Curly Lambeau Football League
09-09-2068
#45|Kant Misko Safety
Retired (2026, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B-  Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (06-06-2060) Potential
Age at Death 67 Born 10-30-1992 in Los Angeles, CA
Drafted Round 1, Pick 14 (2014) Experience 11 Years (215 Wks)
College State University of Alabama, 2015 Salary 845 ($52.516M/2068 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power Catching Pass Cover B- Kick Power C-
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking C- Run Cover Kick Acc
Carrying Run Blocking D- Tackling Kick Return C+
        Pursuit B-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B- Stamina D- Execution C+ Agility B+
Strength C- Health Aggressiveness B- Hands
Jumping C+     Attitude C+ Break Tackle B-
ROLES
QB D+ C DT SS B- K GUN C+
WR G D+ DE FS B- P D- KR
HB/TB T D+ ILB CB C+ LS D- KRB C-
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H HT KOS D-
Year Team G GS TKL SOLO AST SACK SAF STF DEF BRK INT INTY AVG LNG TD FF
2014 MEM 8 8 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 1 1 7 7.0 7 0 0
2015 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 8 4 4 81 20.2 70 1 0
2016 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 3 1 2 9 4.5 9 0 0
2017 MEM 16 16 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 97 24.2 76 1 0
2018 MEM 15 15 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 8 4 4 22 5.5 8 0 0
2019 MEM 11 11 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 6 2 4 28 7.0 11 0 0
2020 MEM 16 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2021 MEM 16 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2022 MEM 16 7 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2023 MEM 15 10 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 -- 0 0 0
2024 MEM 16 13 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 2 2 0 0 -- 0 0 0
Total   161 113 0 0 0 0.0 0 0.0 35 16 19 244 12.8 76 2 0

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2027Kant Misko has retired from football.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Kant Misko.
04-27-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the inactive roster.
12-10-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
12-04-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the inactive roster.
12-03-2023Kant Misko of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a hip contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Bull Harness, Passion Pinkston, Morrell Highground, and Critter Gitter to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Furlong Thyme, Berry Lonpoo, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Repo Mann, Al O'Connell, Sam Woodruff, Dick McFarnwide, and Neville Guano-Dudat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Passion Pinkston, and Morrell Highground to the inactive roster.
08-29-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dom Waiters, Backfield Spectre, Critter Gitter, Morrell Highground, Shomey DeMonet, Kant Misko, and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Cokey Longspoon, Gene U. Flicked, Neville Guano-Dudat, Repo Mann, Dick McFarnwide, and Darin Spotnitz to the inactive roster.
05-01-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Emmett Barnard, Graham Knab, and Dick McFarnwide to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-30-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Critter Gitter, Snuggles Ruggles, Passion Pinkston, Micah Wish, Shomey DeMonet, Lionel Twain, Twinkletoes, Hannibal Lexus, Lyle Bebek, Kris Krinkle, Kant Misko, Cho Bidnez, and Spiked Hare to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Harry Reed, Charlie Powell, Kilroy Waseer, Graham Knab, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Robbie Dulaney, Stephone Jackson, Toxic Joe Spiller, Wilma Falkerson, Fuzzy Schwartzman, and Doug Keys to the inactive roster.
08-09-2021The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tim Hope, Graham Knab, Charlie Powell, Robbie Dulaney, Toxic Joe Spiller, Fuzzy Schwartzman, Stephone Jackson, Vic Casner, Doug Keys, Action Jackson, Harry Reed, and Kilroy Waseer to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Pispore Altitude, Kant Misko, Shomey DeMonet, Lyle Bebek, Critter Gitter, Lionel Twain, Spiked Hare, Hannibal Lexus, Dick McFarnwide, Kris Krinkle, Judge Booty, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
08-31-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko, Twinkletoes, Peter Pesky, Lennie "I will call him" George, and Micah Wish to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook, Bobbitt Aboutabbitt, Shadwick Conn, Kilroy Waseer, Warren Weary, and Cho Bidnez to the inactive roster.
05-03-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Clarence Crook and Action Jackson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko and Heinous Janus to the inactive roster.
12-08-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ephraim Harris to the inactive roster.
10-28-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Toupee Lawless and Snuggles Ruggles to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko and Jack Clark to the inactive roster.
10-27-2019Kant Misko of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a severe concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 44 days.
11-11-2018Kant Misko of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 9 days.
01-04-2015Kant Misko of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a finger fracture and is expected to be out for approximately 16 days.
12-08-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max N. Mitcham to the inactive roster.
10-13-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Max N. Mitcham to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kant Misko to the inactive roster.
10-12-2014Kant Misko of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 25 days.
08-25-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elbert Misko's name to Kant Misko.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.