| Date | Transaction |
| 02-28-2027 | Passion Pinkston has retired from football. |
| 08-31-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Lars Blackoch to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Shomey DeMonet to the inactive roster. |
| 08-31-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Passion Pinkston. |
| 08-31-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gud Ancer, Cho Bidnez, Morrell Highground, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fuzzy Undercoat, Torkin Dworkin, Passion Pinkston, and Lewis Stule to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2026 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Joaquin Hollas, Torkin Dworkin, and Bill Campbell to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved JitterJuice Jonson, Morrell Highground, Gud Ancer, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster. |
| 12-29-2025 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster. |
| 09-10-2023 | Passion Pinkston of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 4 days. |
| 08-28-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Bull Harness, Passion Pinkston, Morrell Highground, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Furlong Thyme, Berry Lonpoo, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster. |
| 08-07-2023 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Al O'Connell, Sam Woodruff, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Passion Pinkston, and Morrell Highground to the inactive roster. |
| 11-27-2022 | Passion Pinkston of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days. |
| 08-30-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster. |
| 08-09-2021 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster. |
| 10-13-2019 | Passion Pinkston of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a knee contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days. |
| 04-29-2018 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster. |
| 08-28-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, and Bugzin Mzootsute to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Flu Huhoo, Passion Pinkston, Hans Middlebrooks, and JitterJuice Jonson to the inactive roster. |
| 08-14-2017 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster. |
| 11-28-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster. |
| 11-06-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster. |
| 11-06-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the inactive roster. |
| 10-24-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak to the inactive roster. |
| 08-29-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Dwight Wong, Toofless Geezerpap, Max N. Mitcham, and Merry Christman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Otto Nobetta, Jerry Pickens, Passion Pinkston, Carlos Linne, and Wee Willie Juanabee to the inactive roster. |
| 08-08-2016 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ronde Smith, Passion Pinkston, and Art Belser to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Varmint Baylor, and Merry Christman to the inactive roster. |
| 08-30-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Robert Pinkston's name to Passion Pinkston. |
| 08-30-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Hung Lewis, Richen Creamy, Dix Enis, Kris Krinkle, Heinous Janus, Cybill Servais, and Itchy Balzak to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, and Robert Pinkston to the inactive roster. |
| 08-10-2015 | The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Gene Shell, Carl Rosenfels, Robert Pinkston, Billy Harris, and Longshot Quigley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Itchy Balzak, Hung Lewis, Alien Kein, and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster. |
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