Curly Lambeau Football League
08-11-2069
#70|Possum Eton-Schmidt Center
Memphis Mephitic Miasma (2025, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (04-10-2062) Potential B 
Age at Death 69 Born 04-23-1992 in Vermillion, SD
Drafted Round 1, Pick 10 (2013) Experience 13 Years (268 Wks)
College Tampa College, 2014 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D+ Catching D  Pass Cover F  Kick Power F 
Throw Acc B- Pass Blocking B  Run Cover D+ Kick Acc F 
Carrying C- Run Blocking B  Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit D-    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed D  Stamina C  Execution B  Agility C 
Strength B  Health F  Aggressiveness C+ Hands B+
Jumping F      Attitude B- Break Tackle D+
ROLES
QB C- C B  DT C  SS D+ K F  GUN C-
WR D  G B- DE C- FS D  P D- KR D 
HB/TB D+ T C+ ILB C- CB D  LS B- KRB C 
FB C  TE C  OLB C- H B- HT C+ KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2013Game    29.2430.0         
2014Game     416.6         
2015Game     432.4         
2016Game     590.6         
2017Game     575.3         
2018Game    157.5381.1         
2019Game    2.6573.9         
2020Game    528.6          
2021Game    538.50.2         
2022Game    446.8          
2023Game    539.7          
2024Game    592.4 1.6        
2025Game    506.9          
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2026Possum Eton-Schmidt has retired from the Memphis Mephitic Miasma.
08-25-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Toxic Joe Spiller, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Grab Holt, Peter Pesky, Tom "Ben" Pistone, Jack Clark, and Fun Gus Amongus to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Charleze Pride, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Prune Tang, Lars Blackoch, Hal Nice, and Fotogenic Mammory to the inactive roster.
08-10-2025The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Fritz Humm, P. Ennis DeMilo, Charlie Edwards, Easley Philpot, Brock Houston, and Hal Franklin to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Nagging Bummitch, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Kris Krinkle, Peter Pesky, and Fun Gus Amongus to the inactive roster.
12-22-2024Possum Eton-Schmidt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a shoulder contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-28-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Grab Holt, Kris Krinkle, Jack Clark, Peter Pesky, and Mitch N. Maxim to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Al O'Connell, Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual, Sam Woodruff, and Musan Skwerl to the inactive roster.
08-07-2023The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Corwin Edwards, Prune Tang, and Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Kiwaukee Winans, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Nagging Bummitch, Hannibal Lexus, and Kris Krinkle to the inactive roster.
12-11-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual to the inactive roster.
11-14-2022The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Confident "Practicing" Heterosexual and Toxic Joe Spiller to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt and Lionel Twain to the inactive roster.
11-13-2022Possum Eton-Schmidt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ACL sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 23 days.
11-08-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe to the inactive roster.
11-02-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe and Cho Bidnez to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt and Dick McFarnwide to the inactive roster.
10-25-2020Possum Eton-Schmidt of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with an ankle ligament sprain and is expected to be out for approximately 20 days.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele, Micah Wish, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Army Hardy, Philbert Shattenstein, and Pispore Altitude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barry Athletik, Peter Pesky, d'Bumpkin, and Piston Passar to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Nocturnal Submission's name to Possum Eton-Schmidt.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elgin Bachler's name to Nocturnal Submission.
08-18-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Elgin Kane's name to Elgin Bachler.
08-05-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Elgin Kane, Cory Wade, Lyle Crosby, Micah Wish, Jim May-Ornott, Dix Enis, Derek Kyle, John Listopad, George Jeffrey, Charlie Bryant, and Lennie Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dinger Barnes, Philbert Shattenstein, Toofless Geezerpap, Alien Kein, Dollar Zeller, Cybill Servais, Heinous Janus, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, Tongan Cheek, Dag Nabbitt, and Kid Glover to the inactive roster.