/1 13/34
2016 Drills 18     1/5 2/6                                 -1/0   2/7   4/18
2016 Declines 0 -1/0                                               -1/0
2017 Position 26   1/1   0/2 1/4 0/9 0/6                     0/1       0/1 0/2   2/26
2017 Drills 19     3/7 1/9                                 -2/0   1/3   3/19
2017 Declines 0   -1/0                                             -1/0
2018 Position 35   0/4   1/3 0/8 1/7 1/3                     0/4       0/2 1/2 0/2 4/35
2018 Drills 19     1/4 1/7                                 -1/0   1/8   2/19
2019 Position 27   0/3   1/1 1/4 1/7 0/2                     0/1       0/4 1/5   4/27
2019 Drills 20     1/5 1/7                                     0/8   2/20
2019 Declines 0                               -1/0       -1/0         -2/0
2020 Position 24   0/1   1/5 1/3 2/3                       0/2       0/3 2/3 2/4 8/24
2020 Drills 20     5/10                                   -3/0   0/10   2/20
2020 Declines 0               -1/0           -2/0                     -3/0
2021 Position 26       1/1 0/8 3/6 0/4                     0/1       1/1 0/3 0/2 5/26
2021 Drills 20     3/9 3/7                                 -1/0   1/4   6/20
2021 Declines 0   -1/0             -2/0         -1/0             -1/0       -5/0
2022 Position 56   0/2   0/5 1/8 9/18 0/7                     0/9         0/7   10/56
2022 Drills 21     1/5 6/11                                 -2/0   0/5   5/21
2022 Declines 0 -2/0 -1/0   -1/0       -1/0   -1/0       -2/0       -3/0   -1/0         -12/0
2023 Position 56   1/3   0/5 0/11 0/14 1/4                     0/7       0/2 0/10   2/56
2023 Drills 20     0/1 2/14                                     0/5   2/20
2023 Declines 0 -2/0 -2/0               -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0   -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -28/0
2024 Position 27   0/1   1/4 0/6 1/8 0/1                     0/2       0/1 0/3 0/1 2/27
2024 Drills 20     2/4 0/10                                     0/6   2/20
2024 Declines 0 -10/0 -2/0     -2/0 -1/0     -3/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -2/0 -3/0 -3/0 -2/0 -3/0 -2/0 -5/0 -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -1/0 -54/0
2025 Position 16   0/2   0/1 1/5 0/3 0/2                     0/2         0/1   1/16
2025 Drills 21     2/8 0/6                                 -1/0   0/7   1/21
2025 Declines 0 -10/0 -4/0     -1/0   -1/0 -3/0 -1/0 -2/0 -2/0 -4/0 -7/0 -3/0 -2/0 -2/0   -3/0 -4/0 -5/0 -6/0 -4/0 -2/0 -1/0 -67/0
2026 Position 56   1/4   0/5 1/11 0/16 0/4                     0/6       0/2 0/4 0/4 2/56
2026 Drills 21   0/2 0/8 0/2                             0/1 0/2     0/6   0/21
2026 Declines 0 -22/0 -7/0   -7/0 -4/0 -1/0 -2/0 -1/0 -2/0 -3/0 -7/0 -5/0 -7/0 -4/0 -4/0 -4/0 -2/0 -4/0 -4/0 -9/0 -7/0 -8/0 -3/0 -7/0 -124/0
2027 Position 15       0/1 0/2 1/4 0/2                     0/1         0/4 1/1 2/15
2027 Drills 22 0/2 0/3 0/4 0/1                 0/2         0/1 0/2 0/3   0/3 0/1   0/22
2027 Declines 0 -26/0 -6/0   -3/0 -5/0 -5/0 -4/0 -3/0 -5/0 -3/0 -8/0 -6/0 -7/0 -6/0 -6/0 -5/0 -2/0 -3/0 -5/0 -5/0 -7/0 -10/0 -5/0 -6/0 -141/0
Total -73/5 -13/53 20/72 13/146 8/107 23/143 -1/61 -9/0 -13/0 -13/0 -21/0 -18/0 -25/7 -20/0 -17/0 -16/0 -7/0 -10/64 -18/13 -22/15 -38/0 -21/35 5/144 -11/26 -297/891

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2028Bernie Faloney has retired from the St. Louis Cardinals.
12-13-2027The St. Louis Cardinals have acquired Bernie Faloney from the waiver wire.
09-06-2027The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Bernie Faloney.
09-05-2027The Cleveland Ironmen have changed Quentin Salter's name to Bernie Faloney.
09-05-2027The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Quentin Salter from the waiver wire.
08-16-2027The Providence Devine have waived Quentin Salter.
10-05-2026The Providence Devine have moved Quentin Salter to the active roster. The Providence Devine have moved Faire Minette to the inactive roster.
10-05-2026The Providence Devine have acquired Quentin Salter from the waiver wire.
09-28-2026The San Diego Falcons have waived Quentin Salter.
08-31-2026The San Diego Falcons have reverted Slappy Wisenhiemer's name to Quentin Salter.
08-31-2026Trade #91836 has been completed between the New Jersey Jokers and the San Diego Falcons. The San Diego Falcons receive Slappy Wisenhiemer (QB) from the New Jersey Jokers in exchange for Morris Bradshaw (WR).
11-23-2025The New Jersey Jokers have moved Sal Jones and Slappy Wisenhiemer to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Willis Brewer and Scott Hunter to the inactive roster.
08-04-2025The New Jersey Jokers have moved Con Duckett, Bob Wissman, Al Rackley, Art Pickens, Barry Paine, Charlie Francis, Bruce Benjamin, Hillary Fish, and John Davis to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Chief Jay Strongbow, Massimo Janus, Gene Williams, Slappy Wisenhiemer, Kendall Samuel, Antwaune Norton, Randy Roberts, Steve Forte, Earsell Reynolds, and Ray Wilson to the inactive roster.
12-16-2024The New Jersey Jokers have moved Terry Fagan, Gene Williams, Slappy Wisenhiemer, Craig Williams, Earsell Reynolds, and John Allen to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Bourbon Neal, Danny Johnson, Art Pickens, John Bailey, Joshua Curtis, and Cathouse Clancy to the inactive roster.
12-16-2024The New Jersey Jokers have moved Bourbon Neal, Joshua Curtis, and Ron Moorman to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Gene Williams, Slappy Wisenhiemer, and John Allen to the inactive roster.
11-25-2024The New Jersey Jokers have moved Slappy Wisenhiemer to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Joshua Curtis to the inactive roster.
11-11-2024The New Jersey Jokers have moved Joshua Curtis to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Slappy Wisenhiemer to the inactive roster.
09-02-2024The New Jersey Jokers have moved Mike Mathias, Jim Foote, Randy Roberts, Slappy Wisenhiemer, Bill Walters, Ray Wilson, Antwaune Norton, Gail Miller, Steve Forte, Tom Sprinkle, Kendall Samuel, and Mark Edwards to the active roster. The New Jersey Jokers have moved Leroy Turner, Gene Shell, Flying Fuzzyfok, Forrest Tucker, Joshua Curtis, Winifred Balderdash, Will Rice, Quincy Quinn, Keith Kracum, Bobby Pillow, Scott Dove, Art Pickens, and Vince McCreary to the inactive roster.
08-11-2024Trade #91427 has been completed between the New Jersey Jokers and the Edmonton Frostbite. The Edmonton Frostbite receive Scott Cain (WR), Tommy Duncan (S) from the New Jersey Jokers in exchange for Slappy Wisenhiemer (QB).
08-05-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jack Price, Steve Abbruzzi, Robert Jensen, Kevin Shade, David McGee, and Doc Croel to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Hemp Stoner, Dickie Wickett, Pete Owens, Slappy Wisenhiemer, Hugh Mungus, and Adrian Frerotte to the inactive roster.
08-05-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have placed Slappy Wisenhiemer on the trade block.
01-01-2024The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Slappy Wisenhiemer to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Bubby Blister to the inactive roster.
12-17-2023The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Slappy Wisenhiemer to the inactive roster.
12-17-2023Slappy Wisenhiemer of the Edmonton Frostbite is injured with a wrist dislocation and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days.
08-07-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Bing Gabadaboom's name to Slappy Wisenhiemer.
04-30-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have changed Quentin Salter's name to Bing Gabadaboom.
04-30-2017The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Ron Wright, Swede Jorgensmenge, Frank Zappa, Quentin Salter, Palmer Gaines, Dan MacMurray, Len Baker, and Len DeHand to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Jungle Jim Harris, Charlie Simpson, Dagg Nabitt, Penny Larceny, Jesse Spani, Vaughn Domnanovich, Mark Spiller, and Leroy Turner to the inactive roster.
12-26-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Shaunard Stevens, Leroy Turner, Dagg Nabitt, and Gary Indiana to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Len DeHand, Quentin Salter, Ron Wright, and Garin Spencer to the inactive roster.
12-11-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Quentin Salter and Dan Thielscher to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Gary Indiana and Tim McGraw to the inactive roster.
08-29-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved C. Dick Runn, Corona Varus, and Jungle Jim Harris to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Quentin Salter and Steve Sacco to the inactive roster.
08-21-2016The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Quentin Salter and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Edmonton Frostbite have moved Fernando El Kabong and Jungle Jim Harris to the inactive roster.