Curly Lambeau Football League
09-16-2069
#4|Philbert Shattenstein Quarterback
Retired (2020, Age 33)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (09-03-2047) Potential A+
Age at Death 59 Born 09-12-1987 in West Union, WV
Drafted Round 2, Pick 30 (2009) Experience 9 Years (177 Wks)
College Michigan State College, 2009 Salary 745 ($49.658M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power A- Catching D+ Pass Cover F  Kick Power F 
Throw Acc B+ Pass Blocking D- Run Cover D- Kick Acc D 
Carrying B+ Run Blocking D- Tackling C- Kick Return D-
        Pursuit F     
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed C- Stamina C  Execution B- Agility C 
Strength D+ Health F  Aggressiveness D- Hands B 
Jumping B-     Attitude A  Break Tackle C+
ROLES
QB B  C D+ DT D+ SS D  K F  GUN C-
WR C- G D  DE D  FS D  P D  KR C-
HB/TB C  T D  ILB D  CB D+ LS C- KRB D+
FB C- TE D  OLB D+ H C+ HT C+ KOS D-
Notes: A,B,A+,C+,A-//Exe=B-@1;2010 exe=B@3;2013 Tacc=A-@7;2013
Year Team G GS ATT CMP PCT A20-39 C20-39 PCT A40+ C40+ PCT ATT/G YDS AVG YDS/G INT SCK TD 1ST 1ST% RAT
2011 MEM 16 0 88 55 62.5 2 1 50.0 0 0 -- 5.5 485 5.5 30.3 2 10 0 25 28.4 67.7
2012 MEM 16 0 103 65 63.1 1 0 0.0 0 0 -- 6.4 600 5.8 37.5 1 5 2 33 32.0 81.4
2013 MEM 16 0 115 82 71.3 0 0 -- 0 0 -- 7.2 823 7.2 51.4 3 6 5 45 39.1 94.9
2014 MEM 16 12 286 169 59.1 59 25 42.4 6 0 0.0 17.9 2329 8.1 145.6 9 15 7 114 39.9 80.3
2015 MEM 16 16 316 181 57.3 73 25 34.2 2 0 0.0 19.8 2557 8.1 159.8 8 12 9 118 37.3 82.5
2016 MEM 16 15 311 167 53.7 66 17 25.8 7 0 0.0 19.4 2423 7.8 151.4 12 9 10 113 36.3 73.9
2017 MEM 16 16 332 185 55.7 75 32 42.7 6 2 33.3 20.8 2946 8.9 184.1 14 11 12 134 40.4 80.0
2018 MEM 16 16 294 162 55.1 70 21 30.0 4 2 50.0 18.4 2597 8.8 162.3 7 10 9 110 37.4 85.1
2019 MEM 16 16 307 175 57.0 62 19 30.6 1 0 0.0 19.2 2699 8.8 168.7 12 16 10 126 41.0 80.8
Total   144 91 2152 1241 57.7 408 140 34.3 26 4 15.4 14.9 17459 8.1 121.2 68 94 64 818 38.0 80.7

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2021Philbert Shattenstein has retired from football.
08-30-2020The Cleveland Ironmen have waived Philbert Shattenstein.
08-30-2020The Cleveland Ironmen have acquired Philbert Shattenstein from the waiver wire.
05-03-2020The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have waived Philbert Shattenstein.
08-25-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Barry Athletik, Mitch N. Maxim, and Fritz Ducat to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, d'Bumpkin, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, and Army Hardy to the inactive roster.
08-05-2019The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved John Kimball, Warren Weary, Gud Ancer, Shrivlynn Krotchrot, Joe Crow, d'Bumpkin, Packet Racket, Steve Fisher, Peter Pesky, Borborygmus, Dick McFarnwide, Action Jackson, and JitterJuice Jonson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Spiked Hare, Lyle Bebek, Micah Wish, Toupee Lawless, Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Fearsome Lil Climer, Gettum Young, Mitch N. Maxim, Critter Gitter, and Fritz Ducat to the inactive roster.
11-25-2018Philbert Shattenstein of the Memphis Mephitic Miasma is injured with a quadricep contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 3 days.
08-26-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Major Steele, Micah Wish, Possum Eton-Schmidt, Army Hardy, Philbert Shattenstein, and Pispore Altitude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Barry Athletik, Peter Pesky, d'Bumpkin, and Piston Passar to the inactive roster.
04-29-2018The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Laurie Collins, Tupee Lawless, Piston Passar, Passion Pinkston, Peter Pesky, Barry Athletik, and Tim Sanders to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Possum Eton-Schmidt, Micah Wish, Itchy Balzak, Dwight Wong, Philbert Shattenstein, Major Steele, Army Hardy, and Critter Gitter to the inactive roster.
08-28-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spud Street, Micah Wish, Philbert Shattenstein, and Army Hardy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Piston Passar, Clem Klemm, Peter Pesky, and Barry Athletik to the inactive roster.
08-14-2017The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Passion Pinkston, Chike Johnson, William Armour, Terry Carter, and Bill Price to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Itchy Balzak, Philbert Shattenstein, Hung Lewis, and Micah Wish to the inactive roster.
08-29-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dwight Wright, Philbert Shattenstein, Boogity Schoupe, Richen Creamy, and Army Hardy to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lawrence Hobert, and Barry Athletik to the inactive roster.
08-08-2016The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Micah Wish, Grab Holt, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lawrence Hobert, and Barry Jungmichel to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dwight Wright, Lionel Twain, Philbert Shattenstein, Boogity Schoupe, Richen Creamy, Frank Fodder, Army Hardy, and Darren Maskless to the inactive roster.
08-30-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Frank Fodder and Philbert Shattenstein to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Micah Wish and Dwight "Cross" Dressler to the inactive roster.
08-10-2015The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Scott Abrams, Joe Miller, Micah Wish, Lionel Twain, Steve Fisher, and Dwight "Cross" Dressler to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Philbert Shattenstein, Kris Krinkle, Richen Creamy, Cybill Servais, Frank Fodder, and Lennie "I will call him" George to the inactive roster.
08-25-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spud Street, Frank Fodder, Army Hardy, and Philbert Shattenstein to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Micah Wish, Herb Garden, and Dwight "Cross" Dressler to the inactive roster.
08-04-2014The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Wee Willie Juanabee, Jim Quigley, Micah Wish, Dwight "Cross" Dressler, Lional Downing, Elbert Misko, and Bill Johnson to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Pill Pooscher, Mischief Affoote, Frank Fodder, Toofless Geezerpap, Dwight Wong, and Philbert Shattenstein to the inactive roster.
08-25-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Spud Street, Philbert Shattenstein, Frank Fodder, Dynasty Infidel, and Pispore Altitude to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Micah Wish, Lionel Twain, Witchway Diddigow, and Trundlethrift Horrormonger to the inactive roster.
08-05-2013The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Poppa Duwaydoe, Elgin Kane, Cory Wade, Lyle Crosby, Micah Wish, Jim May-Ornott, Dix Enis, Derek Kyle, John Listopad, George Jeffrey, Charlie Bryant, and Lennie Smith to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Dinger Barnes, Philbert Shattenstein, Toofless Geezerpap, Alien Kein, Dollar Zeller, Cybill Servais, Heinous Janus, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, Tongan Cheek, Dag Nabbitt, and Kid Glover to the inactive roster.
08-08-2011The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Tom Fowler, Pill Pooscher, Philbert Shattenstein, Richard Currier, Cliff Reynolds, and Jake Mikolajczyk to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Red White, Spud Street, Andenny Bootsett, Ground Coffee, Hickory Dickory Daugherty, Pepe Lacoeur, Frank Fodder, Hunter Seeker, and R.W. Fouts to the inactive roster.
08-29-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Malcolm X. Caliber, Justin Coleman, and Beast Beasley to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Philbert Shattenstein, Bugzin Mzootsute, and Fearsome Lil Climer to the inactive roster.
08-09-2010The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Philbert Shattenstein to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Beast Beasley to the inactive roster.
09-28-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Philbert Shatenstein's name to Philbert Shattenstein.
08-30-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ground Coffee, Dee Bird, Chris Parker, Beast Beasley, and Merry Christman to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phary Zona-String, Hampster Hiemstra, Philbert Shatenstein, Howie Dartmore, and Andy Williams to the inactive roster.
08-17-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Philberrt Shatenstein's name to Philbert Shatenstein.
08-17-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dan Glen Dick O'Destiny's name to Philberrt Shatenstein.
08-10-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have changed Dwight Nixon's name to Dan Glen Dick O'Destiny.
08-10-2009The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Phary Zona-String, Paul Hiemstra, Dwight Nixon, Andy Williams, Charlie Young, and Dick Krakskulski to the active roster. The Memphis Mephitic Miasma have moved Ground Coffee, Dee Bird, Alex August, Chris Parker, Matt Mackey, and Hu Wing Poo to the inactive roster.