Curly Lambeau Football League
08-12-2069
#36|Cone Colostomy Cornerback
Retired (2019, Age 34)
BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
Total Rating B   Help Conditioning 95%
Status Deceased (12-26-2048) Potential A 
Age at Death 63 Born 06-14-1985 in St. Louis, MO
Drafted Round 1, Pick 16 (2007) Experience 12 Years (255 Wks)
College Carolina Coast College, 2007 Salary 845 ($56.324M/2069 $)
OFFENSE DEFENSE SPEC TEAMS
Throw Power D- Catching C  Pass Cover B  Kick Power D 
Throw Acc D- Pass Blocking D  Run Cover D- Kick Acc F 
Carrying C+ Run Blocking D  Tackling B+ Kick Return B-
        Pursuit B+    
PHYSICAL MENTAL DEXTERITY
Speed B  Stamina C- Execution A- Agility B+
Strength C  Health C- Aggressiveness D  Hands C 
Jumping C+     Attitude A  Break Tackle C 
ROLES
QB D+ C D  DT C  SS C+ K F  GUN B-
WR C  G D+ DE C  FS B- P D- KR C+
HB/TB C  T C- ILB C  CB B  LS D- KRB C 
FB C- TE C- OLB C+ H C- HT C+ KOS D-
YearTypeQBRBWRTECGTDTDELBCBSKPST
2007Game       0.61.3 493.0   1.4
2008Game        1.3 407.7    
2009Game       1.4  430.6    
2010Game        0.1 526.4    
2011Game        2.2 468.6    
2012Game        0.6 449.0    
2013Game       0.1  566.90.5   
2014Game       0.11.2 506.1    
2015Game          467.0    
2016Game 0.5     0.61.4 409.2    
2017Game       0.10.8 477.90.2   
2018Game       0.6  429.33.2  1.0
2019Game          82.6    
Numbers in this table represent the number of minutes played at each position. ST represents special teams positions other than K or P.

Career Transactions
DateTransaction
02-28-2020Cone Colostomy has retired from football.
09-16-2019The Providence Devine have waived Cone Colostomy.
08-26-2018Cone Colostomy of the Providence Devine is injured with a mild concussion and is expected to be out for approximately 2 days.
04-30-2017The Providence Devine have placed Cone Colostomy on the trade block.
11-18-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved James Hugasian to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012The Dallas Blah have moved Harry Weissenhofer to the active roster. The Dallas Blah have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
11-11-2012Cone Colostomy of the Dallas Blah is injured with a wrist inflammation and is expected to be out for approximately 8 days.
09-06-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved John Lethridge to the inactive roster.
05-03-2009The Providence Radiologist have moved Rick Neuheisel to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
09-07-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008The Providence Radiologist have moved Walt Corcoran to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Cone Colostomy to the inactive roster.
08-31-2008Cone Colostomy of the Providence Radiologist is injured with a leg contusion and is expected to be out for approximately 10 days.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have changed Randy Joseph's name to Cone Colostomy.
08-06-2007The Providence Radiologist have moved Randy Joseph to the active roster. The Providence Radiologist have moved Glenoid Cavity and Bone Scan to the inactive roster.