Curly Lambeau Football League
09-09-2069
#66|Nagging Bummitch Tackle
Retired (2030, Age 37)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-23-2063) Potential A 
Age at Death 70 Born 04-23-1993 in Los Angeles, CA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 12 (2015) Experience 15 Years (315 Wks)
College State University of Idaho, 2015 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching D+ Pass Cover C+ Kick Power D-
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking B- Run Cover F  Kick Acc C-
Carrying D  Run Blocking C+ Tackling C- Kick Return F 
        Pursuit C     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D+ Stamina B- Execution B+ Agility B-
Strength B+ Health D  Aggressiveness D  Hands C+
Jumping D      Attitude B  Break Tackle F 
ROLES
QB D  C C+ DT C  SS C- K F  GUN C-
WR D  G C+ DE C- FS C- P D- KR D 
HB/TB D  T B- ILB C  CB C- LS C- KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB C  H C- HT C  KOS D-
Year Team ACT G GS COND INJ PEN PYDS TIME
2015 MEM 16 3 0 91% 0 0 0 03:59
2016 MEM 16 6 0 92% 0 0 0 11:25
2017 MEM 16 15 8 93% 0 4 25 253:38
2018 MEM 16 16 16 91% 0 6 40 451:13
2019 MEM 16 16 16 94% 0 6 40 512:12
2020 MEM 16 16 16 93% 0 7 50 494:50
2021 MEM 15 14 14 97% 1 6 40 385:28
2022 MEM 16 16 16 100% 0 3 25 477:13
2023 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 9 55 485:38
2024 MEM 14 14 14 100% 0 3 15 415:23
2025 MEM 16 16 16 100% 0 7 48 472:42
2026 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 6 45 509:26
2027 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 11 65 475:11
2028 MEM 16 16 16 100% 0 4 33 472:46
2029 MEM 16 16 16 99% 0 4 25 493:19
Total   237 212 196 96% 1 76 506 5914:23

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2031Nagging Bummitch has retired from football.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Nagging Bummitch.
08-26-2030The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Astle, Wilma Falkerson, Ian T. Sumpin, Fun Gus Amongus, Bloody Cheek, Greedy Horlecher, and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch, Owen Money, I. Juan Atellia, Nick Tate, Don Diehl, Hi Impact Koegel, and Bafoon Baboon to the inactive roster.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
12-09-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Easley Philpot to the inactive roster.
11-25-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dick McFarnwide and Easley Philpot to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
11-24-2024Nagging Bummitch of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a groin pull and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-26-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Judge Booty, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Fun Gus Amongus, Toxic Joe Spiller, and Tom "Ben" Pistone to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved N. U. Endo, Luca Brasi, Lars Blackoch, P. Ennis DeMilo, Brent Jones, Easley Philpot, and Super Powers to the inactive roster.
08-12-2024The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Brent Jones and Bill Powers to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Judge Booty and Nagging Bummitch to the inactive roster.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
11-14-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the inactive roster.
11-08-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wilma Falkerson and Danger Dude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Nagging Bummitch and Jack Clark to the inactive roster.
10-31-2021Nagging Bummitch of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a moderate concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 15 days.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Joe Miller's name to Nagging Bummitch.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Joe Miller, Micah Wish, Lionel Twain, Steve Fisher, and Dwight "Cross" Dressler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Philbert Shattenstein, Kris Krinkle, Richen Creamy, Cybill Servais, Frank Fodder, and Lennie "I will call him" George to the inactive roster.